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[terriblyy]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.the dealio.

Comments

[kickem]

kids do nt need rifles 2 be evil

[dogsled]

And I suppose you would say the same of your children, were you to have any?

[kickem]

no. my kids would b slick. cool liek their dad

1/2

[dogsled]

Ah.

[dogsled]

If you say so, Ray.

[kickem]

wats that supposd 2 mean?

[dogsled]

Nothing, Ray.

[ Evasiveness is a skill he can practice in text just like in real life. ]

[kickem]

u dont thnk i can cope with kids is that t?

1/2

[dogsled]

Actually, I think you'd be a rather skilled father. It's only that, perhaps against our best wishes, children

[dogsled]

I hit send rather than backspace. Forgive me, what I was saying was "Children will forge their own paths despite best intentions".

[kickem]

u made a mistake? i dont belive it

nd yeh. sure. i no that. but parents r 4 guideance right?

[dogsled]

I've always thought so. Although in my case they rarely seem to show up when you actually need them.

[kickem]

wel its not so easy when thyre ded fraser

[dogsled]

You would think that would be the case, wouldn't you?

[kickem]

usully is yeah

[dogsled]

What was I saying?

[kickem]

sometimes i never rly no

[dogsled]

How many would you have? Children?

[kickem]

jeez idk thts a big questin fraser

i gues i only got 2 eyes

[dogsled]

So four?

[ Mountie maths. ]

[kickem]

2 for each eye? nah 2 is enuff. 1 boy 1 girl

[dogsled]

Well, Ray, I was assuming you'd have a partner on this endeavor. Presumably one who also had two eyes.

[kickem]

o yeh i guess that makes sens

well idk. id just have to wait n see

[dogsled]

You're right, there's no need to plan something that might not even happen.

[kickem]

yeh hel will probs freez ovr before i find a lady