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[optipesimism]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

Comments

[smithwork]

makin a mmess on my hand

Gets a little bumpy beneath, jus rbbbing him there too



think he's as big as he;s gonna get

[stotte]

Big enough for me to ride? I don't think I'd mind taming this one.

[smithwork]

yeah please rideit hard and fast astrd gosds yorue so beuatifl so strng

tell me how yu ride

[stotte]

I'll pin your hands down so you dont get in my way cause Im the trainer now
Locking you in with my knees rocking down fast with my hips
pressing down hard with my thighs
hard and fast just how you lik eit

[smithwork]

ohgh yea fuck me elike tghat i lovce it.;/8 wont be easy to train, rough ride foryou

[stotte]

mm i love how you think you can challegne me
if you play nice i mihgt let yor hands go
so you can touch me

[smithwork]

let my hands go astrid i want to feel yor breasts and hips, so full and perfect, i knoe you like my rough hands thumbing at your nipples,, makin you whine

my mouth sucking your breasts and rubbing circles between your legs getting you wet and soft as you ride me hardr

astrid aatrdd aahjg onna come insdie eyou

[stotte]

hiccuup gods touch me everywhere
youre the only one who can get me this wett

im rocking so hard on you
screaming your namme
hiiccup im close

godsaaa aaavn

[smithwork]

i am im not stoppin g

astrid snja fuc k alwaysso tigthhh an hhotfhg''.....';^7 66;

[stotte]

[Just gonna settle doooooown before texting again.]

Oh, I'm gonna kill you.

[smithwork]

[ Give him a couple more minutes. Wow, that ... that is a real mess, right there. ]

You just did, Milady.

[stotte]

That was not how I planned to start the morning and now my pants are ruined.

[smithwork]

YOURS are ruined? Hah. It's on the INSIDE of my leathers.

[stotte]

Well, that's YOUR own fault.

And delete all of those messages. Now.

[smithwork]

What if I need a pick-me-up later? :(

[stotte]

Hiccup, I will make it so you won't even have the ability to be "picked up" ever again in the future if you don't get rid of those.

[smithwork]

[ Well, then. ]

Ahaha okay! Just joking.

[stotte]

Good. As long as the evidence is gone, I'll still be willing to give you a sample of the real thing later.

[smithwork]

Until later then, Milady. x