[She sighs. This is just going to her sound like a freak. At least it doesn't smell like there's anyone else around.]
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W3 F1GHT TOO MUCH TO B3 M4T3SPR1TS, BUT NOT SER1OUSLY 3NOUGH TO B3 C4L1GN1OUS, 4ND 1M PR3TTY SUR3 1D FL1RT 4 LOT L3SS 1F 1T W4S SOM3TH1NG P4L3R
TH3 S4M3 PROBL3M 4PPL13S TO BOTH OF YOU
OR M4YB3 1M JUST B31NG STUPID B3C4US3 1 N3V3R H4D 4 MO1R41L B3FOR3
DO YOU 4ND G4MZ33 FL1RT???