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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.the dealio.

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jackson whittemore | teen wolf | ota

[harder]

1. I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life.

2. The way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher.

3. You left wolverine marks.

or 4. [text him!]

Re: jackson whittemore | teen wolf | ota

[braintease]

You assume these are mutually exclusive.

[harder]

Sure. Except life ruining seems more your deal.

2.

[softhearted]

wrong number? i can't believe you haven't deleted it yet.

[ but wait ew ]

wait, like... coach???

[harder]

[crap.

this is why he should clear out his contacts list.]

Do you know any other gym teacher? Remind me to delete your number.

[softhearted]

okay, delete my number. but before you do... you're saying you thought about doing it with coach??

[harder]

Screw you, McCall. I'm saying I had sex with a girl who yelled too much.

Secondly. Gross.

[softhearted]

i'm definitely gonna tell stiles you thought about doing coach.

[harder]

What the hell is wrong with you? But of course you have the reading comprehension of a 5 year old.

2

[lydiascreams]

Clearly you were doing something wrong.

[harder]

Or maybe I clearly have a type.

[lydiascreams]

...Are you saying I sound like a gym teacher?

Because you've never complained before.

[harder]

That's because you were more like the hot gym instructor.

[lydiascreams]

[She's not asking if the girl he's sleeping with isn't hot then. NOPE.]

Nice save. I'll allow it.

[harder]

You're welcome. I'm here all week.

4

[voluntaryapnea]

You thought about sleeping with COACH?




[ooc: I'm so sorry, I could not resist.]

[harder]

McCall is dead.



[ooc: nooooooo

except yes.]

[voluntaryapnea]

I'll relay that terrifying message.

[harder]

And so are you.

I never said I thought it. The dumbass doesn't know how to read.

[voluntaryapnea]

And I assure you that I'm every bit as terrified as Scott will be. Promise. Really.


Sure, sure. Whatever you say.

2. because we need more, clearly

[bereavements]

Not something you have to tell me. I got it firsthand one bedroom away. You say gym teacher, I say Olympic coach. How are you still walking straight today?

we very clearly do.

[harder]

I'm more impressed I actually got out of bed this morning.

She's definitely not happening again.

[bereavements]

She must've left some time this morning. She took our pop tarts.

[harder]

She TOOK our pop tarts?

Like the entire box?

[bereavements]

The whole box. And maybe our waffle iron?