sexting

[pancaked]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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[shouldergestures]

Would you like a song instead? I can belt out one with the best of them.

[What's love without some obstacles to over come?]

[stotte]

Oh gods! You singing. I guess getting a laugh is as good as anything.

[Hiccup is quite the masochist for dealing with her.]

[shouldergestures]

My songs may incite laughter, but my lips and tongue are well capable of getting more and better.

[It's a two way street with his amazing puns and wild gestures.]

[stotte]

[Well, well, Hiccup, an interesting choice of words there from you.]

And what exactly can your lips and tongue do to impress me?

[shouldergestures]

[He's a gifted poet with a silver tongue among mortal men, or sometimes he gets a shimmer of brilliance when he isn't tripping over his words.]

Oh plenty m'lady. Sweet nothings in your ear, kissing your lips and body, or making you sing.

[stotte]

Oh, you think your mouth can really do things to make me sing?

[Truth is, it's always had a way of being very persuasive, in many ways.]

[shouldergestures]

I'm confident it can. It's attached to me and I'm more than capable of making you sing. Perhaps even a duet if you can tolerate my off tone singing lone enough.

[Negotiation and diplomacy go a long away and it's gotten further than fighting with his lanky body ever has.]

[stotte]

Hiccup, you and I singing together would be way too dangerous.

[Although a curious thought.]

[shouldergestures]

That makes it exciting though!

[Funny thing, he may or may not be serious about singing now.]