bakerstreet | Turned Into An Animal Meme

The Animal Nature Meme

In this meme, someone has been involved in some kind of an animal transformation, either completely or partially. This can range from a character being forced to wear plush ears and a tail to a twisted science experiment to lycanthropy or any other option in between, temporary or permanent, played for crack or for drama.

The transformed character might have been forced into it, did it voluntarily, or were brainwashed into enjoying every minute of it. The "animal" nature might affect them at different levels as well, where one person might be completely unchanged mentally, a human stuck in the wrong shape, while another completely loses themselves in whatever they've become, being entirely taken over by base animal instincts.

Is this a prank? A dare? Did someone lose a bet? Did you get on the wrong side of a mad scientist? Is the other person a friend? Your new owner? Your worst enemy gloating over your plight? Pick an option or make up your own, and let the fur fly.

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Yes, that's a yes. Gods.

[ aaand now she's just going to laugh for a little bit, relaxing back against the rock but still holding onto him because nope, no, she's not willing to let go just yet ]

Oh.

[He had a date? Holy shit, he had a date.]

Oh! Okay, um...

What... do you like to do? Food? What food do you like?

... Stiles.

[ and now she really can't stop laughing ]

What? I need to know so I know where to take you. Gotta make reservations. Pick out movies. Stuff.

No, I just- I think it's cute that you're jumping right into that when I'm still standing here caught between a, ah- literal rock and a - [ she clears her throat, a very deliberate ahem as her eyes roll sideways and her hips roll forward against his ] - hard place.

Mff...

[Good. That felt good. She should do it again.]

Oh, right. Right. I should...

[Deflate it? It didn't exactly listen.]

Um...

[He took a step back, ears to the side and flicking back occasionally.]

You should start trying to retract your fangs, most importantly. And your eyes are still a bit foxy. We can't go back to school until you've got that under lock.

[ she's just grinning at him, resisting the urge to throw her arms around his neck so she can pull him in for kisses again. no, no. that would be counterproductive. so she bends down to pick up his keys, holds them out to him, all very innocent. see? she can be good. even if she wants to keep the keys all to herself. her shinies. hers. ]

Focusing on that might help with- everything else.

[ not having a boner, right. big smiles! ]

[Yeah, that wouldn't help with the boner, Rachel. He always had a boner. Now he just had a reason for it beyond 'things I'm thinking of that make me squirm in my seat'.

But a little focusing did help him get his teeth to go back to normal and his eyes to go back to brown. He grabbed his keys, looking totally innocent, like he didn't have a tent in his pants at all.]

Right, okay, so... back to... school?

Back to school.

[ she'll even lead the way! she's just going to reach for his hand first, tangling their fingers together ]

[He's surprised when she holds his hand, but that good kind of surprised that has him smiling and hurrying to keep in step with her.]

So, ah, food? What kind?

I like breakfast. But at dinner time. You?

[ like she thinks he's just making conversation and not going back to the whole date thing again ]

Um...

[Hold on. He's thinking about where they can get breakfast at dinner time...]

Are you planning? Already? Really?

[ she shakes her head as she laughs ]

You don't need to plan anything for our date. Whenever it happens - how about I just pick you up, or you pick me up, and we go to a diner, and maybe see a movie after if it all times out right?

[ open-ended plans were her speciality ]

Um, yeah, I'm planning it. And the second one. And--

['And when I can get you home alone so I can defile you'. No, don't say that.]

No, shh, don't do that.

[ her free hand moves to cover her face, willing herself not to get too blushy as she goes into a ramble ]

Planning adds pressure and expectations and I'd seriously be happy just hanging out in your jeep some night at the park with the windows down so we can talk and watch the stars and make out.

Um, too bad. That's part of the deal. I'll plan when to pick you up, where to go, how late we should stay there and--

Rachel.

[Blink.]

I really doubt there'd be much talking or stargazing if we were making out.

[ she rounds on him then, laughing at his application of logic to her spectacular ramble, but then cutting him off on his tracks but standing right in front of him ]

Are you getting bossy with me, Stilinski? It kind of sounds like you're being bossy.

I might be attempting to assert my manliness, yes.

[His tail swished behind him, ears perked towards her.]

[ she squints a bit as she looks up at him, like she needs to really think this through for a second ]

I haven't decided if I like that yet or not. I'll let you know.

[ meanwhile the jump in her heartbeat suggests she really, really likes it ]

You will, will you? Maybe I'll just not care and do what I want anyway.

[His hands snaked around her waist and pulled her in, smile curving his lips as he looked at her.]

You care. It's why you're planning. Planning is caring, tough guy.

[ she's grinning up at him though, taking a few wide steps back and pulling him with her, because they actually do need to get back to school before that final bell, or it'll be way too obvious they were gone that whole time. ]

I'm flattered, though, it's very flattering. You're sweet. Your- "manliness" is very sweet.

[ her hands aren't free to give him air quotes, but they're there in her tone. and now she's just messing with him, yes. ]

It's not sweet. It's man-- hey. Wait. Weres and stuff are stronger, right?

[He got a glint in his eye as he moved to scoop her up, lifting her to carry bridal style in his arms.

And look, he wasn't falling over.]

Well, well.

Yeah, but whuh-!

[ okay! being picked up now! her tail puffs a bit, but she manages to not claw him when her hand moves to his opposite shoulder, a nervous laugh bubbling up once she registers that okay, he's got her. her tail is flicking a bit at the ground, like she's trying to check to see how high she is, but she's fine. she's okay. so okay. ]

Look at you tapping into your were-side. So manly! Should I swoon now?

If you're gonna, I've got you.

[See that? That's him, waggling his brows. He's so slick.]

[ she takes a slow breath in, grinning like she's discovered the true meaning of life and love, but instead of dropping her head on his shoulder a swooning, she slides her hand from his shoulder up to his face, pulling him in for a kiss ]

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