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[allaboutmeme]

You have to know the drill by now, right?

Good.

Comments

GRANT WARD | AOS | MCU

[wolfintheherd]

1. Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.

2. We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday Night in group text right now. According to 75% of the female presence they "saw some shit"

3. sorry I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever.

4. Text him!

4

[onthefitz]

we are not having this conversation.

Re: 4

[wolfintheherd]

It's an important one. And you asked me. So it's only fair.

[onthefitz]

how is it important?

why are you so interested in my love life???

[wolfintheherd]

Maybe I'm not interested on your behalf?

[onthefitz]

on whose behalf then?

[wolfintheherd]

Simmons.

[His]

And others.

[onthefitz]

this doesn't

what does it have to do with simmons?

or anyone else?

[wolfintheherd]

People had questions.

[onthefitz]

i don't like the sound of that.

[wolfintheherd]

Why?

There's nothing wrong. nothing to be afraid of I swear

[onthefitz]

you expect me to trust you?

3

[aintnothinglikeme]

oh don't apologize. it was so worth the blackmail material.

Re: 3

[wolfintheherd]

I want the photographs

[aintnothinglikeme]

hmmmmmmmm nope.

[wolfintheherd]

Don't test me.

[aintnothinglikeme]

oh i'm shaking buddy.

1

[helpfullittlesoldier]

How do you know it doesn't unlock the secrets of the universe?

I spit out my drink good job skye.

[wolfintheherd]

...Propaganda.

Wait who's vagina are we talking about.

yes good

[helpfullittlesoldier]

How am I supposed to know?
You started this.

[wolfintheherd]

[That's when he remembers, in his very addled state that this is Skye and...

This was a misfire]

Why are you and I talking about vaginas