Answering Machine Meme

[permissory]

•○ANSWERING MACHINE MEME○•



Please Leave a Message After the Beep!

How do?

1. Post with your character! Leave their name and series in the header if you so wish.

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR COMMENT BLANK!

Add a a sentence or two with what your character's answering machine message would be. It can be as simple as 'Leave me a message and I'll get back to you' or be more creative and come up with something really cute and IC.

2. Respond to other people's posts and leave them some very urgent (or not so urgent) messages.

3. Go check your own answering machine and call those guys back!

Meme originally by professaaaahhh.

Comments

Plant | OC

[vineylove]

Hello :D Human machines are odd. Leave a location! I will come to you!



[OOC: Yes, this is a tentacle monster from the_love_hotel. Have fun with this odd creature! It can keep leaving text messages or somehow find you.]

[fauxdeath]

Oh! I'm sorry. I think I have the wrong number.

... Human machines?

Aveline | Dragon Age 2

[longwalksonthecoast]

You have reached the office of the Captain of the Guard in Kirkwall. If you are hearing this I'm not present, please leave a message. [A short pause.] If this is Hawke... I'm sure I'll be at the scene myself soon.

Claudia Donovan | Warehouse 13

[reactivates]

Whoops, you missed me. You know the drill - first comes the beep, then you leave the message, and don't forget to hang up at the end. [Pause.] Or you can just send me a text message instead. Claudia out! [Beeeeep.]

Madoka Kaname, Puella Magi Madoka Magica

[rosebow]

Hi, this is Madoka! Sorry I'm not here right now... my phone probably died, ehehe. Um, leave me a message and I'll definitely call you back! Bye...!

jason stackhouse | true blood

[aintgotalick]

"Hi. You have reached Officer Jason Stackhouse. If this is an emergency, hang up and dial 9-1-1, and ask for me. Later."

[fairyfucker]

Goddamnit, Jason. Answer your phone.

Irene Adler || BBC Sherlock

[womanwhobeatyou]

"You've reached The Woman. Leave a message if you want to be beaten."

[punchmeitssubtext]

[It's actually not a man's voice at all!]

Hello, this is the National Theatre Box Office, calling to confirm that your tickets for tomorrow night's performance of "The Real Inspector Hound" will be at Will-Call until fifteen minutes before showtime. Thank you and enjoy the performance.

[And if you ever tell anyone who got you those tickets, you'll be sorry.]

Brandee | OC

[fauxdeath]

Hi! Um, I'm not at my phone right now.

Leave a name and message at the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as possible!

Allen Walker | DGM

[thelongcon]

This is Allen. I've stepped out for one reason or another, but leave a message, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Spitfire | Air Gear

[flame_king]

You know what to do after the beep, and if this is Sano, stop hanging up on the machine.

[sixwinged]

FUUUCK!!!

PICK UP YOUR GODDAMNED PHONE, FLAMING FAGGOT! WHAT DO YOU HAVE IT FOR IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ANSWER IT!!?

Noyamano Rika | Air Gear

[sonia_road_rika]

You've reached the Noyamano residence, leave a message.

[inline]

[There follows a long pause, broken only by the sound of Kazu awkwardly clearing his throat.

. . .]

Hey, Ringo, you there? Can you—[ voice dropping to something barely above a whisper: ]—grab Ikki's savings and bring it to that ramen place by the station? All of it. Oh yeah, a pair of pants'd be cool too. [ beat ] Don't tell Rika-nee.

Trixie Lulamoon | My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

You have reached the phone of The Great and Powerful Trixie! However, she cannot respond back, as she's somewhere else at the moment! She demands you to leave a message! And she requests you not waste her time!

63!Kilik | Air Gear

[zero_points]

I don't know how you found this number but if you're just looking to waste my time, hang up now.

Garth Fitzgerald III | Supernatural

[garthed]

Heeeeeeeey, yooooooo. Um, well, you most likely got the wrong number -- don't worry, happens all the time --, but if you haven't, please leave your name, number -- though I don't know why --, and a short message, and I'll try to get back to you as soon as possible.

Celes Chere | Final Fantasy VI

[celes_chere]

Hello.

I am not at my phone right now. Leave a message and I will get back to you shortly.

Eleventh Doctor | Doctor Who

[aintno_grave]

Hello! I'm the -- ZAP, zzt.

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Doctor!

Oh, ah -- please leave your name, number, galatical coordinates, date, and a short message, and I'll try to get back to you real soon.

Re: Eleventh Doctor | Doctor Who

[ofdrumsthesound]

How the Hell did that even get on your machine, Doctor? *Sigh.* Oh never mind.

Look, just call me back. Okay?

RED Scout | Team Fortress 2

[quickly]

YO!

I know yer real sad I'm not here right now but if ya leave me a shout I'll get back t'ya really freakin' quick. Seriously quick. I'm prob'ly only not here right now 'cause I'm out kickin' ass or droppin' a deuce or somethin' but I'm sure you can wait a few minutes for my reply.

Sam Winchester | Supernatural

[upstairsbrain]

"It's Sam. Leave a message."

Re: Sam Winchester | Supernatural

[arealgem]

Yeah, so uh...asshole. Answer your phone, sometime, yeah? I have some work lined up.

Mai | Avatar: The Last Airbender | OTA

[downer]

It's Mai. Leave a message, or don't. Actually, do it.

(Beeeeeeeep!!)

[hotshit]

[HEY, MAI! Someone's phone has fallen and flipped open, and accidentally dialed... your number.

Claire is brutally murdering this person, and the screams will resound into the phone...

Who he's murdering is up to you.]

John Watson | BBC Sherlock

[doctorforeveralone]

"Yes, this is John Watson. Leave a message, and I'll, ah, get back t'you."

Re: John Watson | BBC Sherlock

[consulting]

[ It is precisely three years since they've spoken and for what it is, all Sherlock manages is: ]

Not dead. Surprise.

[ Dryly. ]

Samus Aran | Metroid

[metroidhunter]

You've reached the automated transmission reception system for Samus Aran.

Please specify whether the nature of your message is related to business, emergency, or casual communication. Messages will be processed in the order of their importance as judged by the system user.

[liliqueen]

Hallo. This is Liechtenstein. If you are Vash calling to tell me you have set fire to my forest again, you owe me. If you are Vash and you accidentally invaded, it's not like you brought in a tank. If you are Prussia, please email me the cute picture you found this time.

All others, please leave a message and I will be with you as soon as possible!

[arealgem]

"Yeah, if you have this number, I think you know who you've reached. I'm probably off getting the crap beat out of me or am doing something equally bad ass, so just leave a detailed message and I'll be sure to tell it to fuck off."

[upstairsbrain]

Really? You left a "see you soon" note, took off, and now you're not picking up?

Lelouch Lamperouge | Code Geass | OTA

[blackking]

Hello. You've reached Lelouch Lamperouge. Please leave a message at the beep.

[Alternatively...]

You know who you are calling. If not, hang up immediately. If this is not of critical importance, hang up immediately. If this is Tamaki, hang up immediately.

[chestnut]

For ten seconds, forget that we're at odds. Alright?

[ Sure is a Tense Silence on Suzaku's end of the line. Likely in a private room at Pendragon with the other Knights of the Rounds milling about in the background, their voices understated. ]

Arthur was ran over.

Britta Perry | Community

[britta_ftw]

This is Britta. If it's important, drop a dime. If not, shoot me a text. Either way, hasta la later.

dave strider | homestuck

[nottooattached]

[ just. beatboxing. for thirty seconds. ]

[ineuphony]

( yeah and when that's done. )

... Seriously? You couldn't think of something else? Geez, you're impossible. ( a sigh. ) -- Anyway, hey. Where are you? I thought you wanted me to meet you at the arcade. You're ten minutes late. If you're not in five minutes, I'm leaving. Don't say I didn't warn you.

( hang up. )