memesmemes (
memesmemes) wrote in
bakerstreet2014-08-17 07:51 pm
party time babes.

PARTY TIME YO
So. You are now at a party. It can be any kind of party - a nightclub, a big, flashy after-party party, a hipster party, a house party, dinner party-- there's plenty to drink, people to makeout with, friends to be stupid with and loud music. Everyone loves parties! Except when they're lame.
i. so wake me up when it's all over.
Yeah, basically, um, you're totally over this. It's pretty much the lamest do ever, and who invited that guy? Eh, you're just going to have to drown your sorrows at the bar, hopefully serving free drinks; at least there's a redeeming aspect. Maybe someone's already there, maybe they get your vibe.
ii. just hold on we're going home.
Fuck this shit, let's blow this popsicle stand. You've found a babe, and now it's time to split. Where do you go? Maybe you should go watch the sun come up, or break into a highschool and swim in their pool? Go to the beach and swim drunk!
iii. TURN DOWN FOR NOTHING.
You're into it. Like, dancing on a table with six semi-clothed strippers and suddenly you know all the words to Golddigger and you should literally just be Kanye because you're like, on his level. Wherever you are, you're having the actual best time of your life ever, and you've taken it upon yourself to make sure you're not the only one.
iv. I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI.
Shit. So this is hungover.
v. Bound 2.
Whoa. When did you post up here? Go flirt with some potentially attractive strangers. Or not strangers. Anyone is fair game, really.
vi. Hurry up with my damn croissants.
Dinner party option. You're hungry. It's taking a while (can your friends cook? You don't know). Time to make some awkies conversation with randoms!
vii. How 'ye doin'? I'm survivin'.
You went to get food from the 24hr store. You came back to the party. That deteriorated REALLY QUICKLY wow.
viii. Lamborghini Mercy, those chicks be so thirsty.
Ugh can they not? You're escaping from these guests. Space is needed. Go snoop around the house/venue/outside the club.
ix. But first, let me take a selfie.
Yeah, okay sometimes you just have to do the thing. Whip out your iphone and drag in a reluctant bro.
x. I been up all night, tryna get dat rich I been workworkworkworkworking on my shit.
Psh, you're here to network. Sidle up to some people, kiss some ass, snag those business cards.
xi. Trash the hotel, let's get drunk on the mini bar.
Hotel room party, awhhh yeah. This could get messy.
xii. This is our party we can do what we want/say what we want/go where we want.
This is your party you can write what you want!

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