somebody's sleeping in my bed

[pancaked]

 Someone Is Sleeping in My Bed!



It's morning somewhere. But maybe not for you -- A little too late to be sleeping but y'know what? That's okay. People nap. Sometimes the bed is oh so cozy and you want to snuggle under a blanket and sleep forever. And you don't care if it's your bed or not. You're going to sleep. Like a boss.

Too bad someone doesn't agree.

Rules
• The poster is the character who is asleep.
• The responder is the one who discovers the sleeper.
• Therefore, the responder must do one of three things:

I. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threader, whatever.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
b. Happy Awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll)
c. Prank! - Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
Can't beat 'em, Join them - Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
d. Let them Sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.


II. Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Scream 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' - While this is probably the default reaction, it's a pretty honest one.
b. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
c. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
d. Get to Know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
e. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.


III. Decide - f**k the police. You hear me right. F**k 'em.
You move forward and make your own fate!

Comments

[teenyoda]

You're in the wrong bed...

[Said sleepily as he rolled over onto his stomach, butt up in the air.]

[nukeoleptic]

[ There's a moment of deliberation -- before she just gives in and smacks the butt with an open palm. ]

[teenyoda]

[There's a yip and Stiles is shooting upward, blinking owlishly and looking around the room like he was being attacked. Oh, hey there, Jade. Why did his butt hurt?]

Huh?

[nukeoleptic]

Good morning, champ. Having nice dreams while you drooled all over my pillow?

[ She is just going to try to navigate herself to the warm spot in the sheets where he'd previously been lying. ]

[teenyoda]

I didn't drool.

[He might have. A little. But he also didn't move much, trying to lay back down, nudging Jade to the side.]

M'tired.

[nukeoleptic]

Yeah? Well, so am I.

[ She yields to the nudging, though she does tangle her legs obnoxiously with his when he lies back down. ]

Did your bed go missing?

[teenyoda]

[God, obnoxious dog girl.]

What? No...

[Don't ask him why he's here, Jade.]

[nukeoleptic]

[ She'll resist pushing the issue, but she'll siiiigh as she does it. ]

Sharing the bed comes with tax. You gotta scratch my head before you can go back to sleep.

[teenyoda]

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaade...

[Hear that whine? That is the whine of a man who just wants to sleep, woman.]

[nukeoleptic]

[ Yeah, well, so does she, but he's taking up room!!

She rolls her eyes and curls her arm up around him, settling in and sleepily rubbing his head instead to lull him to sleep. ]

Fiiine. Goodnight, lazy ass.

[teenyoda]

S'what I said.

[Cuddling was good. Stiles was down with some Jade-cuddles.]