My track record with royalty hasn't been much better man.

[No seriously, he kissed some princess and they tried to make him a king...and a statue for 80 years...and a father. Well, they succeeded at the last one, but not in the normal way. Don't ask.]

I don't think either of us need to be tempting fate on that one.

[He can't help looking a little smug at the compliment to his race.]

I've been tellin' people that for years, but no one ever believes me.