sexting meme

[waitingforsin]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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[asuma]

Flattered though I may be knowing that I was the second--or rather the third choice this evening, such an offer may have been better received if it hadn't been preceded by your solemn vow for revenge against me.

[battingfaces]

You've staked me more times than I care to count, Niklaus. Surely you must have known I'd feel little bitter about that. However, should you go through with this little arrangement, I may just like bygones be bygones. It's the least I can do for my dearest older brother.

[asuma]

My, your sudden eagerness to see this through hardly raises any suspicion at all.

Suppose I agree to allow you this one indulgence--I'd need to arrange certain precautions to ensure that you keep your temper.

[battingfaces]

You can't be killed remember? What threat could I possibly pose to the likes of you?

Precautions... Such as?

[asuma]

True, there is that. But one can never be too cautious.

I suggest against the dingy bar you mentioned, for starters.

[battingfaces]

You do have your reasons to be paranoid.

Fine. Next, your royal highness?

[asuma]

Not bad. Though you might want to save the formalities for after we've started.

Assuming you're capable of reeling in that impetuous nature of yours at all, then perhaps you'd consider the use of restraints--just enough to keep you from doing anything you might regret without my express permission, at any rate.

[battingfaces]

Then I'll try to be on my best behavior because you of all people will not be restraining me.

[asuma]

Ah well. I suppose we gave it the old college try.

[battingfaces]

Mm nice try. If anyone ought to be confined, it's you. You owe me a great debt for stabbing me in the back after all.

[asuma]

And here I thought we were willing to let bygones be bygones. Alas, you bring up the past yet again in an attempt to inspire sympathy. Perhaps I was right to be so cautious after all, hm?

The simple fact of the matter is that I did you a favor. While I can understand your resentment toward me, also know that my actions kept you safe for those many years that I watched over you.

[battingfaces]

You staked me because I never agreed with every little thing yo said or did, and then you staked the rest of our family. I could have continued to outrun Mikael without you "watching over me."

Anyway. You're right. I said bygones and unlike you, I can actually keep a word or two.

[asuma]

Well, there was that too.

[Keeps it real??]

None of that matters any longer, however. Mikael is gone, and you, Rebekah, and Elijah are safe.

[You're welcome basically.]

Ah, so that's what you've been doing then. And from my perspective it so did look like bitter anger.

[Moral of the story: They need to learn how to sext because this ain't it.]

[battingfaces]

I suppose I'm to thank you for that? What of Finn? You failed to keep him "safe" from that stupid jock boy Rebekah was so obsessed with.

[Nope. No thank you's.

And they're working out sibling problems...multitasking? Yeah, that's it.]

As said before, your perspective is a paranoid one. I'm waving my white flag and so you have nothing to worry about.

[asuma]

I'd hardly count Finn as any great loss. He got exactly what he wanted.

[Cold as ice but Klaus hated Finn most of all. Besides, he tried to help their mother kill them he sort of had it coming.]

Though if we wanted to debate as much, he was technically no longer under my protection at the time.

[Which I guess is PC for no longer in a coffin.]

Besides, if it weren't for me, we would have all suffered the same fate.

[S-so tempted to have typed "that sinking ship." But again, you're welcome.]

You are right, however. I may be paranoid but with good reason. It's kept us alive for all of these years.

[Plus there was that whole stint where he went batshit insane which didn't help matters any.]

I would very much like to trust you again, little brother. If nothing else, of that be certain.

I am not naive, however. I don't expect it to happen overnight. I suppose that, like anything worth waiting for, it may take some degree of patience on both of our parts.

[battingfaces]

[Ohh, Kol got the meaning of what Klaus meant perfectly fine. "No longer under his protection." Pfft. Such a sick bastard.]

My, for someone who truly hated Mikael you sure are just as bad. Finn may have hid behind Mother's skirt tails but he was still our brother.

[Though, even he has to admit that he was pretty pissed at the traitor for what he'd done. Not even reunited a whole week and they're plotting ways to destroy the entire family.]

What are you saying? It's because of you we have all suffered and had to flee across the world like cowards.

[Killing Esther ring any bells?

It takes him a while to reply to the last, maybe rolling his eyes a bit.]

Unfortunately neither of us know how to exercise patience all that well. You could start by ditching the daggers for starters.

[asuma]

[This bitch.]

Now there's a thought.

[Yeah that's all you're gettin'.]

[battingfaces]

[x'D

But deep down you love him.]

How am to trust you if you have those ominous things just lying around waiting to be stuck in my back?

[asuma]

[Of course. Kol is family, after all.]

That's not quite how it works, you realize. Now, were you to take me at my word that I have no intention of doing so in spite of the fact that I possess some manner in which to do you harm, that is another matter entirely.

[battingfaces]

Then might I make a condition of my own? We do this...thing away from your secret stash. I might be able to trust you easily then.

[It sounds fair to him.]

[asuma]

That seems reasonable enough.

[Because if Kol won't take him at his word that he has no intention to dagger him again, then Kol will just have to trust that he doesn't have any daggers lying around. Either way, he's the one who folds here. Which keeps Klaus happy.]

[battingfaces]

[Hybrid bastard...]

And what would you prefer if not my pretty little bar?

[asuma]

Well I suppose my our family home is out of the question.

Though if you're dead set upon a pubic setting, I might be persuaded.

[battingfaces]

Unless you plan on locking them away you can bet it's out of the question.

I'm not sure it's worth the trouble, honestly.

[asuma]

[sadajkgd dat typo tho.]

And here I'd nearly forgotten how akin to a rollercoaster conversing with you was.