THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0

[fighterfetish]

THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME 3.0


- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.

TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honor → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.

FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?

GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hate sex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knife play, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?

Comments

[samuraiprosecutor]

The urge to do something didn't give way. The louder things got outside, the more Edgeworth wanted to rip open the door and run into the fray. Doing so would be suicidal, of course. He knew all too well that he could do nothing in this situation beyond getting himself killed. But knowing didn't ease his fear for the man risking everything out there or his frustration at his own impotence. His fingers tightened on the handle then he lowered his head and nearly spat, "Damn!"

Suddenly the world outside exploded. He stumbled back from the door, missed a step, and for a moment his stomach flipped as the world threatened to fall out from under him. Fortunately, he stumbled against something solid and unmoving. Relief flooded through him right up until the moment he felt the hard, cold tip of a gun barrel press painfully against his temple.

"Give me a reason to blow your brains out," came the scratchy whisper in his ear. That solid body pushed against his back, and an arm that seemed almost as big around as Rogers' snaked around him, pinning his arms to his sides. Edgeworth swallowed hard and stilled in the man's grip. His eyes were wide, his features slack.

"I'd rather not," he murmured, and then Rogers walked in the door.

[captain_asthmatic]

Steve saw instantly that he'd made a mistake. He stared at the huge man who had Edgeworth in his grip, and raised his shield, eyes searching for some kind of opportunity.

"It's over. Put the gun down. You can't get out of this - don't add a murder rap to what you're already going to get."

[samuraiprosecutor]

"I'm not getting anything." He tightened his grip and dug into Edgeworth's temple with the tip of the barrel, making him wince. "You're gonna stay put while Frills and I walk out of here. After I'm safe, we'll see about getting him back to you in one piece."

[captain_asthmatic]

"I can't let you take him out of here," Steve said. He held out his hands, and slowly, very slowly, started to put the shield down on the ground. "Just let him go safely, and I'll do what I can to get them to give you leniency. It doesn't have to be like this."

[samuraiprosecutor]

"This isn't a democracy, Cap'n," the man sneered. "You don't get a vote on this. Either I walk out of here, or neither of us does."

He gave Edgeworth a rough shake, and the prosecutor could feel the tightness in his muscles. There was a note of fear hiding beneath the bravado in his voice that made the hair on Edgeworth's neck crawl. Frightened men made mistakes, and a mistake at this point might just as easily be to the prosecutor's detriment. He didn't like his chances if he was left in this thug's hands.

He shot a pleading look at Rogers. It wasn't fair to place this on his head, but Miles was at a loss to help himself. What was there for him to do that wouldn't get him shot?

[captain_asthmatic]

Steve stared at the bank robber, keeping very still, down on one knee with his shield on the floor. "Then start walking," he said, very seriously. "But you'd better understand that I'm going to save Mr. Edgeworth. And it's not going to go too well for you."

His eyes shifted to Edgeworth, and tried to communicate through his eyes that it was going to be all right. It was really going to be all right.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Edgeworth wanted to be convinced. He really did. He even gave Rogers a subtle nod in an effort to reassure him of his confidence, more for Rogers' benefit than his own. It wasn't the first time he had to place his life in another's hands, after all. Trust was a vital part of his professional life, in fact. But Rogers wasn't an officer he had worked with for years, or even an inexplicably compelling childhood friend. It was incredibly difficult to place his trust in a man he only just met.

After a long, pregnant pause he felt the pressure around his chest ease. The robber backed up and started to lead him down the stairs by one arm. As he moved, he kept his eyes trained on Rogers and his gun trained on Miles' head, far too close to allow him any leeway. Miles had to follow him closely as he backed down the stairs. With every step he felt a twinge of fear, as he imagined the man slipping and reflexively pulling the trigger on his way down.

[captain_asthmatic]

Steve allowed them to take three steps, and start to wend their way around the fallen bodies, then Steve spoke up again. "Just one last thing."

He waited until he had the robber's full, terrified attention. "Did you really think that I was here alone?" Steve's eyes shifted to a point right behind the robber.

He gasped and started to turn, the gun swinging automatically to face a new, unexpected threat - which of course was totally nonexistent. But Steve leaped into action - literally. He jumped off the steps and landed next to Edgeworth, grabbed the other man and pulled him down while he grabbed the robber's gun hand at the same time. He forced that gun upwards, squeezing so hard that the robber's fingers crushed under his grip.

The robber started screaming. But that scream was cut off abruptly when Steve kicked him in the chest and sent him down the stairs to land with a sickening crunch.

[samuraiprosecutor]

It all happened too quickly. Like the robber, Edgeworth shot a startled look down the stairs. Before he even had time to realize the ploy, he was falling, dragged down by a source he only recognized as Rogers after he was already on the floor.

Then the screaming began. The sound shot through him, setting off every nerve in his body with an electric energy. "Oh God," he whispered as he looked up, his eyes wide and bright with mingled horror and relief. Rogers stood between him and his assailant, obscuring Edgeworth's vision, leaving him to imagine whatever might be causing that sound. For the briefest moment he felt a stab of pity for the robber. The man went flying down the stairs like a ragdoll, victim of a kick which probably had the power to shatter bone.

By the time the body hit the floor, Edgeworth had reminded himself that the robber would have callously disposed of him if given the chance, and his pity was entirely spent. He glared down at the crumpled figure below then began to drag himself to his feet again.

[captain_asthmatic]

Steve slowly straightened up, turning to look down at Edgeworth. "I'm so sorry, sir, for letting him get the drop on us like that. I guess there was one more that I missed."

Once again, he offered a hand to Edgeworth, wondering if he'll take it this time. "Are you okay?"

[samuraiprosecutor]

Edgeworth didn't take Rogers' hand until he stood up, only to find his legs were even more unsteady than before. On instinct he reached for the hand he was offered, solely to keep his balance. He pulled away almost as quickly.

"I'm...I'm fine." As if eager to demonstrate that fact, he hurriedly set about smoothing out the wrinkles in his clothes. His cheeks burned as his gaze wandered the stairs again. "You can't control every variable in the field, Captain. ...That being said, perhaps we should check the rest of them and verify that we aren't going to be treated to any more unpleasant surprises."

[captain_asthmatic]

Steve was forced to wonder if Edgeworth's hesitance to touch him was out of nervousness, or something else. Either way, it's fine so long as Edgeworth doesn't go falling down the stairs or something.

"Yeah, this time let's make sure you stick close to me. I'm done with the helicopter, so all we need to go is get you out of here." He smiled at Edgeworth, reassuringly. "Let's get you safe, Mr. Edgeworth. Come on."

Unhurriedly, he began to walk down the stairs, picking his way around the crumpled bodies of the robbers. He raised a hand to his ear at the same time. "This is Rogers. I have the last of the hostages secured and the helicopter is downed. You can send in SWAT, now."

[samuraiprosecutor]

Though the threat appeared to be over, it still seemed very hard to convince his brain of that fact. Nervous energy still coursed through him. His movements were just a bit too quick, his eyes too bright and alert, as he picked his way down the stairs, close on Rogers' heels. He made a conscious effort to calm himself down. Now was the time for damage control: time to retrieve his phone from whichever one of those thugs had ended up with it; time to return any panicked calls he might have received if his name ended up on any of the news reports. He could think of a few people who might be beside themselves by now.

He shot a curious look at Rogers' back. "Did you happen to speak to a Detective Gumshoe before you entered the building? He would have been a large fellow in a rather pathetic excuse for a trenchcoat."

[captain_asthmatic]

Steve glanced at him with curiosity. "Yeah, I did talk to a guy named Gumshoe. He seemed pretty upset. Come to think of it, I think he was worried about you, specifically. Seemed like a good guy to me." Also didn't seem like the brightest bulb in the box, but Steve wasn't about to mention that.

"I'm sure he'll be glad to see you safe."

[samuraiprosecutor]

The urge to roll his eyes towards the heavens in a long-suffering gesture was overwhelming. Edgeworth managed to restrain himself to a slight wince.

"The good detective is the easily excitable sort. He has many faults, in fact, but a lack of loyalty isn't one of them. I'm sure he's been doing whatever he could come up with to help resolve the situation." The real question was whether his efforts helped or hurt Edgeworth's chances.

[captain_asthmatic]

Steve smiled at Edgeworth. "You're lucky to have such a loyal friend in the police department."

[samuraiprosecutor]

The smile was too genuine, distracting even in spite of the strange mask sitting above it. Feeling strangely self-conscious and with color flushing his cheeks, Edgeworth lowered his eyes, attempting to disguise the move as focusing intently on the treacherous path down the dimly lit stairs.

"I'm lucky to have a few friends and colleagues who are far more loyal than I deserve."

[captain_asthmatic]

Steve's smile really was genuine. And it widened at Edgeworth's comment. It's nice to hear someone acknowledge something like that. "If they're loyal to you, then you probably do deserve it."

[samuraiprosecutor]

Something that might have been a smile flashed briefly across Edgeworth's lips. It would be easy to miss if one wasn't watching closely. His gaze flicked up only long enough to see if the smile was gone; seeing how much broader it had become, his eyes lowered once again.

"...I would like to believe so. Regardless, they were loyal to me when I deserved the exact opposite. For that, I think I can say I'm luckier than most."

Not luckier than Wright, of course. No one could rightly make that claim. There was that smile again, gone so quickly it might have been imagined.

[captain_asthmatic]

"Maybe so." Steve doesn't know Edgeworth at all, doesn't know his reputation. "Or heck, maybe they saw the potential in you."

[samuraiprosecutor]

Edgeworth preferred Rogers' ignorance. It was easier to be honest with someone who had no idea of the significance of it.

"Or they thought they did. Whatever the cause, I'm grateful for the results. I would be in a very different place without them." After another moment of self-reflection, Edgeworth shrugged and raised his eyes again. "I suppose I can include your actions among theirs, now. I owe you a debt of gratitude."

[captain_asthmatic]

Steve waved that away. "It's okay, you don't owe me anything."

[samuraiprosecutor]

Firmly he shook his head, and his gaze and tone hardened just a bit. "You're here on vacation, for God's sake. You were under no obligation to intervene. I owe you my thanks, at the very least, and I prefer not to leave my debts unpaid."

[captain_asthmatic]

"First of all, I never said I was on vacation. I said I was here on personal business," Steve said with dry amusement. "But even if I were on holiday, that doesn't matter. I was needed, and helping is the right thing to do. I couldn't have just sat back and watched you suffer." He cocked his head. "I'll take your thanks, but you honestly don't have to pay me a thing."

[samuraiprosecutor]

What was it Rogers had said earlier?

"Not everyone would have seen it that way," he replied wryly, a smirk spreading across his lips. "But there's no need for you to worry. I wasn't planning to pay you in anything but thanks."