rain, rain, go away

[memeshikute]

the rain meme

Ah, rain—the precipitation that the whole world has a love/hate affair with. It waters the garden for free and ruins baseball games. It cools you off in the summer and it causes more ice and sleet to appear in the winter. Sometimes it is lovely and falls at a decent pace for a few hours, other times, it blasts the whole eastern seaboard away.

Poems and songs have been written about it, people have danced in it, others have cursed its entire existence, and still more refuse to go out and drive in it.

Now it’s time to roll some dice and see what the weather will have in store for you today.

directions

1. Comment with your character, series, preferences, etc in the subject.
2. Roll a number between 1-5 with the RGN for an intensity.
3. Roll 1-15 with the RGN for a situation.
4. Reply to other comments and play the scenario out!
5. Don’t catch a cold!


intensity

1. DRIZZLE ☂ It’s not too heavy or too light of a downpour, just enough to wash away stuff in the air, water the ground, and clean up the streets.

2. MONSOON ☂ It’s horrible and awful! Rain is coming down in buckets, no one can get anywhere, the wind is whipping everything about, and now the cable is out.

3. SHOWER ☂ Reminds you of early spring, doesn’t it? A nice shower to make everything all green and smell fresh again. Lovely.

4. FLOOD ☂ While rain is good, it can sometimes be bad. Grab a boat!

5. CATS & DOGS ☂ You’re lucky with this one. It’s not the worst storm in the world, but it’s still pretty heavy. Be careful when driving!


prompts

1. A DARK, STORMY NIGHT ☂ You know all those stories that start off with a stormy night before something goes wrong: a murder, an attack by ninjas, a crime. It is one of the best known clichés in the world, and you’re stuck in the middle of it.

2. HUMIDITY ☂ It’s that time of the year again when the humidity rises and the rain has two options: make it worse or make it go away. Good luck getting the latter.

3. GRAY RAIN OF DEPRESSION ☂ We all know this one. Stuck in the middle of no where, or right after an argument, or something that leads to angst, the rain decides to express someone’s feelings in a physical form, serious or over the top.

4. QUIET MORNING ☂ Nothing to do, nowhere to be… sometimes the rain is a welcomed addition to a quiet day. Gives you an excuse to stay in, curl up in a warm blanket and a book, maybe a loved one or a cup of hot chocolate. With sprinkles.

5. PUDDLES ☂ After it rains, what is the number one thing you have to do? Go put on some rubber boots and splash around of course!

6. SUDDEN STORM ☂ It might have been predicted, but sometimes storms just sweep in and do their thing with little to no warning. Hope you’re not outside.

7. THUNDER & LIGHTNING ☂ Loud, surprising, scary, ominous, comforting, fantastic to watch or listen to… some like thunder and lightning, others not so much. Of course, if this happens before a big confrontation, the universe is telling you something.

8. CAN’T GET WORSE ☂ You did not say that. You did not just say that. How many times does this need to be seen in movies and books before anyone learns?

9. STUCK ☂ No, no, no, no. This cannot be happening. What happened to the ten percent chance of rain? You forgot your umbrella and now you’re stuck in it!

10. RUINED PLANS ☂ You had all these wonderful plans to go outside, have some fun in the sunshine, do some errands, maybe a date… and the weather goes against them.

11. DANCING ☂ Sometimes rain is a cause for celebration, or you just feel like doing something spontaneous. Grab someone to join you and get wet!

12. RAIN BATTLE ☂ The most intense, important battles happen in the rain. Verbal spars, punching someone in the guts; it’s all dramatic and climatic. And no one slips.

13. DATE ☂ Aww, don’t let the weather ruin your date! It can be really romantic, being out in the rain, and it’s always fun to go with the flow.

14. A DAY INSIDE ☂ Sometimes, it’s just better to stay inside and enjoy something simple and easy like board games or catching up on TV shows, or maybe the bills.

15. WILD CARD ☂ Was there something I missed? Did you want to roll again or choose your own adventure? Go for it!

Comments

[teenyoda]

Point. But I will spank you. Or something. There will be severe retaliation.

[twiceamonth]

[ She blushes even harder at the mention of spanking. If she gets a funny look on her face, it's because she's trying to block out the imaginary sound of Stiles' hand connecting with her ass. ]

I'm getting an idea of what porn you've been watching lately...

[teenyoda]

[Gape.]

That's not... I haven't... I don't even...

Shut up and watch the movie.

[He picks up a piece of popcorn and tosses it at her.]

[twiceamonth]

[ The popcorn gets caught in her hair and she scowls when she can't find it or pick it out. ]

Fine.

[ She sits back and watches for a moment, pretending to look innocent, and then suddenly she's moving forward to pause the movie on the laptop so she can open up his web browser. Hello internet history. ]

What do we have here...

[teenyoda]

Hey, hey! That is not what we're doing right now.

[No, don't look at all the werewolf stuff he'd been looking at. Including furry porn. Good god, don't see that.

He lunged for her, trying to close the laptop and push her away at the same time.]

[twiceamonth]

Stiles! [ She pouts at him when he manages to snap the laptop shut. ]

Come on, you can show me what porn you've been watching. It's me. I won't judge you... Please?

[teenyoda]

Dude, are you seriously suggesting that I sit here and watch porn with you?

[God no. He'd found some very kinky animated monster porn lately that maybe he'd been curious about.]

[twiceamonth]

I... [ She's going to admit something here. ] I've never watched porn before. I'm curious, okay? I wanna know what guys watch online.

[ No, she wanted to know what Stiles watched online. ]

[teenyoda]

Hnnnng...

[Don't give him the look, Scarlett. Don't do it. It wasn't fair.]

Can't you do it on your computer? At home?

[twiceamonth]

My computer's broken again.

[ Do it, Stiles. Show her the porn. ]

[teenyoda]

[He hates you, Scar. He hates you so much. He'd never be able to look at her again.]

Fine. Go. Go on and destroy my life.

[twiceamonth]

Sharing is caring. [ Happily grinning, she opens up the laptop again and sits cross legged in front of it. ]

Do you have any bookmarked?

[teenyoda]

I might.

[Of course he did. He had bookmarks of the animated monster porn, the ones with girls dressed up like furries. Sort of. He was know fully familiar with buttplugs that had tails on them.]

[twiceamonth]

[ Scarlett manages to locate a folder of bookmarks with an innocent title that totally wouldn't make you think there was porn inside. She clicks one of the links at random which goes straight to a video. Of the animated furry porn. She presses play. ]

Oh, this is just a cartoon. You must have put this is in the wrong folder... [ Wait a second... are they... ]

[teenyoda]

[Cue Stiles' hand meeting Stiles' face. Good god. She was never going to look at him again. She was going to tell everyone and she'd never come around because he was a creepy pervert that watched animated furry porn. Fuck his life.]

[twiceamonth]

[ Scarlett cocks her head as she watches, not sure what to think. ]

This, um... does it for you? Animals?

[ Wasn't she kind of an animal now? ]

[teenyoda]

What? No. God, no. I'm not actually into bestiality. God. Click another one.

[Yes, Scarlett. Please click something likely equally as embarrassing as an anthro wolf mounting an anthro mouse. Do it.]

[twiceamonth]

[ Scarlett clicks another one and... oh. It's a human-y wolf. Scarlett doesn't relate at all to that... It's the mouse part she doesn't like. Why a mouse? Wolves and mice don't even hang out. ]

Did you save anything of a wolf with a human?

[ She is so not describing her and Stiles, what are you talking about? ]

[teenyoda]

Um, yeah.

[Cheeks blazing red, he reaches over and clicks on the link to the live action porn vid of a girl dressed up in wolf makeup, complete with the tail, pegging one guy while another took her from behind.

WHY WAS HE SHOWING HER THIS?]

[twiceamonth]

Oh... wow. I had no idea porn would be like this. [ It's pretty shocking for her first look at porn, all the furriness. ]

Um... you can leave this one on. [ She's kinda into it. ]

So like... which guy would you rather be in this one?

[teenyoda]

[Hand goes back to covering his face and he moves to sort of... curl up back against the top of the bed, hiding his head under the pillow.]

I'm not answering that question.

[It's muffled, but he knows she can hear it.]

[twiceamonth]

[ He's pretty much answered her question by hiding under the pillow. ]

You want to be the one getting taken by the werewolf, don't you?

[ Wait, did she say werewolf? ]

I mean wolf.

[teenyoda]

Maybe I wanna be both? You ever think of that?

[Still under the pillow. Oh god, kill him now. Because now he was picturing Scarlett with that tail thing in and furry glove-claws.

And nothing else.

Fuck his life.]

Or neither.

[twiceamonth]

[ Well now she's thinking about it. ]

Well, you can't be both in this scenario, there'd have to be another dude...

[ So not thinking about who the other dude could be in this kinky threeway. Maybe Isaac or Derek.

Scarlett moves to lie on her stomach, still watching. ] Is there, um... spanking in this? [ Not that she's been thinking about it since Stiles brought it up. Nope. ]

[teenyoda]

[No. He was not going to sit here and think about him and Scarlett in a three way with... someone. Nope. Not happening.]

Yes...

[Clearly Scarlett was put on this planet to torture him, evidenced by the fact that he was starting to get a hard on.]