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THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0
- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.
TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!
ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honor → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.
ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.
CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.
FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?
GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.
SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hate sex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knife play, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?
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And oh, I sense a Linguistics major...]
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Not actually; I'm in astrophysics. Linguistics is 'just' a hobby. A very serious hobby. That I've been engaged in for... decades. Um.]
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and that's cool! Linguistics is srs bsn. I'm British lit (ESL though) and we used to
throw stoneshang out a lot with the linguistics people :3]no subject
If you don't mind my asking, what's your first language?]
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As for our thread, mn, should we make this a first meeting, following a spell that backfired and sent one of them in a parallel dimension? That's... not even something Marvel would frown upon, I think. ]
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...*snerk* Yes, I think that sounds about perfect.]
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Loki sighs impatiently, glaring at the setting sun with rising rage. The handcuffs on his hands clink as he shifts, heavy and binding his magic down. They have not put him in a prison cell while he awaits the All-Father's judgement for his crimes, but he is still heavily restrained and kept a prisoner in his own room, with nothing to keep him company save for memories of a life that was nothing but a lie. If Odin means to have him executed, Loki wishes he would hurry and get on with it.
He looks up as he hears a muffled noise coming from behind the curtains, his eyebrows arching. He was fairly sure to be on his own so far and, bound as he is, he could not defend himself against an enemy. There is a distinct tingle of magic coming from behind the draperies too, a magic that feels oddly familiar. He squares his shoulders and lifts his chin defiantly, his eyes narrowing.
"Show yourself."
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While world-walking is one of Loki's most famous skills, universe hopping has always been both annoyingly complicated, and annoyingly power-intensive, and so that was definitely not what he had been trying to do. The subtle art of combining magic and technology, into a teleportation app on his Starkphone though?
Well. He had had worse ideas, though few of them ended with him landing in somebody's curtains. In an occupied room. With an oddly familiar voice?
"I would, but I'm a little tangled at the moment. Please don't blast, stab, shoot, transfigure, or otherwise assault me while I'm resolving that issue."
He checks his phone for signal first, but no luck; the experiment seems to have completely drained the battery.
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“No promises,” Loki replies sternly, though that's hardly a threatening introduction. His new guest's voice seems oddly familiar though he can't quite place it. Perhaps a distant relative? That does not account for how he managed to bust past Odin's wards and inside Loki's chambers, which are as good as a prison cell at the moment.
He steps closer cautiously, his curiosity getting the better of him. The chains around his wrists clink and hum with magic as he watches his curtains twist and move. “How did you manage to get in here?” he asks inquiringly, his tone demanding a prompt answer.
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"Magic, of course," he says, fingers flashing emerald green with that self-same power. The curtains sweep away, revealing gleaming golden horns, green-and-gold armour, black leather trousers, and startled, bright green eyes.
"Oh. Well then."
I'm all caught up on AoA so no fear of spoilers anymore!
For a second, there is only genuine surprise on Loki's face, then the look immediately shifts into suspicion, his eyes narrowing. Of all the things Loki expected to find in his curtains, himself was the very last. A slightly younger version of himself, he can't help but notice. It distantly occurs to him that he does not remember this.
He recoils, his magic humming against the spells holding it prisoner. “What is this?” he hisses, snarling at what he believes to be a trap.
YAY! ...have you read the Thor&Loki Original Sins thing?
"Truth?" he offers with a grin, slowly lowering his hands. "A mishap with an experimental fusion of magic and mortal science. Which..." He steps closer, peering curiously at the other Loki. "Seems to have knocked me into another universe." The chains get a glance, and a disapproving tsk.
yes, but there was only one issue so far, right?
“Well, you certainly picked an interesting one. We are about to be executed for waging war against Midgard.” He grins, thinly. “Would you like to swap?”
Yep! :3
"Seriously? Executed? Thor would allow that?" Yes, it's not the waging war against Midgard that surprises him; been there, done that, got the T-shirt and cheap souvenir snow globe.The idea that Thor - any Thor - would allow Loki - any Loki - to be executed. Although... "Midgard still stands, yes?"
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He makes a slight face, looking away. "Thor has not spoken on the matter. It matters not, as I hardly think the All-Father would dare." He grins again. "I will most likely get life imprisonment instead, and I think we both how that will end."
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"A word of advice though, from one Loki to another: Midgard is an amazing place if you give it a chance. They have the internet. And their cuisine has actually evolved beyond the point of 'whole animals spit-roasted on an open fire'. I promise you, bacon will change your life. Hel, unlike Asgard, the people there actually change."
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He arches an unimpressed eyebrow at his alter ego's passionate words about Midgard. “It proved more difficult to conquer than I had forethought,” he admits, slowly. “ And I am rather sick of roast boar."
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"You sulk," he counters. "You don't need to pretend otherwise to me of all people. Though you do have the right of one thing," he continues. "Asgard will always need Loki, whether they like it or not. Whether or not Loki needs Asgard, now..." His face darkens with a scowl. "That's another thing entirely. If yours is anything like mine, they'll never appreciate you. Well, exacpt for Thor, but Thor doesn't count." That last is said with mild - though fond - exasperation.,
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He inclines his head in assent. “I am a rare commodity, it seems,” he drawls, managing to sound both bitter and smug. He snorts but agrees nonetheless. “Why would we need Asgard?” The mention of Thor makes his grin thin as he glances away. “You seem to be in better terms with your Thor than I am with mine,” he states, sombrely.
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"Well... Thor is an idiot, but he means well," he says after a moment. "And continues to love me, no matter what; it boggles the mind, frankly." He shakes his head. "And I've had to accept that I will likely never understand why he does the things he does, or feels the things he feels. You would do well to give yours another chance."
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Loki's eyes narrow a little, his good humour immediately vanishing at the mention of Thor's brotherly love. “I know not how well that would work. I have attempted to kill him thrice, in the past week.” He arches an eyebrow for emphasis, his grin entirely devoid of warmth this time.
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"Only attempted? It shouldn't be too hard then," he replies, grinning brightly, eyes shining but hard, like the emeralds they resemble. "It would be trickier if you had succeeded, but even that... he can forgive." He need not, he expects, spell out the truth of the matter for the other him, that he has, in fact, killed his Thor, on at least one occasion.
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This Loki has not managed to kill his Thor yet but he thinks he meant to, at least some of the times he tried. That, in his mind, is just as bad. "Is that so? Do you think he is ever blinded by sentiment no matter the dimension you choose, then?" he taunts, a little harsh because this is making him uncomfortable.
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