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Alaric Saltzman ([personal profile] ricsaltzman) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-04-06 02:31 pm
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Birthday Meme!

 THE "IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!" MEME

1. Post!
2. Tag!
3. RNG: 1-10
4. Have at it!


1. Forgotten Birthday
Did everyone forget your big day? Were you really hoping for some company, or just a damn present? If only one person remembered... It'd be okay even if they're late.

2. Secret Birthday
Birthday? BAH HUMBUG. You don't want to be reminded that you're turning 50 or 500 this year. It's just another year of receding hairlines and sagging breasts. Seriously. You don't have a birthday. (Or hey, maybe you just forgot to mention it. That happens too.)

3. Expensive Birthday
Time to splurge! You only get to do this once a year, right? So everyone better bring some damn good presents for how good a bash you're throwing. Getting thrown, maybe, with Daddy and Mommy's money.

4. Double Birthday
There's nothing quite like the kinship of being born on the same day. Maybe you're twins, maybe you were cloned, maybe you just budded off asexually or something. Or, you were just lucky. Better figure out who gets to blow out the candles.

5. Surprise Birthday
Did everyone forget your birthday? This is the wrong number, isn't it? Hey... isn't it awfully quiet? Where did everyone go?

6. Senile Birthday
Birthday? Whose birthday is it?

7. Unbirthday
It's not even your birthday, but the hell with it, you want cake. And balloons and streamers and maybe a fucking pony. Well, you're going to get them. And some tea, if that's your thing. Either way, this is going to be the BEST RANDOM DAY EVER.

8. Romantic Birthday
Nothing says I love you like actually remembering when your significant other started existing. After all, this is only one of... 5? 10? Occasions of the year where you get to spend too much money spoil them.

9. Crashed Birthday
Who the hell are you? This is a private party!! Wait, what do you mean poisonous hamsters from Zanzibar are in the pantry?!

10. Deathday
Hell yeah, the day you were released from the ties of the living world. Nothing quite like it. This is an absolutely festive occasion. It's a great day to haunt someone you know! Or something.

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candyhorns: (irritated)

[personal profile] candyhorns 2012-04-08 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[did you just call the one thing he actually likes and feels good about 'annoying'? of course you did. of course it is.]

WOW FUCK YOU, NO I HAVE NOT, MY TASTE DOESN'T RUN TO 'AWFUL'.
bl1nds33r: (HMM)

[personal profile] bl1nds33r 2012-04-08 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
FUCK
TH4T WOULD H4V3 B33N R34LLY H3LPFUL

...
H4V3 YOU 3V3R NOT1C3D 4NYTH1NG YOUV3 DON3 4NNOY1NG H1M?
4S 1N H3 R34CT3D TO 1T W1TH MOR3 TH4N 4N 3Y3ROLL
candyhorns: (worried)

[personal profile] candyhorns 2012-04-08 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE.
I GUESS THE CAPE THING SEEMED TO BOTHER HIM.
bl1nds33r: (T4ST1NG)

[personal profile] bl1nds33r 2012-04-08 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
C4P3 TH1NG??
WH4T C4P3 TH1NG
candyhorns: (Default)

[personal profile] candyhorns 2012-04-08 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
HE DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN I TOUCH HIS CAPE.
bl1nds33r: (COM3 4T M3)

[personal profile] bl1nds33r 2012-04-08 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
HMM
TH4T M1GHT B3 4 GOOD PL4C3 TO ST4RT

TRY F1DDL1NG W1TH TH3 3DG3 OF 1T SOM3T1M3 4ND S33 WH3R3 TH4T T4K3S YOU
JUST R3M3MB3R NOT TO G3T UPS3T, 4ND TO T4K3 NOT3 OF 4NYTH1NG TH4T 4GG1T4T3S H1M, HOW3V3R SL1GHTLY
candyhorns: (tch)

[personal profile] candyhorns 2012-04-09 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I DON'T KNOW IF "REMEMBER NOT TO GET UPSET" IS GOING TO WORK, TEREZI
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?
I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WASN'T UPSET.
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