bad guys meme;

[jamestperfecthair]

Let's be bad guys

Some days just scream for mayhem, mischief and general badness. Today everyone gets to enjoy the perks of being the ‘bad guy’ and indulge in some bad behavior with your partner in crime. Here’s the drill:


1. Comment and indicate your character’s name, fandom and who you're open to (i.e-OTA, Canon mates only, etc).
2. Pick another character to comment to and using RNG, pick a bad behavior for you two to indulge.
3. Have fun!


WARNING: This meme has the potential to be dark should writers take that way. Remember, it’s about being bad so that means there could be murder, assault, general violence, smut, swearing and possibly even puppy kicking. Okay, not the last one (seriously, animals are adorable please don’t kick them) but definitely the former and more so consider yourself warned.


1: Armed robbery – Your pocket is feeling a little light so it’s time to get a withdrawal from your local 7-11 or liquor store or bank or whatever. Of course, all great heists are done in pairs so it’s time for some teamwork!

2: Shoplifting – Time to indulge in a five finger discount and naturally you’re going to need to someone to be your lookout, right? Whether they want to be or not because someone’s got to keep the shop clerk busy.

3: Street brawl – You want to fight and you don’t care with whom. Pick a fight with a random passerby, the person who looks at you funny or even your partner if you’re so inclined. Just don’t be surprised when the cops drop by to break it up.

4: Con job – The perfect con isn’t just a criminal act, it’s an art form. Be smooth, be slick and together you two might just manage to pull this off. Or maybe you won’t but either way it’ll be fun finding out.

5: Homicide – Maybe there’s someone you want out of your life but you need help bumping them off. Maybe it was an accident that left you two dealing with a dead body. Maybe you’re hit men/women for hire. The point is someone’s going to die thanks to you and your partner.

6: Car theft – Nothing like a joy ride to spruce up a boring night so take your partner out for a high speed chase. Will you get arrested? Or get away from the cops? Or pull a Thelma and Louise?

7: Break and enter – Are you a creepy thief breaking into some poor person’s house? Or a international art thief breaking into a highly guarded mansion? Or maybe you’re just some punk kids breaking into an abandoned house for shits and giggles? The choice is yours!

8: World domination – Screw this petty criminal shit, you like to go big or go home and what’s bigger than world domination? Channel your inner Dr. Evil and set about crushing the world governments under your thumb. Of course, world domination is easy said than done.

9: Choose your own adventure – Make up a criminal act of your own or pick something from the list!

Comments

Dom Toretto | Fast and Furious Series

[withtheeyes]

(Bonus for the car theft option. Het for smut.)

The Man Called JAYNE | Firefly

[damagemycalm]

(guess we're all like...famous now)

AkaRed - Boukenger Vs Super Sentai/Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger

[inheritstheredsouls]

((Space pirate! But can go regular criminal scenarios as well. No 5 or 8 for him; everything else is cool))

Malory Archer | Archer | OTA

[abbab]

[ Probably 4 or 8. But who knows. ]

Cosmic Boy (DC comics) OTA

[rokkofthelegion]

[Every superhero has to go evil at least once]

curtis everett | snowpiercer

[snowpiercer]

Tim Drake | Young Justice

[necessaryrisks]

[Anything except 5 works for me.]

[superissues]

Okay, so I got the car. Where do you want me to put it?

[Superboy: Taking Car Theft to new heights of dumb.]

Sui | Double Arts

[cherryhoops]

[venusians]

[Never mind that Nino is probably one of the last people on earth who'd do something illegal intentionally but OH WELL HERE WE GO GOTTA TAG SUI...!

So they've been walking to... somewhere or other, the destination isn't really that important. What IS important is that they've been walking for a long while now. It's hot, they've been walking for ages, and there isn't even any water around. This won't do for Nino okay, she's a Venusia!! These two facts have no actual relevance to each other but she likes swimming a lot for whatever reason!! So despite the fact that she normally wouldn't be one to complain, this time around she can't help it.]

It's so hot... How come the end feels even farther away than it is when it's hot?

Re: Sui | Double Arts

[white_fairy]

((ooc: Shrieking? Heyo.))

Re: Sui | Double Arts

[lil_sunspot]

(( Hey~! Looks like the trio is all here! Awesome~! You guys up for a three-person run of this meme?))

Masayoshi Hazama | Samurai Flamenco | OTA

[flamenred]

He will likely be number 8

Talia al Ghul | DCAU

[nopawn]

Smaug [Human AU] || The Hobbit

[uruloke]

Loki Laufeyson || MCU/Norse mythology || OTA

[mischiefandice]

[ooc : He's always up for deadly shenanigans.]

David - Prometheus - OTA

[not_too_close]

[Interested in some non-human assistance in those shenanigans?]

Hanji Zoe | Attack on Titan | OTA

[titangroupie]

Devi D | AU | Johnny the Homicidal Maniac/ IFS

[artistwithasickness]

[ooc: DBZ power Au - Canon Devi an option too and up for anything.]

Diarmuid Ua Duibhne | Fate/Zero

[boaredtodeath]

[I know, but I will make this shit work. ngl, though, I'm mainly here for the car jacking.]

6

[knight_king]

[With a solemn voice and a headshake, Arturia says.]

My apologies, Lancer. Kiritsugu refuses to answer my call.

[In a completely predictable turn of events, Saber finds the digitalized 'Leave a Message' beep from the other side of her outdated cellphone. How despicable can you be, Kiritsugu?! Irisviel does not know how to use these, so she cannot contact her to ask permission about this. This is... her green eyes gaze at the black Mercedes parked in front of her calmly borrow their car.

Lancer has come early today with a humble request. As per his Master's orders, he needs to pick up him up from the location he has gone in his lover's company --a Hospital, perhaps--in an hour from now to drive him back to their home. Kiritsugu doesn't return until two hours. Shirou does not have a car she can borrow. And Lancer, well Lancer does not posses Riding Skills to drive one.

It seems like his Master has forgotten he has not summoned a Rider Class Servant.

She sighs. It is not easy for Lancer to just call of a taxi, he will risk himself to charm every woman on the way to the hospital. The shaded glass of the Mercedes will protect him from that dire fate.]

jack mcclane | die hard.

[unfuck]

Mikael | literally one person knows this canon

[oneregret]

i'm the one person it's me

[broroona]

[They wouldn't be considering this if Mikael hadn't lost the damn tickets. Baroona doesn't naturally enjoy sitting in crappy bus station diners, staring at the parking lot that's about as engaging as the lukewarm soup currently going to waste. Baroona whispers harshly gesturing vaguely with his spoon out the window they're sitting in front of.]

I'm not stealing a pinto. They're death traps. Can't you just wait for someone to go up to a good car?

calum vrel ♦ dungeons & dragons oc ♦ ota

[cloves]

It's all about the trickery, the guise, the get-up. It's all about how you fuckin' walk, talk, strut, strike, kill, and break down the goddamn door with your 'knock' spell. Let's talk a little money, yeah? Let's talk about takin' this whole town by storm an' makin' it our fucking own, fifty-fifty. You innit, man? Or are you just gonna sit there and watch me?

neutral evil ♦ rogue/assassin ♦ human

[bigtreble]

Sadie has heard the run-downs of dozens of heists, cons, lifts and the like. She's not much of a runner, so she tends to steer clear of smash-and-grab operations, unless someone had the forethought for an escape spell - and even then, she'd rather play undercover than risk it all on trusting someone else to wait around with a teleportation spell, thanks.

So talk about strutting, deceiving, owning others with quiet trickery an flashy displays of trustworthiness? It's enough to bring her head of springy curls closer across the tabletop, thin fingers curling together. It's enough bravado to get her staring down this new potential business partner.

"Fifty fifty, huh? I like how you talk." Her mouth twists to the side, calculating him. It's not as easy as just a 'yes I'm in', never is, just like being the mastermind of a plot is never as smooth as you'd like it to be. There's a lack of trust among their kind, but there'd be none of them left at all if they believed each other too readily.

Broad grin for now, though. "You sound like you've got a set-up in mind, bright eyes. Care to share?"