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the sexting meme.

Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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maybe, depends

on what?

well since you said you're not gonna be noisy
then it's kinda hard to do this without visualization, at least
made worse by you not answering my question about being flustered

[ He's just gonna make this as whiny as he can. ]

i was flustered. why do you think i left the room so quickly?

[Not even touching the visualization part yet.]

oh. well then....?

[ don't leave him hangin' man ]

[Guess what? The picture that comes along? Just Rin's face, though his cheeks are obviously still pink. But he's also obviously lying around in bed now, too.]

happy?

hmm,
cute

[ that's it ]

[The most anticlimactic text. If Sousuke's trying to provoke him into more, it's working.

Because it just gets another picture in reply, this one a view down along Rin's abdomen to show both exposed skin and the growing bulge in his sweats.]

[ hell yeah ]

oh? look at you, all excited for me already
why don't you take your pants off? you don't seem all too comfortable still in them

[He's on the verge of sending another picture to prove he's listening to the suggestion, but he instead follows it with one of his pants, which are now on the ground beside his bed.]

might wanna send me something in return first.

whoa you're actually teasing me
consider the challenge accepted, matsuoka

[ Except instead of teasing, the picture he sends is...an actual goddamn dick pic, even if his pants are still hanging from knees.

Also? He's totally sitting on Rin's bunk. ]

think you can do better than that?

[There's definitely no immediate reply because he's interrupted by a dick pic and there's nothing to say. Aside from pointing out that Sousuke's terrible at meeting challenges.]

i didn't even leave school a day ago and you're already in my bed. missed me that much?

[The text is totally followed by a dick pic in return - one that comes along with some hand involvement.]

what can i say? i'm too deep in love with you [ imagine his usual tone while saying this, all flat and deadpan ]

and you say that as if you don't miss me already, just look at yourself
not that i'm complaining
what do you miss most about me?

[Oh, he can hear it. Such a romantic, Sousuke.]

you're the one who started this.
but i do miss you. and your hands. a lot.

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