flight attendant au meme.

[ukya]

"come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly, away"
flight attendant au

Everyone enjoys jetting off on holiday, especially during summer. A flight can be good or bad depending on the crew, the travel time, or whether you've spent 13 hours delayed at the airport. Sometimes you might see a hot air host(ess) that you want to woo, sometimes you might burst into tears because they remind you of your ex while you're trying to get away from all that. No matter what, however, you're stuck on board with them for the duration of the flight. Make the most of it.

how to play;

1. comment with your character
2. make any notes on what you want if needed
3. comment around! have fun!

prompts;

1. (anger) - I didn't say I wanted orange juice, I asked for apple juice you imbecile! Let the crew member know how you really feel about their service on board.

2. (desire) - Hello hot stuff. So, do you do this route often? Or maybe you're just eager to join the mile high club, hmm?

3. (stress) - It's been a long day, and fellow crew members aren't pulling their weight. Or maybe you've had a bunch of delays and are late getting away.

4. (panic) - Someone has air anxiety, calm them down!

5. (happiness) - The crew are being an absolute joy and are willing to chat about your pet dog or hamster, how kind of them!

6. (excitement) - This is your first holiday (or first in a while) and you're really eager to get to that beach destination! (or mountains, or country, or... you get my point)

7. (blurgh) - It's something you'll never get used to, and no matter how many paper bags are shoved under your nose, you still feel like you're going to barf.

8. (help) - A quick bathroom break turns into an adventure when the lock won't turn or turbulence starts. Oops.

9. (take off/landing) - Get to your stations, assistants! We've got a plane to run.

10. (wild card) - Mix it up or think of something of your own!

Comments

Deanna Winchester | Supernatural

[righteous_woman]

[She's holding onto the armrests as if her life depends on it, eyes tightly closed while humming a Metallica song. Deanna's not scared, she's petrified of being there.]

Re: Deanna Winchester | Supernatural

[lifewithnoconsequence]

[Okay, so yeah he has never seen someone look so apparently terrified onboard a plane in his life. The woman looked as though she might have a heart attack.]

Do you need miss?

Mercury Black || RWBY

[sarcaskick]

[ that one passenger who pages every two minutes over the most trivial shit just to get a rise out of the attendants

it's a twelve hour flight okay he's so bored ]

what a rudie

[bulwarks]

[The trolley has to schedule itself around when turbulence is due, when people will be eating, along with many other things. Of course passengers are more than allowed to request drinks whenever they like, which is why Eren is handing this guy what he asked for last.

So far, he's only been to see him this once, which is why he can give him a small smile as he hands it over, trying to keep in mind his actual job here.]

There. Anything else you want? [Juuuuuust in case he forgot.]

Armin Arlert | Attack on Titan

[strategised]

6 but not really...

[hacks]

[Here we go, this passenger here happens to be someone Armin knows. It's not her first flight, but it is her first with Armin working. Mikasa decided to pick one that would mean she get to see him work. She's excited, really! But the way she shows it...]

Armin.

[Just a greeting as he walks past!]

eren jaeger | attack on titan

[bulwarks]

[ok with being passenger or attendant!]

[neighsays]

[Why hello there, Eren Jaeger. Bet you think this flight's going to be a breeze since you're assigned first-class, huh? And, you know, it just might be one.

If Jean Kirstein wasn't one of your passengers.

He's the passenger from hell. He's got two carry-ons and likes to repeatedly open the overhead bin to retrieve things. He's been fiddling with his phone and tablet long after the announcement to put away electronics was made. And forget paying attention to the fasten seat-belt signs. About the only thing that'd make him worse is if he had a crying baby on his lap.

But he makes up for it with the way he refers to Eren -- and only Eren.]

Hey, stewardess.

everything--I'm kidding. starts with 9!

[hacks]

[Mikasa probably wouldn't be working here if it wasn't for the fact that she doesn't trust Eren to do his duty well. At least, not on his first gig. So she's followed him through training, and it's a wonder that someone who looks and acts more like a soldier managed to pass customer service. Come on, pretty sure even Eren is a better people person than she is.

Yet, here she is, going to do the first thing she was put on here to do: watch him. And his every movements. And make sure he does it right.]

Eren, do you have your seat belt on?

Sasha Braus | Attack on Titan

[diglossic]

i guess 3 & 10 ish

[bulwarks]

[While Eren handles the front side of the trolley, Sasha is left with the back. It's not time for the meals yet, but there are plenty of snacks available for anyone who asks for them. In fact, a few people took the chips or peanuts to munch on. Dinner wouldn't be for another hour or so.

The first few times she gets away with it, it's when he turns back to put the coffee jug back onto the trolley he finds her mid chomp.]

Sasha. [He's not going to say anything else, but his knuckles are going white while he's gripping that mug. Don't risk both their jobs because you can't keep your hands to yourself?!]

Rhoda Teneiro | Ace Attorney

[professionality]

[ This isn't even an AU; she's just a flight attendant. ]

Wildcard

[trigram]

[It was time to board, and the weary traveler Sofia had an excited smile on her face as she walks through the glass-walled jetway. It was the time she's waiting for! First time in First Class seating. She's been traveling with this airline long enough that she earned points to move up from the fully-packed economy seats to first-class. Finally, she would have some peace and quiet for the 15-hour long flight ahead, and get to lie down!

She adjusts the strap of her outdoorsy backpack, and tightened her grip on her suitcase's handle as she nears the entrance of the jumbo jet. She kept adjusting her glasses with the spine of book on her other hand, then clamps the book under her neck to free her hand and yank out her boarding pass from her shirt pocket. She hands the somewhat crumpled paper to Rhoda]

Uhh, hi. I'm in first class?

[She gives Rhoda a small, forced grin that lasted only in the blink of an eye. But it's obvious she's giddy to get to her seat. Then a couple of people after Sofia, a pregnant woman boarded the plane, looking exhausted just to make it to the plane. Sofia haven't noticed yet since it was her back that was facing the would-be mother (that and her head is already in the stratosphere)]

Klavier Gavin | Ace Attorney

[recht_und_musik]

Sirius Black | Harry Potter | Passenger

[grimolddog]

[I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.]

Re: Sirius Black | Harry Potter | Passenger

[(Anonymous)]

But can you speak jive?!?

Mikasa Ackerman | Attack on Titan | ota

[hacks]

Vietnam | Axis Powers Hetalia | ota

[hoasen]

[There has been flight attendant fanart for every single one of these losers too...(but any is okay)]

4+7!

[lifewithnoconsequence]

[You know Harold really can't say that he enjoys small, enclosed spaces. Even less so when they're so high up above the ground. It felt like he was on another damned ship crossing the Atlantic again....he felt like he was going to be sick, and oh, look a flight attendant!

He probably looked like a nervous wreck right now.]

Excuse, miss, could I get some water?

Midorima Shintarou | Kuroko no Basuke

[tsunverde]

[Fly the tsundere skies.

But really, I have a preference for him as flight attendant, telling you that no you can't use the first-class bathroom and maybe you should have thought ahead before you asked for that second can of Coke.

Or any other scenario, as long as he gets to provide questionable customer service.]

The "Prince" | Prince of Persia 2008

[ofpersia]

Prince Hans | Frozen

[ingoodhans]

[ Come fly with me, let's fly awaaay~ ]

[niepokonany]

[It was one of those long haul flights that seemed like it was just never going to end. There'd been delays with boarding and takeoff, putting everyone in a bad mood, and Economy had a family flying with 2-year-old triplets with food allergies, and his pantyhose weren't on quite right, and even after the lights went out to help the passengers try and sleep in preparation for their arrival, he just hadn't had half a second yet to go and fix them.]

[And just when he thought he might have time to catch a breath, the call signal came in from First Class, and inwardly, he sighed. Well, somebody probably just wanted extra blankets or a cocktail or something, right? No big deal.]

[He made his way up quickly, reaching up to switch off the call button as he offered the passenger--hadn't Madeleine been saying about him being some kind of a VIP?-- the least exhausted smile he could muster.]

What can I help you with today, sir?

[They trained him to turn off the like and totally and for sure, but the speech pattern itself still has odd traces of Eastern European consonants and Californian intonation.]

Harold Krebs || Soldier's Home

[lifewithnoconsequence]

Lilli | Edna & Harvey: Harvey's New Eyes

[mostvirtuousmurderer]

[Have a little pig-tailed girl who looks completely bewildered by her surroundings. Probably either in handcuffs or on a class trip.]

Shaun Hastings | Assassin's Creed

[1605gunpowderplot]

[Come travel with the world's worst flight attendant. He'll probably throw things if you ask him for water.]

Gentleman Ghost | Batman BatB

[suaveandspectral]

[Sometimes a ghost wants to travel in style. He's got a ticket, no liquids, and made it through the metal detector just fine so you shouldn't have any problems with him.]

Maiyama Shun | Shounen Hollywood | ota

[syunsyun]

((Well he did kind of play one once.))