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the sexting meme.

Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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That's hot. Tell me more.

They're pajama's. They have a jam stain on them. Because of jam. It's the middle of the night.

. . .

Okay I give up. You win. I'll stop.

I'm sorry. It's not you, it's.

[There's a long pause until the next message.]

I'm horrible at this sort of thing.

Maybe you should borrow one of Sensei's books.

[Give him a moment to do just that:]

Your kisses take me away to another place where sensation rules and conquers, takes control and welds my heart and mind into one.

You're a mind-heart welder.

[ . . . ]

Part of me wants to laugh and part of me feels my heart fluttering.

It goes on to compare female anatomy to no less than four types of shellfish.

[ Haru can't help but be amused over here. ]

oh man I think you were doing better before.

well whatever. what are you doing anyway?

It suits me better, doesn't it?

I'm outside now. The phone has a very loud notification sound and I don't know how to turn it off.

It's too cold outside. You shouldn't be out there, Yuki. But um... I think there should be a switch or a button on the side of your phone depending on what kind you have.

Also if you dont maybe there is a settings in your phone? Volume control is usually there I think.

[ This is the sexiest sexting ever ]

I have a blanket. It's a nice night, too. You should come and see.

[That was sexy...ish? Right?]

Sharing a blanket with you has always been a dream of mine.

That's a very specifically-worded fantasy, Haru.

But doesn't it sound romantic?

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