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bakerstreet2014-08-16 04:52 pm
thatsocks) wrote in bakerstreet2014-08-16 04:52 pm
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S MEME
During the day, it's a place of joy. But you aren't here during the day. Maybe you've desperate for a bit of cash, and ignored the ominous warning on the newspaper ad. Maybe you've eaten at the pizzaria since you were a child, and thought that taking up a job here can't possibly go wrong. Or maybe you're just playing the game under your bed covers at 2am.
Because seriously, who the fuck would work here for more than one day.
This is a meme based of the new horror game, Five Nights at Freddy's. As you would expect, this is a horror meme. Therefore, warnings for blood, gore, mutilation, and if you're really fucking scared of living dolls and the like you might want to think twice before posting here. A playthrough for the brave, and a small snippet for the faint of heart:
You've been hired as the night guard at a pizzaria called 'Freddy Fazbear's Pizza', and it seems that the animatronics seem to get a bit... quirky at night. On your first day, a phone recording from the previous guards starts to play, and it explains that you can't let the animatronics see you, or they will force you into an animatronic suit. And with all those wires and cogs in an animatronic suit? Yeah, that isn't going to end well.
Unfortunately, you can't just close the doors and pray to whatever deity you believe in. You've got limited power (you know, budget cuts) to make it through from 12am to 6am. Checking security cameras to see where each animatronic is, turning on the hallway lights outside your guardpost, closing the doors- all of these take up power. Use it all up? Black out, and you're left exposed. Good luck surviving that.
The guy on the phone is good at giving you tips, at least-- but these robots don't just seem to be... robots. They only move when you're not looking, and when you are looking, they have a tendency to look straight at the screen. (People who've seen Bonnie at Cam 5 will know how batshit terrifying this is.) And they seem to be... rather intelligent. Wait, did that one just talk?
There's 4 animatronics- Bonnie the purple bunny, Chica the chicken, Foxy the fox and Freddy the bear. Foxy's special, in the sense that it's got a whole area to itself and if you don't watch it enough, it will run down the fucking hallway. Freddy rarely leaves the stage... but he will if you run out of power. Oops.
You've got to balance limited power, limited view and trust that lady luck is on your side-- just to survive to 6am.
Good luck, sport.
Options:
1. FIRST DAY: You and your new co-worker take the job as night security. Maybe you're childhood friends, maybe you're strangers to each other. But when the phone recording starts playing and you both realize this isn't exactly what you two signed up for, you'd better start working together. Fast.
2. OVERTIME: Maybe you're a sucker for the paranormal or you seriously have a death wish, but you haven't quit the job yet. Quite the contrary, in fact. You're working doubly hard. Except tonight, it seems that they're getting more... lively. Hey, did the rabbit just speak--
3. FUCK THIS SHIT: Hell no are you staying cooped up in the guard room. You're going out of there. Maybe you're gonna investigate the back rooms, maybe you're going to find someplace else to hide, or maybe, if you're actually sane, you're going to try finding a way to escape. Still, is that a the music box theme song you hear nearby? Maybe leaving wasn't the best idea...
4. THEY GOT YOU: Uh oh. Well, they're here. Time to say your last words before you get brutally slaughtered by walking talking animatronics.
5. CHECK PIRATE COVE GODDAMMIT: Hiring more than one guard was a mistake, because in the heat of the moment, you're arguing over what to do. Maybe they want you to close the door, but you've only got 20% left and 3 hours to go. Maybe they want to look at another camera. In any case, try to settle this dispute fast, or something else is going to do it for you.
6. WHY IS IT DARK: Oops, out of power. Quick, play dead!
7. JUST PLAYING THE GAME: You're not actually stuck in a life-or-death situation. You're just playing it on your computer. It's still fucking terrifying, though.
8. YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME: Or make your own prompts!
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[Like standing on a counter in a flaming kitchen and swearing at an animatronic bear.]
[Although, to be fair... that wasn't really heroics. Not in Joker's book. He's no hero, first of all. He wouldn't have done it for anyone else save his family.]
...Know how ta drive stick?
[Know how to drive at all, Jimmy?]
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AND...UUHHH...]
Not...exactly? ...
[How about not...at all.]
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No better time ta learn than when we're tryin' ta get away before the authorities get here, then! Or before our friends back there pull a zombie movie on us.
C'mon, get me ta the passengers seat and get my keys outta my pocket, this probably won't be more of a disaster than anythin' else that's happened tonight.
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A-alright...
[The car isn't too far away, at least, and he manages to get them both over there without any further incidents. Of course, he's not feeling too confident about the implications here because Joker, he's never driven in his entire life and he's pretty sure riding a bike does not count.]
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Just ease me in, alright?
[He feels like he's been run over.]
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Then he steps around to the other side once he's closed the door after Joker, glancing over his shoulder at the fire in the distance. The building has been completely consumed at this point.]
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[...Ha ha nah.]
[He just leans back once he's in the seat, heaving out a breath and closing his eyes again. That... was certainly something. He's had a few close calls throughout his life, but nothing quite like that.]
C'mon. Ain't no use lookin' back at it.
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Right then.
Jimmy slips into the car and pulls the door shut behind him, turning his attention now to Joker. The adrenaline has mostly faded, leaving him breathless and exhausted. Even as he puts the keys in the ignition, he's still looking Joker's way.]
You sure you're okay?
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[He tries to grin over at Jimmy, but it quickly contorts into a grimace as the burns on the side of his face flare up in pain. Tenderly, he reaches up to touch at it. He can't really regret setting everything on fire- it worked out for them ultimately and now no one else needs to deal with those blasted things. But... It's certainly left its mark.]
Might have ta stop at one a those all night pharmacy places. [Where the hell's the nearest Walgreen's...] Anyway, just turn the key all the way and then move the stick up ta the 'D', alright?
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Got it.
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Good lad. Now press down gentle like on the pedal at your right foot.
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..if they're lucky, they might not die tonight.]
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And maybe their stupidly meager paycheck will pay for the damages.]
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Fixing your face.
And your arm.
...basically your everything.]
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[Think they'll let him on a plane back to England looking like this?]
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Just tell them you had a very bad accident in the kitchen and they'll probably believe it.
...heck, it's not even a lie.]
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