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Do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was? Well, what do you even want to be the best at? There's so much to do in the beautiful Pokémon world... where do you begin? Which Pokémon world do you begin in?

RULES:
◓Tag the post with your character, defining what they are. Use RNG or select what you like. (It is okay to select several options for anyone replying to chose, simply clarify in your comment)
◓Reply to someone else! If they're a trainer, perhaps be their rival or a gym leader they have to face. If they're a breeder, be a customer interested in leveling up your Pokémon. Cross the streams, interract within the world of Pokémon!
◓Don't be afraid to list what Pokémon you own... or what Pokémon you have become.
◓Don't forget the Golden Rule, and of course, have fun!

A: Core Universe

01. Trainer's Journey: You're roaming the land, seeing the sights, and raising a team of Pokémon! Are you going for the championship? Or are you someone's extremely obnoxious rival? (Or both?)
02. Team ___: You're going to rule the world, one way or another - might as well beat up this punk and take their Pokémon, right?
03. Gym Leader/Elite Four: You're a stepping stone on every trainer's pursuit of the championship, and a representative for your Gym's town/city/etc.
04. Professor: What are you researching? And are you taking another professor to go along, being heckled by some ruffians, or did you bring a young trainer to escort you?
05. Breeder: You raise other trainers' Pokémon with love and attention. You also have to tell a bunch of kids about the eggs that appear when they leave a compatible pair of Pokémon behind...
06. Battle Facilities: The Frontier, the Subway, the Institute... you are a major trainer in one of these facilities, and you organize a great challenge for only the strongest trainers.
07. Coordinator: Contests! Dressing up Pokémon, raising them to use their attacks beautifully or toughly or cutely. I hear that wimpy ol' Unova just has them dance, the silly westerners.
08. Underground: Dig, dig, dig! Set those traps! Make a base! It's a competitive game, one you can do without Pokémon. You just have to be willing to get a little dirty!
09. PokéAthlon: Train hard! Get your Pokémon team set up for speed, for strength, for competition!! And get in there yourself, time's wasting!
10. Dream World: Whoa, this place is... strange. Wait, of course, it's a dream! So why did you wake up with a few less berries and a new Pokémon waiting for you...?
11. PokéStar Studios: Film a movie, with you and your Pokémon! Although, be willing to accept that your film is probably going to be rather Bollywood... but hey, maybe you'll sign some autographs!
12. Sightseeing: Going to the Ruins of Alph? Hiking through Mt. Coronet? Looking at the strange rocks in Geosenge Town? There's a lot of beautiful landmarks in the Pokémon world to see with friends, family, and loved ones! Don't forget to take pictures!

B: Side Titles

01. Mystery Dungeon: Suddenly, you are a Pokémon! But... that's okay, right? Now you can go help (or harm) your fellow Pokémon as explorers or rescuers.
02. Snap: You don't actually own any Pokémon, you take professional photography. Maybe you'll sneak some pictures of a trainer's Pokémon, or hire a buddy to take pictures with you on the track at Pokémon Island.
03. Hey You, Pikachu!: Pick up the apple! ...Pick up the apple. The apple-- PICK UP THE GOD DAMN APPLE
04. Conquest: Why stick to just Pokémon when you could also be a Samurai Warlord?
05. Ranger: No need to catch Pokémon. You just need to enlist them briefly to help you patrol for poachers and protect nature and wild Pokémon!
06. Adventures: Where being a Pokédex Holder is a huge deal, Legendary Pokémon often threaten the apocalypse, and the shounen power of the world is turned up to 11.
07. Trading Cards: Wait, you think Pokémon are real creatures? Hahah, that's silly! Now come play this Children's Card Game!

C: Unofficial

01. Nuzlocke: You come from a world where Pokémon are very likely to die in battle. There's no fainting.
02. ROM Hacks: There are countless fan-made Pokémon games, with their own stories and even their own Pokémon, sometimes.
03. Alternate Universe: Nothing captures the imagination like a Pokémon AU. Give a brief synopsis if you can.
04. Route 29: Or any of the other Dreamwidth RP games! Might as well, right?

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[Vash has to applaud that the net has weights on the end. It's actually a clever move! But a weighted net tossed by a human is in no way going to be fast enough to catch him. He easily steps out the way.]

Oh wow, Pio-y! You're actually getting better at this! I'm impressed! [And he actually does applaud for him.] But, now if you're done, I heard there's this nice lake nearby and I kinda wanted to go see it. Think we can do this after that? I kinda promised my pokemon we'd have a picnic there.

Edited 2014-02-24 06:34 (UTC)

I'm not done yet! I'll never give in, while vandals like you are roaming about and destroying beautiful landmarks!!

[He lets out his Raichu to catch up to you! And he'll be gathering his net to throw again, once his Pokémon gives him a better opportunity.]

Wha-? I'm not going to destroy it! I just want to look at it!

[But Vash's Jolteon has had enough. It releases itself from it's ball to face down the Raichu coming at his trainer.] AH! Tongari! Wait! Can't we just talk about this!?

[For now Jolteon will hold it's ground, but it's not about to back down.]

[While the Pokémon hold off the pursuit with a spat of a battle, Piros starts rambling.]

Look, you! You say you want to just look, but I won't be fooled! You're seen at the scene of every vandalization!

Now let me tell you a completely hypothetical story. Imagine a national monument groundskeeper, a man who works very diligently and proudly to keep these historical and beautiful monuments and landscapes trimmed, polished, and at the peak of their potential beauty. This hypothetical man then walks onto the grounds of Geosenge's stone monuments, to find - oh, he GASPS with rage and indignation and offense!! - a hideous carved marking in the ancient, priceless stone! "Vash & Team Gung-Ho Guns", carved in the middle of a cut heart!! This hypothetical man, fueled by the passion and rage of a rabid noble beast, begins his quest to catch this hooligan and bring him to justice! Justice that NEVER dims, that glimmers beautifully and fairly in all things!

UGH! For the last time I'm not part of Team Gung-ho Guns! I don't even wear their uniforms! Besides! Those guys are really creepy!

[But the guy does have a point about his being seen at a lot of nationalizations. But not ALL of them!] And, well, you see! I just have bad luck! Yeah! I can't help that now can I?

And besides! I'm not at every single one! That's impossible!

Jolt! [Jolteon agrees.]

...and don't tell me that hypothetical story wasn't all that hypothetical... was it?

Pfft, of course it's hypothetical. I said it was, didn't I?

I'm not sure I really trust over half of the things that come from your mouth.

[Then suddenly Vash lets out a yell and points.] HOLY CRAP! IS THAT A SUICUNE BEHIND YOU!?

Hmm?? A what?

[Piros the 3rd may not be looking for legendary beasts, but he is naive enough to turn around the moment someone says "look behind you!"]

Huuuh? There's nothing there--

[And of course, that would have been the perfect opportunity to start sprinting off. Piros the 3rd lets out a loud, angry, nasly bellow!!]

WAAAAAAAAUGH!! You scoundrel, Vash the Stampede! My justice will never fade!!!

[He's not the fastest, in that giant clanking armor (seriously why are you wearing it) but he is determined if anything! He chases after, his Raichu making the most headway in the pursuit.]

Edited (whoops CAN'T CONTAIN THE SPARKLES) 2014-02-24 17:41 (UTC)

[And take off running he does! Carting his Jolteon in his arms who is barking at the indecency of the flight. He can TOTALLY take that Raichu!]

Trust me, Tongari! There's no point fighting with idiots! It only ends in tears! My tears!

[Vash runs off blindly ahead through the forest. Feeling pretty confident that Piros wouldn't have set up any sort of ambush ahead. Of course that doesn't mean there won't be say - a large hole for him to accidentally trip into to slow him down and letting the Raichu catch up.]

[Actually, he did set up a trap! His electivire drops from his hiding place with a resounding thud, and throws... yet another net at Vash! This time, from upwind instead of downwind.]

Hahahahaha! Good job, Electivire!!

[Oh crap! Vash didn't expect this guy to have a competent Pokemon. Vash manages to skid to a stop as Electivire drops out of his hiding spot. He turns to run in another direction, expecting some sort of Pokemon attack, so the second net takes him by complete surprise. His sudden sprint is halted as Vash finds himself suddenly twisted and tangled in the net.

His Jolteon isn't nicknamed Tongari just for the fun of it either. As now it's trapped in this net with him, he starts poking Vash with it's electrified coat. He doesn't mean it, but this running and almost fighting has gotten the little guy rather excited and itching to go!] OW! Tongari! OW! S-stop! It's me! OUCH! Calm down!

[Between the net and Jolteon's struggle to break free, Vash is having a little trouble reaching his pokeball with his Sandslash inside of it. It will give Pios a little time to catch up, but he'd better hurry if he wants to taste even a moment of victory!]

[THUD THUD THUD - Piros eventually makes it, and laughs loudly and obnoxiously.]

Ooooh, look at you with the mischievous eyes. Fell right for my trap! I'm so excited.

Mischievous? My eyes don't look that mischievous, do they? [He's nearly insulted! But ah, there's his pokeball! Vash quickly presses the release button.]

Sandslash! [Sandslash pops out and takes the situation in quickly. Yup, apparently his trainer is being an idiot again.]

Sandy! Help a guy out, and quickly, please?!

[Unless Piros or his pokemon move quickly to stop him Sandslash will be ripping that net to shreds.]

[No, of course his reaction time isn't quick enough. But his Ampharos and Raichu are now also on the scene, surrounding the net.]

WAAUHH!! Not one, but TWO of my very lovingly hand-crafted nets!! You vandal!!!!

[Vash sits up as his Jolteon and Sandslash move between Armpharos and Raichu to protect their trainer.]

Wow? Hand made, Pir-y? I almost feel bad now. But you shouldn't go jumping out at innocent people and throwing things at them! It's rude!

[He gets to his feet and takes a step back. Still hoping that maybe he can make an escape, but it doesn't really look like it.]

Do we have to fight? Can't we just take a rain check or something?

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YOU FOOL! SPARKLES CANNOT AND SHOULD NEVER BE CONTAINED! XD XD XD

NO ONE CAN SURVIVE THAT AMOUNT OF SPARKLES /ADDS MORE SPARKLES

No lie, was trying to respond to this and firefox crashed! IT DIED OF SPARKLE OVERLOAD! LOL

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