[Oof. Too much force, McGee; he kind of pulls a weeble for a minute there until he finds his center of gravity, and you're just lucky he threw a hand down behind you to brace or you might have ended up with him on top of you. Shoes take less effort to take care of, he just kind of toes them off and lets them drop at the end of the bed.]

Don't say that, it always guarantees you will.

[A snicker; don't ask why it's funny, he doesn't really know.]

Plus I think he always knows when you're trying to avoid it. And just tries harder. It's like...his superpower.