is it me or is it really hot in here

[siroccowinds]

Heat Meme

Dress lightly and pack some sunblock, because it's hot! Really freaking hot.
01. I'm melting...
You're outside. Or maybe not. Maybe you're indoors and it's too hot to move. Either way, the air is hot, the sky is hot, you're hot, the grass is hot, even your sweat is hot. It's just. really hot.

02. Fiery attitude
The heats gone up and your patience is at rock bottom. You could say you're feeling a little... hot headed. Anything pisses you off, and you're fine with expressing it.

03. Grab a cold one!
What better way to cool off than with an ice cold drink? Maybe it's a beer or a milkshake or some fruity drink of your choice. Whatever it is and wherever you are, it's best enjoyed with a friend!

04. Ice cream
Or maybe you prefer a sweeter way of cooling off? You'll have to chase down the ice cream truck before you get it, though.

05. Desert
Not a dessert but a desert. It's hot, dry, sandy, and all sorts of uncomfortable things. Can you survive the weather?

06. Take a dip
Come on in, the water's perfect! Maybe you're at a beach or at a pool, public or private, at a luxurious tropical island or just the neighborhood pool... Whatever the reason, you just know you look sexy in this bathing suit.

07. So take off all your clothes.
Ever get that feeling where it's just too hot to be dressed? Time to succumb. Or at least, shed enough while still remain socially acceptable. (or not because at this point, fuck clothes.)

08. It's all me
That hottie to your right? Definitely (literally) a steamy individual, almost uncomfortably so. What are you going to do about it?

09. It's just you
Feeling... feverish? Whatever the case, one of you is sick as a dog, and your temp is going up. At least you have a friend to help you out.

10. Party
Guys, it's great here, but I'm sweating balls. That, or you could make fun of your buddy's stainage. Someone's having a little too much fun at the disco.

11. Wildcard
New, improved, better idea of your choice, happening RIGHT HERE.

this meme was taken from here,
with a few minor edits.

Comments

[pivotpoint]

What do you expect me to do? Lick it off your nose?!

[She cares little that they may be making a scene in a public place. Nothing new.]

[notbloodylikely]

If you wanted to eat it, but didn't want to do that-

[He too has no concern for whether or not they're attracting attention. In fact, it might add to his overly dramatic gesture, fists on his hips as he strains his neck down to be eye level with her.]

Why'd you put it on my nose!?

1/2

[pivotpoint]

[Shocked pause of silence before-]

[pivotpoint]

[RAISING HER VOICE AND HER FIST. Kaname pulls back to slug him in the face.]

Maybe I was making a target!

[notbloodylikely]

[Rising up to get his face out of the way (although not really for the purpose of dodging), he casually puts his hand on her face.

HAHAHA HER ARMS ARE LIKE A THIRD THE LENGTH OF HIS, TRY PUNCHING NOW.]

Accept responsibility for your own bullshit, damnit!

[pivotpoint]

[Kaname reaches up with both her hands to try and pull his off her face. When she speaks her voice is muffled by his large palm.]

Jeez, you can't even take a small prank!? What kind of man are you?

[notbloodylikely]

[His hand goes nowhere for the moment, happy to hold her there.]

I'm the kind of man who ain't afraid to respond to your shenanigans.

[pivotpoint]

[Unable to remove him she resigns herself to digging her nails into his wrist. You know, not having the common sense to just back away from him.]

Let go of me!

[notbloodylikely]

[Well, he likes the experience. Because he's Feda.

With a small audience now in rapt attention, Feda carefully and precisely lets her go at the exact moment her struggles should send her tumbling forwards-

just so he can catch her in the curve of his elbow around the waist.]

Geeze, who's freaking out over nothing now?

[pivotpoint]

[Kaname's cheeks color slightly. She stays in his arm for a moment before clumsily trying to distance herself from him. Sputtering, she attempts to regain composure by circling the topic back around.]

You owe me ice cream.

[notbloodylikely]

You owe me a clean face.

[He still has the splodge on his nose, for example.]

[pivotpoint]

You can't just-

I don't have any napkins, and I'm not licking your nose in public.
[Especially not with all these people... staring.]

[notbloodylikely]

Tch! Fine, I'll clean it up but I want the equivalent service!

[Whatever the hell that even means. Still, he does note she says 'in public.'

And also, just wipes his forearm over his nose.]

[pivotpoint]

[In fact she's going to ask just that.]

What the hell is "equivalent service"?

[notbloodylikely]

You know, exactly as mean as getting that crap on my face, but the opposite.

[This all makes perfect sense if you are Feda.]

[pivotpoint]

That explanation was as clear as coal, Feda.

[Her posture slumps, and she adjusts how her shorts sit on her body.]