sherly_no_mates: (h | stop making relevant points)
Sherlock Holmes ([personal profile] sherly_no_mates) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet 2012-01-18 10:52 pm (UTC)

Before you startle

[But no, no; it is too late. And oh, oh the things that cannot be unseen. Oh-h, breasts. Now is absolutely not the time to have the physiological reaction of embarrassment. There will be no blushing. Staring at the wall. He is staring at the wall. He is not looking at Mary. He is not looking at Mary covering herself back up. He is sitting in bed naked with no covers protecting his modesty . . . whatsoever. Oh. Oh. Fine.]

Pardon pour un moment, s'il vous plait.

[He requires that corner—just that corner—. Unhand the sheets, woman! He is naked with everything currently on display! Have a glare back, stubborn, until—fine. He will use the pillow, shall he? He sits up fully on the bed, pillow obscuring the view. But not much of it. Now then.]

Now, remembering to remain calm, we must decide what the last thing you remember is. If we can identify what proceeded the current circumstances, we can then lay to rest any concerns of . . . indecencies.

[He was high and evidentally passed out. The rest of the night is a bit of a blur.]

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