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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S MEME

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S

During the day, it's a place of joy. But you aren't here during the day. Maybe you've desperate for a bit of cash, and ignored the ominous warning on the newspaper ad. Maybe you've eaten at the pizzaria since you were a child, and thought that taking up a job here can't possibly go wrong. Or maybe you're just playing the game under your bed covers at 2am.

Because seriously, who the fuck would work here for more than one day.

This is a meme based of the new horror game, Five Nights at Freddy's. As you would expect, this is a horror meme. Therefore, warnings for blood, gore, mutilation, and if you're really fucking scared of living dolls and the like you might want to think twice before posting here. A playthrough for the brave, and a small snippet for the faint of heart:

You've been hired as the night guard at a pizzaria called 'Freddy Fazbear's Pizza', and it seems that the animatronics seem to get a bit... quirky at night. On your first day, a phone recording from the previous guards starts to play, and it explains that you can't let the animatronics see you, or they will force you into an animatronic suit. And with all those wires and cogs in an animatronic suit? Yeah, that isn't going to end well.

Unfortunately, you can't just close the doors and pray to whatever deity you believe in. You've got limited power (you know, budget cuts) to make it through from 12am to 6am. Checking security cameras to see where each animatronic is, turning on the hallway lights outside your guardpost, closing the doors- all of these take up power. Use it all up? Black out, and you're left exposed. Good luck surviving that.

The guy on the phone is good at giving you tips, at least-- but these robots don't just seem to be... robots. They only move when you're not looking, and when you are looking, they have a tendency to look straight at the screen. (People who've seen Bonnie at Cam 5 will know how batshit terrifying this is.) And they seem to be... rather intelligent. Wait, did that one just talk?

There's 4 animatronics- Bonnie the purple bunny, Chica the chicken, Foxy the fox and Freddy the bear. Foxy's special, in the sense that it's got a whole area to itself and if you don't watch it enough, it will run down the fucking hallway. Freddy rarely leaves the stage... but he will if you run out of power. Oops.

You've got to balance limited power, limited view and trust that lady luck is on your side-- just to survive to 6am.

Good luck, sport.

Options:

1. FIRST DAY: You and your new co-worker take the job as night security. Maybe you're childhood friends, maybe you're strangers to each other. But when the phone recording starts playing and you both realize this isn't exactly what you two signed up for, you'd better start working together. Fast.

2. OVERTIME: Maybe you're a sucker for the paranormal or you seriously have a death wish, but you haven't quit the job yet. Quite the contrary, in fact. You're working doubly hard. Except tonight, it seems that they're getting more... lively. Hey, did the rabbit just speak--

3. FUCK THIS SHIT: Hell no are you staying cooped up in the guard room. You're going out of there. Maybe you're gonna investigate the back rooms, maybe you're going to find someplace else to hide, or maybe, if you're actually sane, you're going to try finding a way to escape. Still, is that a the music box theme song you hear nearby? Maybe leaving wasn't the best idea...

4. THEY GOT YOU: Uh oh. Well, they're here. Time to say your last words before you get brutally slaughtered by walking talking animatronics.

5. CHECK PIRATE COVE GODDAMMIT: Hiring more than one guard was a mistake, because in the heat of the moment, you're arguing over what to do. Maybe they want you to close the door, but you've only got 20% left and 3 hours to go. Maybe they want to look at another camera. In any case, try to settle this dispute fast, or something else is going to do it for you.

6. WHY IS IT DARK: Oops, out of power. Quick, play dead!

7. JUST PLAYING THE GAME: You're not actually stuck in a life-or-death situation. You're just playing it on your computer. It's still fucking terrifying, though.

8. YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME: Or make your own prompts!

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[Motochika (named after the historical figure, yes) looks at the camera right next to the door on the left- nope, Bonnie is still there. The camera's glitching, too, which is never a good thing.]

We'll have to cut it close. [There's no fucking way he's opening the door, okay. Foxy's halfway on the way out, too--] How about we not look at the cameras for a while?

[How many people have asked for his autograph! But ah, if the camera keeps glitching, it might be a better idea to not look at the cameras.

She nods.]

Alright. Let us try to focus on the sounds too, so we can conserve our use of the lights.

[Oh, gosh... Motochika just puts down the camera, before tentatively opening the left door.]

Just check the lights, then-- [And so, he presses the door lights on the right. And wow is that a chicken animatronic haha FUCK]

HOLY- [NOPE NOPE NOPE CLOSED THE DOOR SO HARD ON THAT SHIT. His exclamation may have... attracted attention, though, because they might be able to hear more robotic noises now.]

[ the door is shut but chicka remains outside. a flash of the light reveals her in all glory. the sickly yellow faux-feathers. the toothy bill.

"let's eat"

h o p e f u l l y
y o u
a r e n ' t
on
t h e m e n u ]

[SUCK HIS DICK YOU'RE STILL SHUT OUTSIDE, FUCKER

A few shivers later, he just... keeps his hands off the light button. For a while. Go away, they have limited power...!]

[His exclamation also had her jumping and almost yelling with him, only more at him because he caught her off guard.

She hisses in disapproval at the robotic noises that were now becoming louder.]

We won't be able to last the night if it comes at us!

[So she grabs the chair.] Let's listen for it and see if it gets any louder, then we shut the door on this side...

[Or perhaps they should check the camera on Pirate Cove...]

[They really should check the camera, but. They're not. Uh oh.]

I know! [It's said in more of an irritated, harsh whisper than anything else. It would normally be a bark, if they weren't in this situation. Eyes averting away from the right window, he listens out for anything else.

Nothing... yet...

...Vietnam might hear running sounds soon, though. Since she's closer to the door.]

[Uh oh. Someone needs to remember this fast.

Or not. Because before she could say anything, she immediately slams her hand onto the door switch.]

I...I think something left Pirate Cove!

[She may have heard the running! Isn't it a good thing now that they have two people on the job rather than one?]

[God bless you and your great hearing, Vietnam, because at that moment there is horrible banging on the left door. Motochika visibly pales quite a bit, but he's not going to start crying and give up.

Not by a long shot.]

...Smart move. [Unfortunately, both doors are now down, and he's. Apprehensive about opening the other one. Flash the lights, the right door seems clear. He opens it.

For now.

...This is horrible.]

[She sighed in relief because that was definitely because of luck of her standing where she was more than fast reflexes that she managed to hit the switch in time. She waits a bit before hitting the lights to check if anything was still out there, deeming it safe (enough) and letting the door unlock.

It's okay, Motochika, Sen is still feeling...fine. Mostly. At least her fears are more on how she could keep the both of them alive, not so much the animatronics themselves.]

T-thank you. [Whispering now as she moves over to him now she can't hear anything suspicious.] How much power do we have left?

[Alright, two doors unlocked. It still makes him feel vulnerable, but... ah well. Her next question makes him nod, and he gives a glance to the percentage.]

28%. [Hold on.] Wait, the hell?

[Did you know the power sometimes skips numbers on later nights UNFORTUNATELY I DO] Cheating bastards, it can't lose 6% at once!

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[Wait...what?! ALREADY?]

But, we didn't even use that much power!

[Ah, if only they knew what Timp knew. BECAUSE WHY. They were being so good with conservation!]

I don't understand! It is like it's disintegrating at the same time! [Now she's wondering if they should just shut off the room lights.]

[WELL IF THEY STAY STILL WHEN THE POWER RUNS OUT, MAYBE THEY MIGHT LIVE

MAYBE]

Even the cameras are screwing up... [Though, that part is probably more sinister in cause than just 'lack of electricity'. There's probably a reason only the animatronic heads are twitching uncontrollably, and the fact that the animatronics are all staring at the cameras is fucking creepy as-is.

Somehow, he doubts the previous guard got the right idea about the animatronics being innocent rule-enforcers.]

Shit- can we make it for two hours with this? [The useless fucking fan has be switched off already, but there's no way he's going to sit completely in the dark, thanks. WHAT IF THEY SNUCK INTO THE FUCKING ROOM]

[MAYBE...it's time to arm themselves with stationary and furniture. IT MIGHT WORK, RIGHT?]

Are they? [She takes a look over his shoulder. The static and the twitching makes it look like the heads are moving too, which makes this even worse.

Did the previous guards even survive, is what she would wonder.]

What else could be turned off...?

[She looks around; the fan has been switched off, and only the lights could go now. But that would leave them vulnerable, since they might not be able to see each other either.

This is when she huddles closer, as if to make sure they can't hear.]

Are you afraid of having to compensate for the animatronics?

[Motochika raises an eyebrow, then starts to smile at the implication.]

Hell no. We'd be doing this world a favor.

[And suddenly, everything seems a lot less scary, and a lot more like a challenge.

He flashes both lights- the chicken and the bunny aren't there. Both doors fly open, and he stands up.] You think you're strong enough to fight off... whatever abomination is taking the shape of these robots?

[She was afraid that he would refuse, because maybe he really needs this job!

But when his expression changes, and it seemed like the air in the room started to change. Sen straightens up and taps her arm.]

I am stronger than I look. I mean, at least enough to fend them off, but if we can coordinate our attacks together, we might be able to win instead of just waiting here...

[And when it comes to battles, she kind of likes winning. Oh.]

[girl are you fucking kidding

no one needs a job that has a 80% chance of killing you for $4 an hour, he'd rather just stab an asshole rich guy for ten grand]

You think a gun might work on those things? [Maybe if he aims well-- oh, yeah, about that. He hands a handgun to Sen.

HE JUST FUCKING CARRIES THEM AROUND, YEAH]

Or do you think they'll be affected more by having a chair thrown at them?

[Good point. After this lets go rob rich people.

Meanwhile, she really shouldn't look so shiny eyed at his gun. But she does. And will dismiss the idea of him carrying it around. THEY ARE NIGHT GUARDS...]

It might! If anything we might be able to distract them enough. [She takes the gun and weighs it in her hand. At least she's a decent shot.]

A chair would be good as well, since we can knock it down...

[Sen then stares at him for a good moment.] Do...you think you might be able to pull their limbs and head off after we've managed to get them down? [HE LOOKS STRONG AND THEY LOOK OLD.]

[They can be a tag team. Go around mugging the rich, giving to the poor because they're really soft-hearted morons. IRL Robin Hoodies, people.

Well... if they survive.]

They're probably more than animatronics, if you know what I'm getting at. [Double check the hallways, nothing yet.] But even demons can't face the likes of me.

[He takes a chair-- and the fan too, because why not.] How about we go get the chicken, first? Maybe it'll start running once it realizes the tables are turned.

[THIS IS A STUPID IDEA IT'S 5AM BEST TIME FOR LIFE DECISIONS]

[What a good tag team! They'll get an award even though the law will hate them. And rich people. But yes...first, survival.]

Ah, you're right. It doesn't make any sense, but for them to even be like this. [She still hoped to be optimistic in that the robots were still just robots, and there was a sicko controlling them. Because dealing with a sicko is easier than dealing with mysterious forces.] But only if you are confident! Otherwise, I would rather if you live...

[Don't die on her, Motochika! They can try to escape the building instead! (though if this works out, she'll help rip off heads too). After he takes the chair and fan, she keeps the gun close. If anything, there are more things in the restaurant they can use.]

Alright, let's get that chicken. [And compared to pirate cove, it was slower. 5AM MEANS THEY'RE CRAZY ENOUGH TO DO THIS NOW.]

[He actually laughs a bit heartily at that. You're kinda cute, Sen...!] Have more faith in me, will ya? I won't go rushin' in to die anytime soon.

[That's exactly what you're doing right now, Motochika. He creeps out the door soon- checking the camera for just a moment, he sees it in one of the rooms with wires. Alright, then.

Abandoning the guard post now. It's duck hunting season, ladies and gentlemen.]

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inb4 they get horribly mutilated

WEEPS LOUDLY oh well he already has an eyepatch.

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I'M LEGITIMATELY HORRIFIED NOW

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