Oh snap it's

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The Rabbit Done Died
"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test.


Congratulations!

You're pregnant. Knocked up. Eating for two. Have  a bun in the oven.
Insert your own cliched phrase here. No matter how you say it, you're
downright fertilized. Even if you're not typically in possession of a
womb, somehow it happened. Are you scared? Happy? Gassy? A combination
of everything? And who's the father, anyway?

1. Post
with your character with their name and series in the subject line. If
you want to avoid any of the options, this would also be a good place to
list them.
2. This is one of those RNG memes, so you'll want to go to our good friend Random Number Generator and roll 1-6 for how far along you are. Or just pick what one you'd prefer.
3. If you're replying to someone, roll 1-4 for how you factor into this madness!



So, how far along are you anyway?

1. Two months - Sooooo all this sickness is kind of annoying, isn't it? At least you can still fit in your old clothes, right?

2. Four months - Okay, so things are getting a little tight. Time to break out the flowy stuff!

3. Six months - OH MY GOD IT'S AN ALI-- oh, no. It's just the baby moving. Although it's still kind of creepy, isn't it?

4. Eight months- Please. Please let it be over. Have mercy.

5. Overdue - C'mon kid! I'll buy you a pony! NO! TWO PONIES! My baaaaaack.

6. Wildcard - Your choice!

What's your role in this whole mess, person replying?

1. YOU ARE THE FATHER - Well, now you've gone and done it. Are you going to take responsibility, or head for the hills?

2.  Friend - You may not have done the deed, but you're going to be there to help your buddy. No matter HOW weird the circumstances!

3. Enemy - Do you feel a 'HAW HAW' coming on? This is just too funny.

4. Wildcard - Second verse, same as the first.

Not my meme I STOLE IT HAHAHA

Comments

Jack Bauer | 24

[thelongestday]

#1 - six months after the amnesia thread

[sammmy]

Once Sam had regained her memory, she worked on getting her life back in order. She was able to get her job back with the NYPD and quickly adjusted to her and Jack sharing their home with Bailey and Charlie. It was three months later that they resumed trying for a baby again and now six months after Jack had found her and brought her home, she'd been getting sick for the past few mornings.

She stayed home this particular day because it was the anniversary of when she'd been abducted and she wanted to be home with him, knowing nothing would happen to her that way. She'd stopped on the way home the night before and bought a few pregnancy tests, not telling Jack yet. She wanted to wait until the next morning and take one of the tests.

After a late night, she was surprised she woke up early, it was still dark outside, but she did have to pee. With her head on Jack's chest, she knew he was still asleep by his even breathing. She gently pressed her index and middle fingers on his tummy just above his boxers and slowly walked them up his body.

Claire Redfield | Resident Evil [Darkside] | OTA

[nowthisisaknife]

Julian Baker | One Tree Hill

[itwont]

Obv he's not the one pregnant. Het only as well. Brooke would be a bonus and a whole lot of love.

Amy Pond | Doctor Who | OTA

[wears_skirts]

1 (Warning: Spoilers)

[times_new_roman]

Rory hugged her. "I'm glad." A beat later he continued "And much as I love River, I hope we see this one grow up the normal way."

Jacob Black | Twilight

[warming]

Rei Hino | Sailor Moon | Open to All

[prediction]

1 Ftttt--I don't even know

[lotsoftalent]

[Gone and done it? She doesn't even UNDERSTAND it. How did it even happen in the first place?

Oh, well we know how...but, that's well you know. Not physically possible. Though Makoto is ever tending to Rei (no matter what her mood swing is.)]

Donna Noble | Doctor Who

[in_the_tardis]

Britta Perry | Community | OTA

[britta_ftw]

2 for the role

[rememberwhoyouare]

Ah movie night. It was a good way to get the troubles of the day gone watching B-rated movies a person could poke fun at. For some reason it always made him, at least, feel better being able to rip some bad acting to pieces or the fact that what the people in the movie were doing was totally wrong... something he'd picked up from his friends along the way he guessed.

With a pizza in one hand and movies along with a liter of soda in the other, Gav made his way to Britta's door thankful for the use of elbows when it came to ringing the buzzer. Thank goodness for the weekend right?

Fuuko Kirisawa | Flame of Recca

[fuuko]

Cagalli Yula Atha | Gundam SEED | OTA

[chili_sauced]

1 for his part

[jesus_is_gundam]

[Well.

That's what they get for not using condoms.

Still, since finding out, Setsuna has been conspicuously absent. He's always away on some mission or busy doing some thing that requires his full attention and she can make all the decisions about the pregnancy while he'll be... over there. Not screwing up the kid's life. With his Gundam.

But this is one of the few times recently that they're on base together, and he's running out of excuses to avoid her. Now might be a good time to pin him down.]

Ranka Lee | Macross Frontier | OTA

[nyan_nyan]

Cornelia li Britannia | Code Geass | OTA

[knightmare_princess]

2-ish? For him.

[as_reckless_as_ever]

So... you and Lord Guilford, huh?

Hungary | Axis Powers Hetalia | OTA

[paprikaholic]

2 + 1

[ridethelightning]

So...how do the clothes fit?

Yulie Ahtreide | Wild ARMs 4

[sweetstrongpaladienne]

6 months

[nameofexorcist]

[Kresnik is weeping inside. WHO GOT HIS LITTLE SISTER PREGNANT.]

Sora Naegino | Kaleido Star

[dreamsonwings]

[Can be game verse or canon]

Minako Arisato | Persona 3 Portable

[lovefool]

4 → 1 ??

[mp3]

[WHAT DID WE DOOOOO]

Jupiter | Pokémon

[g3_jupiter]

1 annnnd 1!

[nomon_be_spared]

«I truly had no idea this was even possible.»

Helen Magnus | Sanctuary

[longaevus]

John Egbert | Homestuck | OTA

[bluetexts]

brooke davis ✪ one tree hill

[dedicatedbitch]

2 and 2 for the role, if you don't mind.

[itwont]

Julian was really hoping by the time this was over Brooke didn't demand him to be fixed. (could be the twins, or a second pregnancy. I'll leave that up to you and Brooke and not assume too much.)

Deneb | Kamen Rider Den-O | 2

[idkmybffsakuraiyuuto]

_{[Deneb is here to help with all your waiting-on needs!]}

the disciple | homestuck | 3

[thedisciple]

[Is it weird that she's not very bothered? Yes, it is a little scary not knowing how this is all suppose to work or what to expect but there is a part of her that is sorta excited.]

Aveline Vallen | Dragon Age 2 | 2

[guardcaptain]

[Yes, Aveline will be putting on armor for patrol. Even now. When it won't... really fit.]

2 for him

[thebesttales]

While I admire your dedication to the protection of all of Kirkwall's law abiding citizens, I'm not sure that armor was intended to fit two.

Alexandra Roivas || Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem || 3

[savior_backward]

loki / marvel / ota

[sorcerous]

[ and he is fully capable of being the pregnant one.

even with a girl. ]

2 annnndd 4. So 1. Because I'm terrible.

[fervidus]

...Have you taken leave of all sense?

It is impossible. It is not possible. I-

[Sif sputters, pressing her hand to her brow and forcing a laugh. She had always feared this would happen, but how it was happening? It changed everything.]

You...You're mocking me? Playing a trick on me. Loki? Loki?
Tell me if you are playing games with me!