The Horrible Pick-Up Line Meme

[paintyourwings]

The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper. However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that. Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Originally by mememaker

Comments

[idkworldruler]

Want a bet?

[Well obviously the Rockies is her abdomen, which means Arizona has to be around her belly button. And New York is her...nose.]

[elegant_knives]

And yet, you don't even know my name. I'm Sakuya, Chief Maid to Lady Remilia Scarlet.

[It's improper, but Sakuya doesn't mind too much. Karen seems nice enough for her to try to be friendly after... the way they just met.]

[puppy_lancer]

...No.

[But then again, it's hard to compare anyone else's cooking with Shirou's.]

[knight_king]

I refuse. At least you should look for a place that almost matches his food.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Karen Minazuki. It's nice to meet you.

[elegant_knives]

A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Ms. Minazuki

[She'll put that earlier embarrassing nonsense aside now...]

[puppy_lancer]

That's gonna be hard. I only know the Irish pub. Well, there's also a Chinese place where you can order takeout.

[hairhead]

[Because when is he ever not awful...]

Huh. Never mind then, you're like lukewarm tap water. The bad kind even, with the terrible aftertaste.

[Translation: Excuse you, Azaka!!]

[ignitionart]

[judar pls.......]

I'm surprised you even know a word like lukewarm. Honestly, if you're going to use a pickup line, at least use one that isn't so corny! [azaka why are you giving him advice for a pickup line, shouldn't you just be turning around and walking away at this point...]

[hairhead]

What, did you think I wasn't educated? [snorts] I have lots of free time, you know!

[When he's not causing strife or bothering everyone for 99.9% of the time. Which is pretty rare, but details.

And why the advice indeed, that just makes this loser smile!]

Fine, fine, my bad. That one was on me, but I'll make sure to light you up with the next one.

[Was that an eyebrow waggle- oh yup, it was.]

[paradoxic_hero]

I'd find those rewarding, especially the last one.

[yolobitch]

You should watch how you speak to a god, mortal. I will never be at your level, and you will never be at mine.

[paradoxic_hero]

Just because you're taller.

[yolobitch]

Because I am a god, you dullard.

[paradoxic_hero]

Yeah, yeah, insulting me makes me believe it more. This isn't some subtle poke to worship you again, is it?

[warriorscribe]

*He smirks.* Considering you tried to make suggestive innuendo out of something that isn't even remotely shaped right for it, I think you are.

*Seriously, Lancer. If the Arch was shaped more like a traditional sword, he'd get it, but that was just too outlandish to be sober.*

[knight_king]

Hm. And you were going to take me to this excursion without planning it well beforehand? I would ask Rin about which places are good to make reservations.

[puppy_lancer]

[He pouts and leans on Enoch's shoulder.]

What else am I suppose to use?

[puppy_lancer]

I'm taking you out this time, not her.

[knight_king]

Lancer.

I refuse to eat something unappealing.

[naw]

I'll answer your question after you get a full night's sleep.

[pushing her away...!]

And you should be asking Father that, not me!

[warriorscribe]

Well, he almost has no idea what that last part means. In fact, he has no idea what it's supposed to mean, exactly, but takes it as being "you're ruining my fun". How she even managed to stay mostly upright when she was so close to passing out, Enoch has no idea. But he's going to do the responsible thing and see if any of her demon friends are around to help her out.

[warriorscribe]

Why wouldn't I be? *He looks up at the smile on the angel's face and is drawn to it as if magnetized, nuzzling against his cheek, raised as it is from the smile.* You're wonderful because you've been wonderful.

*Never mind that makes no sense.*

[sixfeet]

Tray adaptable?

[Now he's throwing in other languages (or what he thinks are other languages), and Makoto's not sure how to deal.]

I don't think this subject is appropriate.

[yolobitch]

Of course not. I am outright telling you that you should worship me.