i'm gonna kick your ass

[attentionboys]

{ the ass-kicking battle meme }
because, let's face it-- it's what most of our characters do as their 9 to 5. And the ones that don't? Well, you can always AU them, right?

rules:
♣ post with your character's name & series in the title. any preferences or notes to other players go here too.
♣ tag around using the RNG, or feel free to make up your own scenario if you already have an ass-kicking prompt in mind.
♣ kick ass and take names.

{ i. PRE-ASS-KICKING. }
1. GEAR UP. Can't fight a battle without the proper equipment, right? You're doing whatever you need to protect yourself from the enemy. Charging up mana. Strapping ammo to yourself. All in a day's work.

2. BATTLE ROOM. You can't just storm in there unless you want to get yourself riddled with bullet-holes-- so you've gotta plan how to down the enemy, and fast. Maps, floor plans, elaborate attack strategies.

3. PEP-TALK. All soldiers need it before going into battle. Fighting the end boss? Going up against an old friend? Better raise that morale of that pal of yours. Maybe they're nervous.

4. LAST GOODBYE. You know it's a lost cause. Say what you need to before you head out there.

{ ii. ASS-KICKING TIME. }
5. STAKEOUT. You and your buddy have been waiting for the target to appear for some time, whether you're cramped in a loft with sniper rifles or at a bar undercover with a pistol strapped to your thigh.

6. INFILTRATION. Whether you're navigating your way through hi-tech laser security systems, avoiding trip wires and empty can noise traps or sneaking into the enemy's lair in the dark, you're a pro at infiltration. I hope.

7. UNDER FIRE. From whatever common enemy or beast you pissed off, they're after you, teeth flashing or guns blazing. Better think quick.

8. SUDDENLY, UNARMED. Whatever weapon you use has been deactivated, knocked out of reach or broken. Ensue amazing karate skills.

9. MAN DOWN. You've been downed in battle by whatever you're fighting. Let's hope you're just unconscious and that your comrades are gonna avenge you.

{ iii. POST-ASS-KICKING. }
10. CELEBRATE. The boss is dead, the world is saved. Pop open that bottle of bubbly, will you?

11. HEAL UP. Whatever you fought is dead, but it sure did tear you a new one before it went down. Time for some first aid.

12. REFLECT. What's changed, now that the battle is over? Is the battle ever really over?

13. MOURN. You lost some good guys back there-- nothing's going to change that. You better come to terms with it before it consumes you.

Comments

Miss Fortune|League of Legends|OTA

[unfortunatemiss]

Erwin Smith | Attack on Titan

[burdenofcommand]

((cast mates preferred))

Eren Jaeger | Attack on Titan

[ichbinjaeger]

((Titan available as well. Cast mates preferred))

Naoto Shirogane - Persona 4

[shiroganeheir]

[Anyone want to go fight some Shadows?]

Kate Marshall (au) / Strike Back

[dislikesbombs]

[It's her canon. Canonmates preferred but OTA.]

Souma Haruto | Kamen Rider Wizard

[themagictouch]

Zhen Chan | Feng Shen Ji

[imvho]

Largely a support for front line fighters.

The Captain | Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E.

[hisnameisthecaptain]

Fine, you want some? Bring it the ☠☠☠☠ on!

Harry Osborn › Spider-Man

[goblinjr]

( Fight scenes? Yes, please! Cross-canon and assumed CR always welcome. Harry will probably be Goblin-ed up for his one. )

Otto Octavius › Spider-Man

[pridegoeth]

{*Waves*}

Kishin Asura ΦΦΦ Soul Eater

[strongestcoward]

[If you are fighting beside Asura, you have made seriously questionable life choices.]

Namor | Marvel 616

[ex_namor733]

[Mostly interested in the ass-kicking options.]

Samus Aran | Metroid/SSB

[metroidhunter]

[Well, naturally.]

Adam Archer | Gødland

[sohumbling]

Phenomenal cosmic power.

Itty bitty idea of what to do with it.

Muguruma Kensei | Bleach

[ex_kensei305]

Jack Krauser | Resident Evil

[krauser]

II-7

[onlyworksonce]

"Who are you? What the hell do you want?!"

Davis is: tired, sweaty, bloody, dirty. And, above all, he's fed up. He's been shot with ordinary arrows, explosive arrows, venom-tipped arrows and arrows that discharged electric shocks. He's tripped over mines, forced his way through barbed wire and fought off mutant hounds intent on tearing his throat out. And, through it all, the single man hunting him has refused to given up.

He doesn't even know the man's name. And somehow, that bugs him most of all. That a man could chase him for days, putting him through hell and back without him even knowing who that man is or what he wants.

He's caught glimpses of the guy, standing atop fortifications or perched above ravines, always emerging just long enough to hit him with some new implement of pain before disappearing again. Big, bigger than him. Muscles on his muscles. Red beret, big scar, the soldier from hell if ever there was one. Davis doesn't know if the guy was hired to do this, to hunt him like a dog, or if he's got his own sick reasons.

What he does know is that he's tired of running. If he could go pick and grab the knife or one of the guns that he'd found along the way, almost like they'd been left there for him, he would. After seventy-two hours of fighting for his life, he's finally found a true will to fight.

His hunter is nowhere to be seen, but Davis has a gut feeling he's heard just the same. The man's never been far up to now.

Jonothon Starsmore | Marvel 616

[jono]

[superieure]

[ooc: I rolled ii-8, fine with you?]

benny siegel ► boardwalk empire

[gonna]

Hisagi Shuuhei | Bleach

[ex_shuuhei798]

Jadeite | Sailor Moon

[jadeite]

Madarame Ikkaku | Bleach

[ex_ikkaku866]

Solf J Kimblee | Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood | OTA

[extirpations]

PETRE ( oc )

[broil]

[sempiternally]

[ooc: this could be interesting. you up for something? ]

the grey warden (cousland) . DRAGON AGE

[obstine]

Nasir | Spartacus

[calledmenasir]

[Modern AU also available.]

eugene sledge | the pacific

[withtheoldbreed]

OH YEAH HEY REMEMBER THIS MEME I WAS GOING TO REPLY TO?

[dead_boy]

[Let's say... 7 and no don't ask how the demigod ended up back in time blame the gods and we'll call it all good. 8D]

Nico comes tumbling out of the shadows behind an outcropping of rock and into the middle of a firefight, dark hair tousled and black t-shirt and jeans picking up the dust as he stumbles and rolls. He ends up doing a sort-of-somersault thing out of the shadow, blinking in the harsh sunlight and the heat, looking around because this isn't where he wanted to end up and it seems like a pretty bad place to be, at the moment. He can hear the staccato of gunfire, the periodic rumbles of mortars, and a lot of yelling as he looks around, hand going for his sword (as if that will help) and trying to figure out where he is through the dizziness and fatigue that's set in after shadow traveling. Wherever he is, he's pretty far off the mark, and he's feeling it. "What the - "