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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S

During the day, it's a place of joy. But you aren't here during the day. Maybe you've desperate for a bit of cash, and ignored the ominous warning on the newspaper ad. Maybe you've eaten at the pizzaria since you were a child, and thought that taking up a job here can't possibly go wrong. Or maybe you're just playing the game under your bed covers at 2am.

Because seriously, who the fuck would work here for more than one day.

This is a meme based of the new horror game, Five Nights at Freddy's. As you would expect, this is a horror meme. Therefore, warnings for blood, gore, mutilation, and if you're really fucking scared of living dolls and the like you might want to think twice before posting here. A playthrough for the brave, and a small snippet for the faint of heart:

You've been hired as the night guard at a pizzaria called 'Freddy Fazbear's Pizza', and it seems that the animatronics seem to get a bit... quirky at night. On your first day, a phone recording from the previous guards starts to play, and it explains that you can't let the animatronics see you, or they will force you into an animatronic suit. And with all those wires and cogs in an animatronic suit? Yeah, that isn't going to end well.

Unfortunately, you can't just close the doors and pray to whatever deity you believe in. You've got limited power (you know, budget cuts) to make it through from 12am to 6am. Checking security cameras to see where each animatronic is, turning on the hallway lights outside your guardpost, closing the doors- all of these take up power. Use it all up? Black out, and you're left exposed. Good luck surviving that.

The guy on the phone is good at giving you tips, at least-- but these robots don't just seem to be... robots. They only move when you're not looking, and when you are looking, they have a tendency to look straight at the screen. (People who've seen Bonnie at Cam 5 will know how batshit terrifying this is.) And they seem to be... rather intelligent. Wait, did that one just talk?

There's 4 animatronics- Bonnie the purple bunny, Chica the chicken, Foxy the fox and Freddy the bear. Foxy's special, in the sense that it's got a whole area to itself and if you don't watch it enough, it will run down the fucking hallway. Freddy rarely leaves the stage... but he will if you run out of power. Oops.

You've got to balance limited power, limited view and trust that lady luck is on your side-- just to survive to 6am.

Good luck, sport.

Options:

1. FIRST DAY: You and your new co-worker take the job as night security. Maybe you're childhood friends, maybe you're strangers to each other. But when the phone recording starts playing and you both realize this isn't exactly what you two signed up for, you'd better start working together. Fast.

2. OVERTIME: Maybe you're a sucker for the paranormal or you seriously have a death wish, but you haven't quit the job yet. Quite the contrary, in fact. You're working doubly hard. Except tonight, it seems that they're getting more... lively. Hey, did the rabbit just speak--

3. FUCK THIS SHIT: Hell no are you staying cooped up in the guard room. You're going out of there. Maybe you're gonna investigate the back rooms, maybe you're going to find someplace else to hide, or maybe, if you're actually sane, you're going to try finding a way to escape. Still, is that a the music box theme song you hear nearby? Maybe leaving wasn't the best idea...

4. THEY GOT YOU: Uh oh. Well, they're here. Time to say your last words before you get brutally slaughtered by walking talking animatronics.

5. CHECK PIRATE COVE GODDAMMIT: Hiring more than one guard was a mistake, because in the heat of the moment, you're arguing over what to do. Maybe they want you to close the door, but you've only got 20% left and 3 hours to go. Maybe they want to look at another camera. In any case, try to settle this dispute fast, or something else is going to do it for you.

6. WHY IS IT DARK: Oops, out of power. Quick, play dead!

7. JUST PLAYING THE GAME: You're not actually stuck in a life-or-death situation. You're just playing it on your computer. It's still fucking terrifying, though.

8. YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME: Or make your own prompts!

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If it's AI, it's planted. This place even has to budget it's power.

[Turning them back through the rooms, he finally catches one again as it stares straight into the camera.] The fox is in the dining room.

How far is that from the doors?

[Because if the doors were draining power then it would be best that they kept the doors open until they got too close.]

And the others?

Still far enough away to close them if they come. [Unfortunately, it seemed cycling through the cameras seemed to be a drain, too.]

...I can't find the others on here. They must be out of camera angle. [Setting the camera on the room closest to the door, he stops and turns back to him.] They're either moving or there's more than one person making them move.

We checked the area before locking up and there was no one there. Nezumi I don't care how much this job is paying us, when it's 6 am, we are quitting.

[Because this was just ridiculous.]

That or I am reprogramming them when they go back into standard mode.

Forget about 6:00. [He turns to the room, looking through the desks for anything of use. Maybe they had a letter opener or something equally as sharp.] Even if we turn off the cameras, the battery won't make it until then.

[Sighing, he turns back around when all he could find was a pen. In the right spot, a pen could be dangerous. On a human. Instead, he goes to one of the folding chairs and kicks in the bar holding it out, making it fold back together. Sloppy but it gave them brute strength.] We'll get out now instead of waiting for them to make it to us, especially if there's three of them.

[Dark eyes went to meet the other's lighter ones.] Shion, no matter what happens, stay behind me.

H-how could we have run out of battery so quickly?

[His blood ran cold at the thought of being caught by one of those things and forced into a suite that would kill him in a most likely agonizing way. When he saw Nezumi taking a chair he couldn't help but wonder if that would be enough. But he had faith in Nezumi, of everyone in the world. Shion had the most faith and trust in Nezumi.] How could anyone knowingly send someone to a fate like this?

[It was unimaginable. But at Nezumi's next words, he nodded his head.]

I won't leave you.

[It probably wasn't enough but nothing inside the room was enough. It could at least be used as both a weapon and a shield. Nezumi wasn't exactly adept in chair fighting but his hands were agile enough to where he was confident he could yield it effectively.

At the door, he refuses to move until Shion was literally right behind him.] You're still saying that? How many times do I have to tell you that people don't care about one another. This sick bastard set this up for a good laugh. It's not even personal here.

[No one cares for each other, which was exactly why Nezumi was about to go all out to defend Shion.] Keep an eye on our backs.

But he cared so much about the children.....

[Shion lightly held the back of Nezumi's coat so that they could both stay together. He had the ipad that was connected to all security cameras, at least this way he could check areas before they entered for them.]

The fox is still in the dinning hall...How do we get past him?

[He cared so much that he made a place for them around four killer animals. He was a real stand up guy.]

That depends. How close is he to the door? If we can get to a table before we get to him, we'll sneak past. If we can't, we'll bash him. [By we, Nezumi meant him but that was a detail he'd add in later.]

[They were okay by day at least?

Shion checked the footage and paled.]

He's looking at the camera....Um...He's at least twelve feet from the door. I don't know have fast he came move but...

[He flicked through the footage again before quickly pressing close to Nezumi. The bird one was just down the hall from the right door.]

Le-let's get moving. Now.

[For how long? Too much trust, you can't depend on that.]

[Nezumi's mind changes gears. Even without Shion explaining, he gets another one was coming or there wouldn't be a rush. So, behind them then.]

Listen to me and for once, don't argue. [He's so kind.] We're going to run for it. When we get to him, I'll stop and turn to where I'm facing them both, you keep going and watch our backs from that side. Do not stop until you're on the other side!

[Knowing they don't have time and just hoping the white haired boy listens, he takes off, keeping his pace slow enough that Shion can still stay right behind him.]

Right!

[Shion quickly followed Nezumi, keeping his pace high as they ran away. He clutched the ipad close to chest as his eyes frantically tried to adjust to the flickering lights.

They really shouldn't have taken this job and it was all Shion's fault for being nice and saying they'd fill in for a week.]

[Originally, it seemed like easy money so Nezumi hadn't been opposed to it. He was good at fighting and who was going to break into a Pizzeria anyway?

Turns out the problem was what was already inside.

He runs until he's barely past the figure, spinning around quickly, trusting Shion would keep running. A fur covered hand reaches out for him but swinging the chair seems to knock it away as he begins to back up, also trusting him to have his back.

Which was stupid, that was a big thing to trust. Nobody else but Shion. Nobody.]

I'll try opening the door!

[Shion ran to the door, frantically trying to open it. It was locked from the outside. The key wasn't working at all. He quickly looked back at Nezumi, grabbing hold of one of the chairs about and hitting it against the glass.]

Nezumi! Come over here!

[If he went over, there would be nothing between Shion and the approaching enemies. As it is, he thinks he can probably hold them off with the chair, swinging it every time a hand went out.]

Hey! I got an idea! The suits they plan to stuff us into, any idea where they're kept?

Yes but there are wires all over the inside and faces. On wrong move and we could really get hurt. We can break the glass and slip through with minimal injury.

Can you bust it open? If they took the time to set this up, the windows would be pretty obvious. If I run there and they don't break, we're both trapped in a corner.

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Nezumi you stop being so smooth right now.

Nope, he's a smooth criminal

He certainly is, he stole the heart of an innocent boy and won't even give it back

I'd like the court to review the evidence and see that Shion started it

OBJECTION your honor, I'd like the court to review Nezumi pinning Shion to a bed. Typical seduction

Counter argument! I present Shion using the Nightingale affect on a dying Nezumi!

That was after Nezumi stole his heart, which is proof of Nezumi stealing his heart

Shion left the door open and gave him ~hope~.

Objection all that proves is that he's a good person.

That's what caught Nezumi's attention

That gives him motive to commit the theft.

Well, you know, tough times