THE MEME IS ON FIRE

[therpisonfire]

So here you are, browsing bakerstreet, looking at memes. Hey, this one looks interesting.

1. Post a comment with your character. Be sure to mention whether there's anything in particular you don't want to do, or alternatively, if there's anything you especially want to oh my god

THE MEME IS ON FIRE

What's the premise of the meme? Who cares? It's on fire! You have to get out of here!

2. Tag other people and roll 1-10 from for a scenario, or just pick one arbitrarily because we all know that's what we're all really doing anyway and frankly do you really want to wait for random.org to load at a time like this?
3. Your characters are now in the situation you got.
4. THIS PLACE IS ON FIRE.
5. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.

Here are the scenarios that are now on fire:

1. MEETING UP WITH AN OLD ACQUAINTANCE. Man, you haven't seen this person in forever! And you never will again, if you don't hurry, because your surroundings have burst into flame.


2. IT'S OBEDIENCE TIME. You (tagger) are forced to obey any orders the OP gives you, without exception. "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, YOU IDIOT, THE WHOLE PLACE IS BURNING" is an order.


3. MAGICAL GIRLS FTW. Suddenly, you fight monsters while wearing ridiculous-yet-cute clothing. I hope one of you has water powers, because otherwise all this fire is going to be a problem.


4. THE EVER-POPULAR YANDERE OPTION. Look, look, the meme is burning! Now there aren't any silly scenario options to get in the way of us being together forever and ever and ever and ever and ever...


5. SUDDENLY YOU'RE A KID. Did you pay attention the 500 times your class went to visit the fire station? All those Important Fire Safety Tips seem a lot more important now, don't they?


6. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE FAMILY. Suddenly you're siblings, or parent and child, or a happily married couple, or an unhappily married couple. You might not be thinking about that right now, though, what with the house being on fire and all.


7. STUCK SOMEWHERE FOR SHIPPY PURPOSES. You two are locked in a closet, or a hotel room, or the Pentagon, or some other random place, and the door won't open until you make out. And you'd better hurry up about it, because it's getting awfully hot in here, and I don't mean sexy.


8. ABRUPT PERSONALITY SHIFT. You've turned evil or something. I don't know. Look, pieces of the ceiling are falling down in flames. Does this really seem like the best time for an in-depth psychological evaluation?


9. THE MORNING AFTER. You're waking up in bed together. What happened last night? And why does your alarm clock suddenly sound a lot like a smoke alarm, and why isn't the snooze button turning it... off...


10. THIS OPTION ALREADY BURNED AWAY. Just pick something! Aaaah!

Comments

Natasha Romanoff | MCU

[topassassin]

2 ~

[yourbestguysgun]

[ They're supposed to wait for the signal to come, but it's taking a while and he can see the second hand on his watch ticking away. Bucky hasn't ever dealt with Loki before, but from what he knows of the Avengers, he's not someone to be trifled with.

He hasn't yet noticed that everything Natasha says, he does immediately, but that's because they're a well-oiled machine, always have been. He does, however, notice the faint burning smell. ]

Hey, is that - [ Smoke? ]

Duo Maxwell [au]/ Gundam Wing/ OTA

[stillshinigami]

Henry Mills | Once Upon a Time

[storybrooking]

[...no morning after. Come on, guys. :D ]

jim moriarty | bbc sherlock

[diabhal]

Theta Sigma || Doctor Who

[idkmybffkoschei]

9 and i dont even

[the_deathless]

[Koschei was happily asleep, content to be curled up next to his roommate and ignore the world around him. One of his experiments had been running overnight in the corner of their room, but it was nothing more than something being heated over a very low flame.

He probably should have been more careful, as low flame ended up catching a nearby piece of paper at some point. But he was still blissfully asleep.]

Candy Cane | Batman OC Villain | OTA

[farfromsweet]

Wonderweiss Margela // Bleach // OTA

[wonderedastray]

[Open to basically all gen options as well as non-prompted scenarios. After all, he was literally made for situations like this.]

Demyx | Kingdom Hearts | OTA

[cantevenfight]

Genjo Sanzo | Saiyuki | OTA

[heardyoucall]

8.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Don't ask her how it turned out this way. Someone wanted you gone. Out of their life forever. Wanted you to burn like the rest of your pathetic little group of so-called friends. She gazes at you through the smoke with a smug expression.]

Tch, Looks like I missed one.

Konzen Douji | Saiyuki | OTA

[fatherandsun]

Eleventh Doctor | Doctor Who

[aintno_grave]

Akira Fudo // Devil Man

[heartofahuman]

Photo Finish ✶ My Little Pony: FiM ✶ ota

[photo_finish]

Norman Jayden ☁ Heavy Rain ☁ OTA

[sunglasses_at_night]

Mistress Denna - Sword of Truth - ota

[lovesetmefree]

Rory Flanagan/Glee/boys only

[rory_flanagan]

Jane Foster | Thor (2011) | OTA

[bifroster]

Mamimi Samejima | FLCL

[blackflamed]

Thor Odinson // MCU

[sentimentalist]

Damon Salvatore (S1) | Vampire Diaries | OTA

[invitedin]

S1 Damon... a Caroline.. let's do #2! Assume S1 Caroline.

[akiddiepool]

Do you think I should wear the blue dress? Or the green dress? [She smiles at him, waiting for the chance to hang on his every word.] What color of ties do you have? It's important that we match.

Korra | Legend of Korra

[korralate]

[something happened, Korra set the place on fire. deal with it and thread.]

Dean Winchester (S1) | Supernatural | OPEN

[thenamesdean]

Karen Minazuki ♥ Yes! Pretty Cure 5

[oceanicbutterfly]

The Wolf / Ysengrim ♠ Reynard The Fox Fables | OTA

[the_wolf]