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→ minor injury

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.
INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.
HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.
WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.
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--There's an idea! You're absolutely right, I shouldn't be handicapped by a handicap. I'll simply have to think of ways to cheer one-handedly like that.
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Now you're gettin' it. You know I'll be grateful for your support no matter what form it's in. [ Patting her uninjured arm, you go girl. ]
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Maybe I can express my support through song!
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Again?! [ Okay yeah it's not that bad, except for— ] At least don't sing about going to hell this time!
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[ rips off guitar riff with matching fingerpoint because yes, more convenient than crossed arms in this instance. ]
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[ ... Actually, how did she do it herself in the first place? Maybe it's better not to think about magically playing background music. ]
... That's better, I guess. This stuff's supposed to be positive. [ Even if Mako radiates more than enough positive energy to make up for it. ] I fight a lot better than that big idiot drives, so nobody's going to heaven or hell.
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[ DEEP SIGH as she passes her hand over her heart. touched by an angel~ ]
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[ Wow fucking huge gay baby child alert over here. She wouldn't normally draw attention to something so embarrassing, but if cute things really do help, then... well, hearts are pretty cute. Even cuter when they're surrounding drawings of people. ]
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[ glancing down at, wide-eyed.
and just getting wider as uncharacteristic silence drags on. THIS CAST... ]
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Okay no she has to let it out or she's going to faint. Time to GASP FOR AIR briefly instead. ]
I... I just thought it'd look cute! I didn't... please don't be weirded out or offended or anything! [ Her gay heart can't take this. ]
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waves meekly at Ryuko-chan with half-lidded eyes, ah her delirious vision of Ryuko in bunny ears escorting her across the river of death is coming true after all. this must be death. her heart can't take this either, yep she definitely died. ]
Mother in heaven, I'll be meeting you soon~
... I wonder if I can say that when she's still alive...
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Oi, you can't let something like this kill you! Mako! [ THIS IS GENUINELY CONCERNING TO HER ] I'd rather you just forget about it! [ A pity it's drawn on the cast she has to wear for the next few weeks, Ryuko. ]
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... Except for Ryuko-chan in bunny-print lingerie.
And cat-print.
And...
[ actually maybe there are things to live for after all. ]
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[ The first time in history she's glad about someone picturing her in lingerie. She gives Mako's shoulders another shake, still looking absurdly fretful. ]
You've got a lot to look forward to, right? I'll wear whatever you want if you make it out of this! [ ANOTHER DANGEROUS THING TO SAY ]
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And chapter two is nekomimi~
[ seemingly reviving, but to this face. which might make it a questionably successful revival at all, still dazed-- ]
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[ Which, in all fairness, she does actually believe. Mako's face gives her pause though. ]
... But can we leave it at two chapters for now? You can write more later!
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[ gently touching her cast, actually masterpiece would be putting it lightly in her opinion. ]
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Right. So what you should be doing is gettin' some rest.
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My arm might be broken, but not my spirit!
[ uncharacteristically tired fistpump o9 but curling good arm around her cast again, way 2cute to leave alone for long. ]
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[ At least the part that imagines Ryuko in revealing outfits. ]
But it'll be there tomorrow, too. And so will school. [ HINT, HINT. Ryuko might be a shitty delinquent but she wants Mako to go places. ] You wanna be awake enough to show everyone your cast, right?
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[ nope she doesn't divide her day between classes, not when every class is another opportunity to nap.
and now also to show off a great work of art. ]
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You couldn't just stay awake? [ yeah she already knows the answer to this question ]
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[ this isn't an excuse at all~ ]
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[ SQUINTS AT OBVIOUS EXCUSE ]
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... Well, it comes naturally for Ryuko-chan~
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