The Horrible Pick-Up Line Meme

[paintyourwings]

The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper. However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that. Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Originally by mememaker

Comments

[idkworldruler]

Oh, well sad day for you then. What about Seether?

[No worries, he lives...inside of her.]

[warriorscribe]

*Oh is that why he's able to get away with draping all over his guardian? Because that's what he's going to end up doing at this rate.*

Is it nice nonsense, at least?

[umbrella_angel]

[Maybe, there's no way he'd tell him though. Unless he got drunk as well.]

I've heard worse.

[warriorscribe]

Good... *Yep, draped on him.* You're the most wonderful person I've ever known...

*He seems to find something childishly amusing in that last sentence, snickering to himself before settling against him then in earnest.*

[penaltykicktothehead]

[Oh-- oh, no, not this again. Curse you, eternal babyface!]

That's right! We're très adaptable, you know!

...

[hellishdoctor]

[And Mephisto is just looking. Which can be good or bad...]

You aren't showing symptoms of drunkenness, so there must be another reason.

[chairguillotine]

[Right, right, calm! Kanji sucks in a deep breath, chest puffing as he does...

...aaaaaand out.

Calm. Mostly.]

That's... g-good! I'm glad! ...I think.

[falchiondisaster]

[She was holding in a laugh, but it escapes at Kjelle's floundering-- just a little.

She nods.]

Please, go right ahead.

[american_sweetheart]

[That's mildly disturbing.]

Not really an' what about 'em?

[umbrella_angel]

You're sure calling me that?

[He chuckles but puts a hand on the scribe's back, patting it.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

I see.

[Karen's cheeks are starting to feel a bit warm now as well.]

I'm afraid I'm not certain of the proper response.

[evokedpotential]

Ah... I was a compliment?

[Oh God, what had even gotten into her. She's turning a deep shade of red right now. She can't exactly take it back either...]

[elegant_knives]

...I believe I may have been tricked. And took my mistress too literally.

[In her defence, some of Remilia's orders are quite whimsical...]

[idkworldruler]

[She is his home country...and he can point her out on a map.]

You can't tell me that you don't like Seether.

[oceanicbutterfly]

...well. In that case, we'll have to make sure the one doing the tricking is the most surprised one at all.

[american_sweetheart]

[That is true, but he can't point where his state is located on her being.]

I never said I didn't.

[elegant_knives]

...What do you have in mind?

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Karen's face goes almost entirely red as she clears her throat.]

Now that you mention it, I am feeling rather tired. Perhaps you could take me to bed?

[elegant_knives]

[The maid blushes faintly, but smile a little.]

...The idea is... quite tempting. [Basically, she finds Karen to be quite the beauty.]

<3333

[tohko_amano]

[And Tohko would just laugh and hiccup again before trying to put her hand on Lucifel's arm. Not because she wanted to steady herself-because in her mind, her balance was fine-but because she just wanted to be friendly with Lucifel.

She really had to lay off the Mori Mari next time.]

But you're an Angel!~ You probably have both..and with wings, you're a good dancer too!~ C'mon, won't you dance with me?!

[idkworldruler]

[That sounds like a challenge. He can probably point out the Rockies]

Then what's your favorite song?

[american_sweetheart]

[Perhaps, perhaps not.]

Are you trying to get to know me? Cause believe me, Bud, I ain't interested.

[idkworldruler]

Maybe I am. I could always go back to the pick up lines.

[Challenge accepted.]<

[oceanicbutterfly]

Well, I was certainly never any good at resisting temptation...

[The only reason Karen can say this is that she has assumed that Sakuya is just playing along. Which is not to say that Karen isn't interested, only that actually discussing such things openly with someone she's just met (even though a veil of innuendo) would be horribly improper.]

[american_sweetheart]

Ya didn't succeed there, I doubt you'll succeed elsewhere.

[Do your worst.]