optipesimism: (barry)
. memes . ([personal profile] optipesimism) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2014-09-10 12:03 am

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the sexting meme.



Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!




sharkmaid: (⚡ ooh haru ooh)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-12 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
[HEY NOW...]

That's because you surprised me! and it was cold that night remember?
ephydriade: (unsure.)

[personal profile] ephydriade 2014-09-12 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
you weren't complaining when i took your shirt off.....

[ SO MUCH FOR SEXTING ]
sharkmaid: (⚡ sort of topping)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-12 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
... no I guess I didn't.

[Thank goodness his roommate hasn't come back yet, because after a moment Rin decides to take a photo of his own with his tank top tugged up just enough to show off his chest. And, yes, his nipples. Those are definitely there too.]

Didn't it go something like this?
ephydriade: (heated stare.)

[personal profile] ephydriade 2014-09-12 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh. back on track..... ]

something like that, yeah.

your nipples already look hard. have you been touching yourself?
sharkmaid: (⚡ Haru impression)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-12 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe a little.

I think other parts of me are starting to get hard too. Thanks a lot. I was planning on going to sleep in a bit, you know.
ephydriade: (obligatory sexy icon.)

[personal profile] ephydriade 2014-09-12 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
i'll let you sleep once we're done.

[ with that text sent, a minute passes before another image is sent. this time it's a lower shot; more specifically... his dick. yeah. he just sent you a dick pic, Rin. he's so glad he lives alone. ]

i'm hard too
sharkmaid: (⚡ hot dayum what a bewty)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-12 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
So this was your plan all along, was it?

[Turn him on, make sure he can't get back to sleep before he takes care of things... Awfully sneaky there, Haru. And what's more, even sending more of these suggestive photos-- Rin takes a moment to admire before taking another picture himself, this time with his hand touching between his legs, groping but not dipping below the waistband of his sweatpants.]

Are you still wearing my jacket?
ephydriade: (the feel of the water.)

[personal profile] ephydriade 2014-09-12 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
maybe [ sorry, not tell~!

complain all you want Rin, you know you like it when Haru gets like this. and Haru likes it too. especially when Rin plays along... and sends nice groping shots of himself. mmmm ]


yeah. your scent is strong. i like it a lot.
sharkmaid: (⚡ little rin riding tsun)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-12 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
[What a naughty dolphin]

Makes me wish I had something of yours to put on too...

[Then after a moment,]

Don't get it dirty now. I still need it for swim practice. ... and you know how easily white shows on black.
ephydriade: (pleasure.)

[personal profile] ephydriade 2014-09-13 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ you should punish this naughty dolphin ]

... i'll wash it if it gets dirty [ because he's making no promises of keeping it clean... ]
Edited 2014-09-13 00:55 (UTC)
sharkmaid: (⚡ omnomnomnom)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-13 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[He would if he could but he can't. Unless he gets really creative. Hmmmmm.]

You're going to get it dirty, aren't you...

Are you still touching yourself? Where?
ephydriade: (whatever.)

[personal profile] ephydriade 2014-09-13 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
probably...

[ he's being honest at least ]

yeah

just my nipples though....
sharkmaid: (⚡ on top)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-13 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
... I want to use my mouth on them.

Would you like that better?
ephydriade: (panting.)

[personal profile] ephydriade 2014-09-13 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ fuuuuuck ]

yes... much better...
sharkmaid: (⚡ oh bb)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-14 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
And my teeth.

Would that be too much?
ephydriade: (( w/rin ) confrontation.)

[personal profile] ephydriade 2014-09-15 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
no... as long as you do what you did last time. i liked that.
sharkmaid: (⚡ ridin' dirty)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-17 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
What I did last time...

You mean when I touched you lower too? At the same time?
ephydriade: (pleasure.)

[personal profile] ephydriade 2014-09-17 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah [ just thinking about it is getting him all heated up... ]
sharkmaid: (⚡ dat back)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-18 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Speaking of which]

... it's getting really hot right now.

I'm thinking I should take my shirt off.
ephydriade: (you don't say.)

[personal profile] ephydriade 2014-09-18 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
you haven't removed it yet?

[ cmon Rin, you're slacking ]
sharkmaid: (⚡ bitch I'm fabulous)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-18 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Omg don't rush things]

I just did. I wanted to take my time, you know.

Don't be so impatient.


[... he likes it slow. Sometimes.]
ephydriade: (out of breath.)

[personal profile] ephydriade 2014-09-20 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ "sometimes".... ]

i cant help it

im really horny right now...
sharkmaid: (⚡ ridin' dirty)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-09-30 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
[A-ah...]

Why is that?
ephydriade: (pleasure.)

[personal profile] ephydriade 2014-10-01 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
... i keep thinking about you...
sharkmaid: (⚡ oh bb)

[personal profile] sharkmaid 2014-10-05 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
... me too.

I want you.