enarms: (attend attend i'm calling)

[personal profile] enarms 2014-06-28 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
is this an apology bath
consultation: (My dear sweet nothing,let's start anew.)

[personal profile] consultation 2014-06-28 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[John.........]

It's a bath to neutralise hazardous chemicals, you idiot.

SH
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[personal profile] enarms 2014-06-28 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
yes ok and thanks verym uch

Is it an apology bath
consultation: (I guess it's over; I guess it's begun.)

[personal profile] consultation 2014-06-28 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Only you would ascribe an apology to a bath

SH
enarms: (these things tend to happen)

[personal profile] enarms 2014-06-28 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ lengthy pause filled with various thumps and shuffles and mumbles as he actually bothers to get himself to the bathroom aboop boop but once he's in and the door's shut and he's apparently dropped himself onto the toilet as a temporary seat rather than landing his arse on the floor, a smug little giggle and: ]

accepted
consultation: (It's our darkest blackout,)

1/2

[personal profile] consultation 2014-06-28 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't accept an apology I'm not making!! You were the one who

[It's not often Sherlock sends a text too early and then ragequits the conversation. Christ, his hands are shaking. (It's not his fault.) (Not his fault.) (With different chemicals, John could have been seriously injured.) (Everything about this is terrible.)]
consultation: (it's our final end.)

[personal profile] consultation 2014-06-28 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Less than a minute later:]

Let me know if the water isn't warm enough.

SH
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[personal profile] enarms 2014-06-28 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...... alright, maybe not.

Maybe he'll not nag Sherlock about eating breakfast tomorrow to make up for being a drunken prick. For now, though, John's fully commited to setting about the slightly rocky business of undressing and getting himself into the bath without slipping and giving himself a broken nose to worry about on top of volatile chemical exposure. Eventually... ]


its good

how long do I have to marinate ?
consultation: (Savannah scatters and the seabird sings.)

[personal profile] consultation 2014-06-28 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
No more than an hour. Clean clothes and tea await you.

SH


[There it is: a proper apology. Food is the least embarrassing way for Sherlock to say he's sorry about something. (An apology bath? Who does that?) For the time being, though, he needs to clean up the kitchen before any other mishaps can occur. The flat is going to smell of vinegar for a while. Such is life in this household, he thinks.]
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[personal profile] enarms 2014-06-29 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
wHat happens if im in more than an hour ? will I pickle ?

[ #HahaImHilarious

it works well enough in lieu of a thanks. ]


See you in a bit
consultation: (I waited for something,)

[personal profile] consultation 2014-07-01 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Prolonged exposure may cause dermatitis.

[To no one's surprise, the joke is lost on Sherlock. He also considers telling John that you only need a 10% vinegar solution to kill most bacteria and many spores. Probably not the best time for a science lesson, though.]

Don't get it in your eyes.

SH