bakerstreet | The JAM-JAR TEST RUN Meme

The JAM-JAR TEST RUN Meme

THE JAM-JAR TEST RUN MEME

Maybe you woke up there one day without explanation or were kidnapped to be experimented on, trapped, anointed a hero, tasked to save the world through sicknasty luvin. This isn't your world, friend - you're in a jamjar game! Can you ever go home? Do you want to stay? You've been here a while and so has almost everyone that tags you ...

Make up your own on-the-fly game or use this meme as a test-run for your character in an existing one!

RULES
• Leave a comment with your character's name and fandom.
• RNG for a number between 1-10 to get your options. Mix and match!
• Have fun!

OPTIONS

i WHERE:
001 SEXYTOWN | Where you have to have sex to please the mysterious gods who kidnapped you because they can't bang for themselves to power-up. Maybe if you obey and fuck people enough, you'll get sent home. Do you even have a choice?
002 SURVIVALVILLE | Modern and futuristic, everything wants to kill you and your consent definitely wasn't given to vacation here. Congrats, you're a labrat stuck in a bubble of doom.
003 AVATARVERSE | What kind of bender (or not!) are you? You were sucked in from another dimension via spiritual shenanigans, that much is all you've ever known for certain. Worse still, no one seems to know where the Avatar is ... again.
004 SPACEWALK | Stuck on a ship, travelling the vastness of space. What you wouldn't give to see actual dirt again but at least the technology is Trek-level awesome. Pity about the wormhole that transported you here.
005 ANIMESTAGE | Enrolled in a magical highschool? Part of warring pop bands? Conscripted to fight a different faction of mechas? Welcome to your life in anime, Destiny has called! Who the fuck knows how you got here, it could have happened anyhow.
006 FEUDALFUCK | Ancient Japan, Norse lands, medieval England, magic brought you here to help or, more specifically, three insane witches did. Everyone is trying to find them to force the crones to send them home, so join a lord or lady's house to survive in the meantime of this manhunt. There are beasties out there, courtesy of the witches!
007 SUPERLIFE | Modern-day Earth with the addition of everyone developing superpowers. Behave yourself and you won't be tortured for becoming a freak, because only the people pulled through space and time through an alien door in the middle of town seem to turn out like you, and none of the natives know how to shut that thing off.
008 WATERWORLD | On an actual ship on an actual ocean on an actual planet where land is a thing of the past. Do you sail the surface or live in an underwater city? (Fucking sea-monsters, right?)
009 ZOMBIETIME | Someone royally fucked up instigating the apocalypse and now a powerful corporation has drafted you into a world via a science-y portal to repopulate/rebuild the human race because zombies are everywhere. You can live in the fortified cities if you head out to do some slayage each week. Well, shit.
010 WILD CARD | Choose your own type of game!

ii EVENTS:
001 LANDFALL | A new island/planet/safezone has appeared/been discovered/developed! Go and investigate. What do you find?
002 DARKMONTH | Darkness has fallen, whether due to a technical blackout or magical shenanigans. The shadows move on their own ... are they friendly, fuckable, or fucking difficult to kill?
003 WARZONE | Fight the enemy! Be it Aliens on your ship, folklore monsters in your castle, a tidal wave of the undead. Shit just got real, hopefully the gods/big cheeses will sort this out.
004 LOVEWEEK | Something you ate? In the air? A contagious virus? It's making everyone ten times as ~~horny~~ emotional as usual, either keep your distance or fall 'sick'.
005 MORPHING | Growing some wings or scales? Experimented on or accidental, you're getting some beastly instincts lately! Hopefully lion!you won't eat your gazelle!bff, that would be awkward.
006 WORLDSWAP | After being in your new home a year, it suddenly switches up for a while: ancient lands become modern, modern worlds turn feudal. How fucked are you?
007 SHORTAGES | The government/gods are screwing up somehow and food shortages are becoming a real problem. Is this barely a change to how life here was before? Did you live in luxury? Now everyone is equally hungry.
008 RESURRECTION | You saw them eaten, chopped up, obliterated into atoms, and now the other person is right back in front of you. This is the first time you have ever witnessed the old-fashioned resurrection rule take place. Aren't you happy to see the other person alive? Perhaps you're the reason they died ... and they did die, you're certain of it.
009 N00BS | You've been here a while but they haven't. Show them the ropes!
010 WILD CARD | Your call.

iii CR CHART:
001 BESTIES | Brosiest of bros, platonic soulmates on a Bill & Ted level.
002 LOVERS | That one person you would give up going home for, forever.
003 ENEMIES | Fuck this person. Not literally but in every figurative way imaginable, possibly with multiple sharp implements or maiming.
004 FRENEMIES | That bag of dicks you don't like but whom you're on the same side as, technically.
005 STRANGERS | First time meeting.
006 LEADER-SUBORDINATE | They always seem to step up and save ~~you~~ people.
007 FAMILIAL | A member of your own canon circle or in-game developed.
008 CRUSHING | The cross-canon crush that is currently crippling your character.
009 ACQUAINTANCES | Sort of know them, sort of don't. Get to fixing that now.
010 WILD CARD | Your call.

(by

sockle)

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Yoko is not and probably never will be a fan of being magically transported from one's home world to a strange, new, inescapable place--if only for the principle of the thing, and the fact that she misses her friends. But she has to admit that this city smack in the middle of Avatar-land or whatever it's called is pretty nice, at least when no nations or rebel factions are attacking. It's also pretty cool to suddenly be able to control fire. (Even if it comes with a bit of a weird stigma.)

As the generally friendly and occasionally maternal creature that she is, and as someone with not much to do in this city, Yoko's been on the New Benders Welcoming Committee for a month or so now. The newest batch of people ripped from their own worlds has ended up in the town square again and Yoko's picked out a new arrival to show around--a sweet-faced girl with tons and tons and tons of hair, who looks just about ready to explode with excited curiosity.

But as the morning wears on and Yoko walks trailed by a barefoot blonde, something strange happens. All the vendors and townspeople she knows, even all the other world-transplants, are very interested in Rapunzel. Of course Rapunzel is beautiful, sweet, outgoing, and new--but Yoko doesn't think that should mean that her friends all but ignore her when the two girls approach!

Yoko doesn't like the jealous part of her, but she can't help its existence. Though she'll protest this to the very end, she likes attention--at least some of it, from people she knows, from her friends!--and today she feels pretty neglected in favor of Rapunzel. By lunchtime, her friendly and helpful demeanor, her easy laughs at Rapunzel's sweet cluelessness, have dissolved into a somewhat moody quiet.

As she leads Rapunzel to a restaurant for lunch, Yoko eyes her long hair and asks, "Why isn't your hair a massive ball of tangles by now?"