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[optipesimism]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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[firmly]

Senpai, do you still need me to stay over tonight?

[discourtesy]

That's the plan. I need you to try something on for me.

[firmly]

Again? It's not something weird, is it?

1/2

[discourtesy]

That depends if you find boxer briefs weird or not

But I made myself after I was struck with inspiration from a sign at school.

[discourtesy]

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Cool, huh. Chiyo helped.

[firmly]

Cool?? That's, um...

[ he definitely still thinks he's talking to nozaki-senpai right now. and since that's the case, he doesn't want to insult his... design... ]

No, more importantly, should you really be having Chiyo-senpai help you with something like that??? She's a girl after all.

[discourtesy]

I don't see what's the big deal. It's not like she's going to see you in it.

She was just giving me some pointers.

[firmly]

Points about boy's underwear?

Shouldn't you know more about that than her.

[discourtesy]

Yeah. [ —how to sew them. ]

Not really, I'm more familiar with women underwear.

I'm wearing a pair right now.

[firmly]

...

[ he always kind of suspected, but... ]

Please don't talk about your underwear ever again.

[discourtesy]

Hey, that's fine by me. We can talk about my bra instead.

It's a light pink and almost see through.

[firmly]

Senpai, don't you think you're going too far?

Even if you have hobbies like that, you shouldn't talk about them!!!

[discourtesy]

I always show you then.

But after you try on the boxers.

[firmly]

I don't want to see something like that!

I'll try on the boxers as long as you promise not to show me1

[discourtesy]

Aren't boys your age supposed to be into this sort of thing?

[firmly]

I think you're a little too into it, senpai...

[discourtesy]

Or you're getting flustered over this for no reason. It's just underwear.

Everyone wears them.

Unless you're trying to suggest at something else.

[firmly]

Everyone wears them, but that's not the point!

You shouldn't be wearing that stuff and you definitely shouldn't be showing it to other people!

[discourtesy]

I shouldn't?

So you want me naked then?

[firmly]

I didn't say that!

But... that would still probably be better.

[discourtesy]

Better? I didn't know you were such a deviant, Waka.

But I guess I could play along. Just this once.

[firmly]

In this situation, the deviant is definitely you, senpai...