bakerstreet | The Shameless Dating Meme

[A potted, gambling, loafer.

It's every man's dream come true, especially on their anniversary...and it looks as though he's already gotten this party started before Miles's arrival having ploughed through two six packs and now he's dozing on the couch with his bandanna covering his eyes.

How many times has he been told that gambling isn't a real job? And he uses the beer cans as ashtrays...

...Dear god, who did you wrong in another life, Miles?]

[Honestly, if he knew that this would happen, he probably would have done far less attempted murders in his current life.

When he enters their home, and hangs up his nice big coat... yup. Exactly what he was expecting. Beer cans everywhere and there would be Gojyo laying on the couch.

Let's see if he remembers the date. Miles will move over and tap him on the shoulder.]

Clean your mess up.

[Congratulations, you've been in a long term relationship with a nagger.]

[Nagging is what he's used to, it's the jolt he gets from being woken from a dead sleep...it's nothing compared to the way he pitches over the edge of the couch and on to the floor when he gets a load of Miles and his stern face.

You picked a real winner.

Give him a minute, he needs time to process his surroundings...right, beer cans. Why the hell did his beer cans seem to annoy people?]

Eh? Ah...right, right [he's moving, he's moving] I didn't think you'd get back this early, that's kind of unusual.

[Oh does it seem as though he remembers the date? Ahah...it seems unlikely.

No one would blame you Miles, if you fired a shot or two in his direction and continued with your...attempted murder streak.]

[You know, he needs to get better floors one of these days. Hope you don't mind cold concrete.

He's seen worse. Which is scary. Really scary.

Seeing as they happen to be scattered everywhere...]

Major General Armstrong was finished with me for the day... I figured I might as well stop home.

[Miles only remembers the date because other people have reminded him. Anniversaries don't matter that much to him.

Also, there is a sniper out in the mountains nearby for when Miles gives the signal. There's been one ever since they got together... just in case.]

[Or...at least put a rug down...you know...in the spots that are not kappa secure...like by the couch...and any place that has a chair he can slip out of on his more drunken days. Still, Gojyo has a surprisingly tough hide for a loafer.]

Finished with you? That's hard to imagine...seems most days your work is never done.

[Oh and what a pair, one who doesn't remember anniversaries and another for whom it does not matter. Sounds pretty solid.

How did they make it this long?

And with a sniper constantly trained on him. Fortunately Gojyo has a wonderful talent for dodging bullets even in the most dramatic of cases.

And once all of the cans have been cleared away, Gojyo will eye Miles from his spot on the floor]

I can't help thinking something's really odd, they don't even let you off like this when it's a holiday...something's up...[One thing that can be relied on is the redhead's instincts even if his memory can't be counted on.]

[Look, if Gojyo wants rugs, he can buy them himself. Miles already buys him booze and smokes, so helping out around the house would actually be nice.]

You're overthinking this.

[Which seems weird to say.

Well, there's the lack of freaking out over anniversaries if someone doesn't remember. So it means less fighting which means a better relationship.

Well, you haven't done anything to really piss Miles off yet, so you're on the right track.]

Nothing is going on. I'm going to go take a shower... you probably should as well.

[Maybe your intuition is working but Miles won't say a damn thing.]

[Helping out means not going through anything Miles wouldn't want him to go through and not blowing the place up...but you know, Gojyo deserves some credit. He can pick up a dish and sweep a floor...just when no one is looking, he has a reputation to maintain. Start setting the standards high and people will start expecting it...right? Like Pavlov's dog, encourage people to expect nothing and the least little thing gets them all excited.

He has his moments, however.]

Maybe...

[You must realize that if Gojyo had the tolerance for it he would probably do very well in the military. His survival instincts, strength, and intuition are all very good...even if they are disguised. He'd be killed a hundred times over for insubordination, however...still...he knows a cover up when he smells it.

Right now it smells like cheap beer.]

I probably should as well...what, sir, are you implying?

[Gojyo doesn't sound insulted, bemused is more like it, but he'll follow him to the bathroom...it would be nice to brush the taste out of his mouth. The thing about cheap beer...it coats your tongue. Not good if he was going to pry information out of Miles later.]

[So he basically is confined to a total of four rooms, and the only room he's allowed to dig through is the kitchen. Where the beer and food and things Miles is okay with him finding are. Like more booze. And honestly, Miles expects nothing from him, and as shown, is not excited by it if it happens.]

You are.

[Armstrong would kill him on day one. And then repeatedly kill him every day after for that insubordination he likes to show. The fact that he's with her right hand man makes her like him even less.]

That you smell like you haven't all day.

[In the bathroom, Miles gives reason to make Gojyo want to take a shower, hopefully. Here's your boyfriend... getting completely naked in front of you without a care in the world. And that is a super ass.]

[Fortunately Gojyo ventured outside of his confinement, which was to say he left the house frequently enough not to be a total layabout. Honestly, he's almost certain Miles lures him with the food and the beer.]

You're convincing...why are you convincing?

[She would have to catch him first, because he would totally run from her. Not because he was a coward, far from it, Gojyo is capable of great feats of courage...but Miles seems to like her and he wouldn't want to go head on with someone Miles likes. In spite of his laundry list of bad traits, the kappa has some that are redeemable...it's like a pearl in a bed of oysters.]

You're a barrel of laughs, you know that?

[And the first thing the redhead goes for is the toothbrush and tooth paste...he'll give Miles a headstart in the shower...but that doesn't mean he won't watch...and his interest is far from benign. Go ahead, strip for him, your audience is captive.]

[Perhaps but he could always take the beer and food and just leave. So there has to be something more here for Gojyo then just food, beer, and the potential for seeing a muscular military man in the buff without having to pay for it.]

What do you mean?

[Miles likes and respects her very much so he definitely wouldn't appreciate it if the two people he cared for most in this world started to butt heads over absolutely nothing... they probably had while he was busy working but seeing as Gojyo was alive, he doubted it.]

Hm. I doubt that.

[No frontside for you because he's not that shameless in the bathroom, but please enjoy the show. Please enjoy that ass that he has been accidentally working on for years.]

[True, there's more here than beer, food, and a permanent booty call...there's a kind of kindred spirit here as well and something else that's just intangible. Especially when Miles was capable of giving him some pretty severe looks without Gojyo running from it.]

Means I'm still thinking.

[This is just one thing that's so interesting about the kappa. He's willing to play the flighty coward who would run away from General Armstrong's sword if it meant not having to come into conflict with her. His ability to dodge her attacks almost surpasses his uncanny luck with bullets.]

haat, oo hone ink er unny [Translation: What, you don't think you're funny? He's already working on brushing his teeth while still assuming he could communicate...how well depends on Miles's ability to understand the him.

That aside...it doesn't matter that he's only being presented with his lover's ass, he'll see the front soon enough simply because Gojyo has very little shame. If he wasn't busy he would already be smoothing his fingers over the other man's muscular planes--as it was he was ready to bite the brush off of his toothbrush.]

[Of course, some people who were getting beer, food, and a permanent booty call might forget that there's an actual person with an actual personality here. And despite the glares that he may have gotten, Miles was thankful that the man was treating him like a human being.]

Very well then.

[Miles hoped they never would come into contact to witness that. He would be berated for being with a 'coward'. Sure, Miles knows better, but he needs to listen to his Queen.]

It's not part of my job. [He's understood the man drunk, with... things in his mouth, and through everything else. The toothbrush... and the potential horniness was absolutely nothing compared to everything else.

So maybe he's being an ass because he's taking his damn time started up the shower. Bending over a bit. Man, he's either really interested in tormenting him or he's having a hard time turning the water on... it is actually the second, the water isn't on where he wants it to be.]

[As long as his Queen didn't try to separate the two of them, then Gojyo wouldn't have to play hard ball...being a coward...he wouldn't care who called him that as long as they didn't get involved in his private life. The Kappa had developed a thick skin when it came to being insulted, he's learned to ignore it.]

ah ahou oor hersonal hob [Translation: what about your personal job?

But of course, trying to bate Miles was secondary to being bated by the other man...it was difficult to read the man sometimes so whether he was doing it intentionally or unintentionally trying to seduce the Gojyo, the redhead didn't know...

...what he did know was that he was done brushing his teeth and now he was getting undressed, preparing himself to join in on that shower...and Gojyo has no shame. That is he's not about to turn around and undress, so Miles gets the full Monte.]

[But there was always that chance. If Gojyo got in the way of Miles's working life that he would be forced to depart from the other man. Luckily enough, Miles had enough practice with this already that even if Gojyo wanted to sit around in his office getting drunk, that it would never affect Miles's work.]

If feeding you is my personal job then it's still unnecessary.

[Miles could rarely seduce. He was not that type of man. He was also difficult to seduce as well. He didn't make himself easy to get at in a romantic sense... not by choice. It was something he was unused to.

He turned his head around and saw Gojyo get naked right in front of his eyes. There was a good body in front of him, and he had no issue seeing it. In fact, if he was willing to show that emotion on his face, you could almost say he liked looking at it. But, the shower was at the proper temperature now, so he slowly stepped inside.]

(ooc: Sorry about the slow! Hope you don't mind, I'm really liking this thread)

[Fortunately Gojyo would never go anywhere near Miles's office or Fort Briggs if he could help it, so he didn't run the risk of interfering with his lover's work while he was at work. The moment Miles left Fort Briggs then he was free game, no one could argue with that...well they could try if they wanted to, but the kappa was pretty stubborn.]

Eeeeeh? Guess we'll have to hone your sense of humor!

[True enough, a tree stump could be more intentionally seductive than Miles, but the other man's unwitting seductiveness was probably even better, because his lover had no idea he was doing it. Half the time the redhead wasn't sure if his lover was aware of his attractiveness...and without the glasses he wore it became even more apparent.

If asked, Gojyo wouldn't cloud the fact that he thought he had a nice body, being particularly proud of his legs. He knew very well that his musculature was significantly difficult from that of his companion's who had years of military training to develop such a broad and upright frame, Gojyo was leaner, more wiry something that had more to do with their life style than anything else. If Miles liked the view then Gojyo was willing to put in the upkeep, but presently he had more important things on his mind...

...like following the other man into the shower where he immediately sought to be in a position where he could see the other man from the front. The kappa wanted the full view no matter how glorious and tempting the one from the back was. It felt like tonight was a perfect night for exploring Miles from every angle and without further ado Gojyo's hands began smoothing over the body before him.]

Hey, you got any vacation time under your belt, Miles?

(ooc: No worries~)

[If he needed something, he could call and Miles could direct him in the necessary fashion. So long as he didn't magically pop into his office, everything would be fine and dandy. And for the entire time they were together, that measure of privacy was given to him. It was one of the biggest reasons that he liked Gojyo.]

That's unnecessary.

[He had heard that he was attractive. But just like having humor, it wasn't necessary for what he did. It honestly caused more distraction rather than proved itself to be worth the time. Distracted the one female and any males who happened to swing that way. So it caused more problems then it ended up being worth. Even if Gojyo liked it.

And yes, if he was asked, he would admit and agree that Gojyo had a good body. If asked what part, he could list it without even looking up... his skin. Gojyo had some of the nicest skin around. It was smooth to the touch which was very important for what they liked do to at night. Or even during the afternoon. Or whatever time was currently now.

He looked at Gojyo and those hands that were now on his body. He reached to put his hands on the man's shoulders. Honestly, sex was not his forte. He had it, naturally, because he was with this guy who seemed very interested in seeing his entire body. But he didn't need to know anything about it.]

None that I could take any time soon. Why?

[Gojyo couldn't see himself popping into Mile's office for any reason in the foreseeable future...unless the Kappa had reason to believe the other man was in some kind of danger. Otherwise he doubted that he would even get through the front doors without it being more trouble than it was worth.]

No, really...I don't think branching out would be a bad thing.

[Attractiveness might have been a useless distraction at work, but here it was something of a big deal. A guy had to find his lover at least moderately attractive in some way otherwise physical connection could be difficult...and Gojyo was pretty shallow. Of course his connection with Miles was deeper than appearances, but he wouldn't have lusted after the man...might have considered him more of an important friend and the whole lovers prospect would have been shelved.

Gojyo would probably be amused if Miles came out one day and told him how much he liked Gojyo's skin. He would agree that it was nice, for a guy's skin...he did take care of himself. He had very little scarring, except for what was on his face...and his skin had a certain lubricity to it...but that's all he could really say about it.

It didn't matter that Miles wasn't an expert at sex, Gojyo knew what he was doing, and he never refrained when it came to what he wanted. Stepping under the warm spray of water he pulled the other man with him, his arms locking around his lover so their bodies were pressed flush against one another. The redhead allowed his fingers to idly caress the small of Miles's back while he dipped down to press his lips against the other man's shoulder, sucking the moisture from his skin.]

Hng...[after a second or two he lifted his head, looking at Miles through the fringe of his wet hair]...ah? No reason really...just let me know if you ever do get the free time.

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