absurdities: (( ʀᴇᴘᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ᴛᴜɴᴇ ))
( ᴛʜɪs ᴍʏsᴛᴇʀʏ ᴏɴʟʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅs ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏᴜʙᴛ ) ([personal profile] absurdities) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2014-04-30 07:46 pm

( college au )


( ALL NIGHTERS, CAFFEINE, COLLEGE )


college au things, that hazy feeling after pulling an all-nighter, 
late night visits to any place that offers caffeine, 
crashing in dorm rooms, power naps (on other people), keeping each other awake or sleeping in class, 
shippy or gen.

motherwarnedme: ([batcycle] dat ass)

[personal profile] motherwarnedme 2014-05-01 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Selina is bored, and she doesn't study for finals, so she is here to bother you. ]

Think you can draw me like one of your french girls.

[ HOPE YOU GET THAT REFERENCE. ]
puncheshitlerforjustice: (pic#6426619)

[personal profile] puncheshitlerforjustice 2014-05-01 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Steve looks up over the large paper he was drawing on. He practically had to roll his eyes a the reference. Yes, he got it. It's the most tired joke in the art department, even if he hadn't seen the movie, yet.]

You know I don't actually need that type of pose, right?

[He's working on a time period piece, anyways.]
motherwarnedme: ([bare] nothing to hide)

[personal profile] motherwarnedme 2014-05-01 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Really behind in pop culture if you haven't seen the movie. ]

Usually guys would jump at a chance to see a girl naked.
puncheshitlerforjustice: (pic#6593776)

[personal profile] puncheshitlerforjustice 2014-05-01 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
[There's better things to do, okay.]

Not that you're not, um beautiful but... [How does he word this delicately?] I kind of see naked girls every week.
motherwarnedme: ([batcycle] vroom vroom)

[personal profile] motherwarnedme 2014-05-01 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ Watching a boat sink is more important. ]

Ever ask any of the models out on a date?
puncheshitlerforjustice: (pic#6583086)

[personal profile] puncheshitlerforjustice 2014-05-01 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Excuse you, he's got interesting hobbies. Like learning history. And working out. And drawing.]

Uh... no. Not really..

[Not that he never thought about it, he just...never had a chance.]
motherwarnedme: ([smile] best night of my life)

[personal profile] motherwarnedme 2014-05-01 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh she can tell he works out. ]

Maybe you should. I'm sure they would say yes.
puncheshitlerforjustice: (pic#6426565)

[personal profile] puncheshitlerforjustice 2014-05-01 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
I would if I didn't sign something saying I wouldn't.

[Well, it was more of a sexual harassment form and a model conduct form but he figured asking a model out was probably on one of those under the 'Don'ts' section.]
motherwarnedme: ([innocent] I can't keep my eyes off of y)

[personal profile] motherwarnedme 2014-05-01 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
If you're both consenting adults, I don't think there would be a probably.

[ You need to work on your game. ]
puncheshitlerforjustice: (...what)

[personal profile] puncheshitlerforjustice 2014-05-01 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
If the school finds out, I can get in trouble.

[He's a 26 year old virgin. He has no game]
motherwarnedme: ([close] whisper sweet nothings)

[personal profile] motherwarnedme 2014-05-01 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Then you just have to make sure the school doesn't find out.

[ He really doesn't. Selina could teach him a few things. ]