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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S

During the day, it's a place of joy. But you aren't here during the day. Maybe you've desperate for a bit of cash, and ignored the ominous warning on the newspaper ad. Maybe you've eaten at the pizzaria since you were a child, and thought that taking up a job here can't possibly go wrong. Or maybe you're just playing the game under your bed covers at 2am.

Because seriously, who the fuck would work here for more than one day.

This is a meme based of the new horror game, Five Nights at Freddy's. As you would expect, this is a horror meme. Therefore, warnings for blood, gore, mutilation, and if you're really fucking scared of living dolls and the like you might want to think twice before posting here. A playthrough for the brave, and a small snippet for the faint of heart:

You've been hired as the night guard at a pizzaria called 'Freddy Fazbear's Pizza', and it seems that the animatronics seem to get a bit... quirky at night. On your first day, a phone recording from the previous guards starts to play, and it explains that you can't let the animatronics see you, or they will force you into an animatronic suit. And with all those wires and cogs in an animatronic suit? Yeah, that isn't going to end well.

Unfortunately, you can't just close the doors and pray to whatever deity you believe in. You've got limited power (you know, budget cuts) to make it through from 12am to 6am. Checking security cameras to see where each animatronic is, turning on the hallway lights outside your guardpost, closing the doors- all of these take up power. Use it all up? Black out, and you're left exposed. Good luck surviving that.

The guy on the phone is good at giving you tips, at least-- but these robots don't just seem to be... robots. They only move when you're not looking, and when you are looking, they have a tendency to look straight at the screen. (People who've seen Bonnie at Cam 5 will know how batshit terrifying this is.) And they seem to be... rather intelligent. Wait, did that one just talk?

There's 4 animatronics- Bonnie the purple bunny, Chica the chicken, Foxy the fox and Freddy the bear. Foxy's special, in the sense that it's got a whole area to itself and if you don't watch it enough, it will run down the fucking hallway. Freddy rarely leaves the stage... but he will if you run out of power. Oops.

You've got to balance limited power, limited view and trust that lady luck is on your side-- just to survive to 6am.

Good luck, sport.

Options:

1. FIRST DAY: You and your new co-worker take the job as night security. Maybe you're childhood friends, maybe you're strangers to each other. But when the phone recording starts playing and you both realize this isn't exactly what you two signed up for, you'd better start working together. Fast.

2. OVERTIME: Maybe you're a sucker for the paranormal or you seriously have a death wish, but you haven't quit the job yet. Quite the contrary, in fact. You're working doubly hard. Except tonight, it seems that they're getting more... lively. Hey, did the rabbit just speak--

3. FUCK THIS SHIT: Hell no are you staying cooped up in the guard room. You're going out of there. Maybe you're gonna investigate the back rooms, maybe you're going to find someplace else to hide, or maybe, if you're actually sane, you're going to try finding a way to escape. Still, is that a the music box theme song you hear nearby? Maybe leaving wasn't the best idea...

4. THEY GOT YOU: Uh oh. Well, they're here. Time to say your last words before you get brutally slaughtered by walking talking animatronics.

5. CHECK PIRATE COVE GODDAMMIT: Hiring more than one guard was a mistake, because in the heat of the moment, you're arguing over what to do. Maybe they want you to close the door, but you've only got 20% left and 3 hours to go. Maybe they want to look at another camera. In any case, try to settle this dispute fast, or something else is going to do it for you.

6. WHY IS IT DARK: Oops, out of power. Quick, play dead!

7. JUST PLAYING THE GAME: You're not actually stuck in a life-or-death situation. You're just playing it on your computer. It's still fucking terrifying, though.

8. YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME: Or make your own prompts!

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[ Okay, she knows this is basically all stupid and they never should have gone back for a second night because the first was already terrible enough. But Hibari insisted on going back (seriously, can that guy ever let go of anything he sinks his teeth into, no matter how suicidal it might seem?) and it's not like she was going to let him sit there all night alone, so.. Minako's here again too now, even if she looks less than pleased about it. Spending the night here is exactly the opposite of a fun time, and even though she won't admit it, she already feels stressed out before this whole deal even begins.

Rubbing her hands up and down her arms as if she's trying not to shiver, Minako stares at Hibari's back as he's already looking at the cameras. ]

Seriously, I can't believe we're here again..

[No chance he'd believe it; nothing but childish pranks. Surely, the staff were pretending at leave?]

No one's keeping you.

[Nonchalant, Hibari sounds. Nothing but mischief, the prefect's convinced, and he watches the screen with unflinching resolve. There's little to note, save the flickering lights overhead, and the whirl of a fan sitting near to his arm.]

What's more, it's—

[He's paused by the ring of a phone, loud and piercing.]

[ Oz swiveled in his chair, staring at the phone and gulping. ]

Oh, did someone order food in tonight? I thought we weren't supposed to do stuff like that...

[ ehehe... although why else would the phone be ringing? It's not at all because one of those things would be calling them and wasting precious electricity would it? And who the heck keeps a guard in a place like this with limited energy sources????

Oz knew he shouldn't have signed on for a second night of this either but like heck he was going to let a good friend face those horrors alone again. If Hibari was insisting on a death sentence then Oz was going...

down with him....

Something didn't seem quite right about that statement. Oh well. ]

[ .. So what, are we just going to stare at that phone? Because if those things are capable of making phone calls, then Minako sure as hell is going to have a word or two to tell them, okay, she doesn't shy away from that. So as the two boys stare, it's Minako that darts for the device, picking it up - except it's on a loud enough setting that the other two should be able to easily hear it as well, even though she's holding it up to her ear.

A voice crackles to life on the other side, even if it's just a recording-- ] Hello? Hello! Well, if you manage to hear this, you've made it to day two.. congrats! I-- I won't talk quite as long this time, since they tend to become more active as the week progresses. Uh.. you might want to make sure to peek at those cameras while I talk, just to make sure everyone is in their proper place.

[ MOTIONING FOR THEM TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE CAMERAS.. she's got this part to memorize, okay, you two just make sure nothing happens.. please... ]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S MEME

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