The Shameless Dating Meme

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the shameless dating memeNow with 40% LESS SHAME!

1) Post with your characters (one per comment)
2) Respond to other people
3) Those two have been dating for fuck knows how long
4) Random massive shipping ensues
5) ???
6) Sex optional
7) Lots of shipping profit

[stolen from loltimcampy]

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[sagitto]

[ He looks back, merely grins, ends up hopping into the space without permission and sliding in behind her. ]

Awesome.

[canbedeceitful]

[ She laughs silently, hides it from him, because she hates it sometimes how easy he is to love, how stupidly adorable he can be, and that's what she likes the most.

She pushes back into what space there is left between them so she's right up against him. And then Tom Cruise flashes onto the screen. ] Oh, look, there's your boyfriend.

[sagitto]

[ Curling his arms around her waist, resting his chin on her shoulder. ]

Mm. He never calls, he never writes.

[canbedeceitful]

You know the life you signed up for.

[ She almost sounds sad as she says it, something that they both know in this game, and she melds back into him, nuzzles her chin against the side of his head. ] He should visit for this, though, this is good.

[sagitto]

I'll send him an invite to the deadly assassin snuggle party, yeah?

[ But Clint is happy enough to sprawl here with her, which is saying something. ]

[canbedeceitful]

I don't think Coulson will be pleased, but you never know, he might make an appearance.

[ She watches the film half-heartedly, has seen it enough times to know most of the words, and she bites her tongue whenever something implausible happens. ]

[sagitto]

[ Laughing. ]

He's gonna have to share us.

[canbedeceitful]

I wouldn't mind sharing.

[ She reaches behind to take his hand, pull his arm around her, and she snuggles it to her chest. She might have moments of affection, but there's no need to draw attention to it. ]

[sagitto]

With Tom Cruise?

[ His chin gets rests on her shoulder, gaze still on the television. ]

[canbedeceitful]

[ She doesn't answer immediately, face tightening in thought. ]

Then again he is kind of short. And somehow I doubt he could keep up.

[sagitto]

So we don't like a short guy? Does Stark know about your prejudices?

[canbedeceitful]

No one is as short as Cruise, not even Stark.

[ She feels disgusted with herself for even thinking it never mind admitting it, but she's relaxed, comfortable, and she's not on duty. ] Tony's got unique charms, so he doesn't count anyway.

[sagitto]

Did you really say Tony’s got charm? Do I need to put a distress call in to the guys? Have you been brainwashed?

[canbedeceitful]

[ Laughing, she elbows him maybe a little too harshly. ] Shut it, Barton, and watch your future husband.

[sagitto]

He has to divorce his wife first, sweetheart.

[canbedeceitful]

If you want to make it to the chapel, you'll refrain from ever calling me that again.

[ But she would have acted already if she hated it that much. ]

[sagitto]

Uh huh, and deny Mr. Cruise the wedding night?

[canbedeceitful]

I'd show you a better time. We'd blow way more stuff up. And there'd be heels.

[sagitto]

[ Cheeky. ] On you or me?

[canbedeceitful]

On you if that's how you roll, Barton. But if you break them, you buy them.

[sagitto]

What? You don’t think I got dainty fucking feet?

[canbedeceitful]

[ She turns her head to look at him over her shoulder. ] You do glide when you run.

[sagitto]

[ Blowing a kiss. ] Boost my ego, why don't you?

[canbedeceitful]

I never said it wasn't attractive. [ She pretends to catch the kiss, examines it, and then throws it away trying not to snort a laugh as she turns back around. ] Grab the blanket off the back, it's cold.

[sagitto]

[ He does as she asks, ends up getting the fluffy, worn thing in both of their faces instead of on their bodies. ]

Oops.