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the sexting meme.

Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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Duck pic! :D

should I bother asking why you're sending me a picture of a duck...?

Your wife said it'd be better than a dick pic.

and why would you sending me a dick picture even come up as a subject???

I just asked her why everyone wants them!

who's "everyone"?

...that's beside the point. Don't be so upset, it's not as if I told you about the free kisses.

you've mentioned my wife and free kisses in the same conversation, Doctor. what's going on?

I just asked her how much a kissogramme makes.

and she told you it was free??

Well, no. Not as such. Not quite like that, no, no.

what did you tell you then. I want exact words.

Ahem.

'there's no charge for you, spaceman.'

Right. Well. That sounds like her alright.

Don't worry! I told her 'Oi! You're married to a Roman!'.

Something like that, anyway.

I don't worry really. It wouldn't be quite the same if she didn't try to kiss the Doctor every once in a while.

That's alright then, Rory, my man. You can kiss me too!

Ah, pass. Thank you.

Ahhh. Not quite that Roman, are you?

Must have been the plastic.

I hope you didn't miss out on all the orgies! The food was glorious.

I was a bit busy doing soldier things. and listening to you.

Well... Tell me to take you to a Roman orgy then!

I'd rather not, really. But you enjoy yourself.

The things they do with food. Lots of honey everywhere.

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