texting meme.

[memesmemes]

THE TEXTING MEME

0. Post a blank comment.
1. Copy the form below.
2. TEXT YOUR FRIENDS, TEXT EVERYBODY, MISFIRE, FLIRT, SPAM THEM WITH TEXTS.
3. Alternatively, just call them, y'know.

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Comments

[alphatar]

Your timing's perfect. I'm in the middle of the most boring history lesson. Okay, let's do questions.

What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

[generalflirt]

For the record I expect your response to this too

but let's see . . .

Im going to have to go with!! that time that I was going to convince someone I was a ghost haunting the J-Line by riding it back and fourth five times in one day and running into them three times

[alphatar]

That sounds pretty embarrassing. Did they report you?

[generalflirt]

Surprisingly?! No!


But this did charge me for every trip and I was broke for the nest month!

[alphatar]

So that's why your phone service got cut off.

Stupidest thing I've done is... probably stealing a penguin. I think that tops the list.

[generalflirt]

Oh, oh o h oh !! I remember this one actually!

That's when you decided to sleep in the zoo right?

[alphatar]

Yeah. Turns out they don't like it when you do that.

But on the plus side, I got to have a penguin. So maybe it's not the stupidest thing I've ever done, but it's close.

[generalflirt]

Wow if thats not the stupidest thing you can't cheat me I explained my failed phone service and everything!

[alphatar]

I might have kept it so me and my roommates have a pet.

[generalflirt]

But that's actually cool!

You must share your shame to make this game fair!

[alphatar]

I started the game, so I can be unfair.

But I did have my mugshot taken if that helps.

[generalflirt]

Oh?! And did you look good in it? terrible? both?

[alphatar]

Well, it is public record. So here.

Let’s just say I wasn’t too happy about it.

[generalflirt]

[ huh...

It says what it's for on there right... (whatever, load past her eyes stupid image )

But oh well: ]

Yeah I bet! I don't think most people would be that into being arrested

[alphatar]

I managed to get out of it with a slap on the wrist, but I don't really want to go through that again.

[Which means don't get caught next time :D!]

How long did you say this class is?

[generalflirt]

An eternity

longer than you'd be in jail

actually more like thirty more minutes

[alphatar]

Well, that is longer than I've been in jail technically. But hey, a half hour isn't so bad.

[She's lying, Korra doesn't have a patient bone in her body.]

[generalflirt]

What about your class?

[alphatar]

History? Ugh. It's boring. I think I actually hear someone snoring.

And it's not me for once.

[generalflirt]

Well then let's do a second game here.

I dare you to snapchat sonething interesting.

[alphatar]

Haha. That means something interesting would have to be going on first.

I don't think you want to see how perfectly a snapchat can capture the nothing that's happening right now.

[generalflirt]

Is your creativity that low?!

Come on, I thought more of you!!

You can make something happen!!

[alphatar]

After being here for almost hour and another hour to go, I've got zero creativity. Give me suggestions.

1/2

[generalflirt]

Well the obvious would be to shot me your boobs

covertly

[generalflirt]

but no seriously you could try to throw things at the oblivious guy in the class and convince them someone is poking them