sexting

[pancaked]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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[fbitchesgtmoney]

i'd like to see you try.

fun? i always thought you were more attractive than rogers in the movies and pictures my dad had. you were more rugged.

[buckyno]

it's unlikely that you would like it much.

it was war, nobody looked delicate. howard stark kept pictures? of me?

[fbitchesgtmoney]

I'm into some weird things.

Yeah, but somehow Steve always looked pretty. You were grittier in a good way. Yeah? He had a lot of stuff from back then. Memories, maybe? He never told me since technically I wasn't supposed to know about them.

[buckyno]

yes, i know.

it's the big blue eyes. all the photos i've seen are in a museum. memories, i guess.

still don't remember them all.

[fbitchesgtmoney]

have you been googling me, sergeant barnes?

probably. still. not quite my thing. even when i was younger i wasn't into the innocent virginal thing.

if you ever want, i can show you some of the albums of dads. some are dupes of the ones in the museums, but he has a lot of more personal ones, too. he always liked fooling around with that camera of his, after all.

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(A snapshot of bucky, dumdum, and jaques playing poker.)

[buckyno]

yes, but most of the results are inaccurate. there are files. Natalia makes me watch recordings of entertainment tonight.

What you called me is also inaccurate.


...thank you?

[fbitchesgtmoney]

ah, the intro into pop culture. i had fun with that with steve. do you have a favourite so far?

what should I call you?

anytime.

[buckyno]

i watch what steve watches. none of it's exactly fibber mcgee.

not sergeant.



why weren't you supposed to know?

[fbitchesgtmoney]

i actually had to look that up. who would have thought. but no modern favourites, yet? i can give you a pretty decent crash course.

just barnes?



about the pictures? dad wasn't really big on sharing with me, or anyone when it came to his private life. i barely knew him.

[buckyno]

steve likes animation. i don't know what i like. not sure i see the point. people used to go to theaters, now they don't and there's too much of everything.

if you want.


i think... he could be kind of an ass.

[fbitchesgtmoney]

he would. Not that animation is bad or anything, but potentially limiting. I mostly have stuff on as background noise, but fantasy is always fun. Lord of the Rings is good, but possibly a little intense. I don't know if you read any back in the day, but if you heard of The Hobbit, it's a continuation of that. You can always still go to theatres. I know of a couple that play old stuff, even have the prices like they were in the old days.

Barnes it is. And maybe James if I'm feeling frisky.

Yeah. Like me.

[buckyno]

used to be, the movies were where you'd go on dates. or with steve. are they playing lord of the rings now?

not a fan of background noise.

i don't know about lick you. guess it's something i should find out for myself.

[fbitchesgtmoney]

not regularly, but I'm sure I could get someone to if you wanted to go.

Not a lot of people are. I just like doing multiple things at once.

I have it on good authority that I'm all coconut and metal.

[buckyno]

steve's seen it. already crossed off his list.

you trust in computer systems to warn you when your security is compromised. which in itself leaves you compromised.

coconut?




damnit.

[fbitchesgtmoney]

i've seen them about five or six times. the long versions to that if you watch them all in a row, it's just short of 12 hours. besides, it doesn't matter what steve has seen or wants, we're talking about you, barnes.

i'm not completely dependant on them, they just help with accuracy and earlier warning. is this a warning, though? have you snuck into my apartment? that's kind of sexy.

;)

[buckyno]

you've seen a 12 hour film 6 times.

did you take a date?



and no. i don't give warnings.

[fbitchesgtmoney]

as mentioned earlier, they're usually on in the background when i'm working, especially if i'm working on something that goes on autopilot. but a couple of times i've watched them through.

no. i have yet to find someone willing.



you say that, but that could be you trying to fool me into a false sense of security. where are you?

[buckyno]

can't say i'm surprised. find a normal length movie you like, playing at a theater. and i'll go.


not behind you.

[fbitchesgtmoney]

we could always do them individually. but alright, i'll think of something. no preferences at all? sci-fi? drama? comedy? i don't want you to hate it.


...how did you know i looked?

[buckyno]

no preferences. used to like screwball comedies but i'm not so sure they make those anymore. katherine hepburn died.

no sudden noises. might be best.



nobody completely trusts computers.

... :)

[fbitchesgtmoney]

not so much, sorry. but i have a couple in mind now that you might like. that i like, at least. black comedies, always fun. you haven't watched any monty python with steve, have you?

no sudden noises, so no horror. maybe in a years time, but most of the time those are pretty obvious anyway.



are you going to lick me?

[buckyno]

his name doesn't ring a bell.

saw one about a hostel, when steve was away. it was... irritating. full of inefficiencies. people don't come apart that way. natalia said i shouldn't write with corrections.

but it was wrong.



as much as i like anyone.

[fbitchesgtmoney]

good.

ah, yeah, i think i saw that one at some point. people make a lot of inaccuracies about stuff for the sake of gore and violence, and reaction in general. it's why i can't watch any contemporary science flicks, it drives me crazy. i get it.




am i supposed to come searching for you now, or do you want to come out of your hidey-hole and order chinese and watch a movie with me?