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( stargazing )

the stargazing meme
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one → meteor shower you just saw a falling star! and another! make a wish!
two → aliens what was that? was that really? omg no way a ufo!
three → lunar eclipse you've been sitting out for hours, waiting for this. it's so cool!
four → comet does it move fast or slow? either way, it's amazing.
five → full moon the moon is so huge! just don't look too long, it's really bright too.
six → star dust anything can happen in space. make up your own plot!
seven → solar eclipse this might be happening in the middle of the day!
eight → planet sighting is that a new star? nope, just a neighbor in the solar system!
nine → constellations do you know the stories behind these odd patterns?
OH RLY?
His eyes stay on her for a few moments, just watching her whilst she looks up. It doesn't help that there's the brush of her arm against his, but finally he turns around too - fingers gripping the railings.]
Er, dunno. Probably ages ago.
LOOK AT MY ICON YES BABIES
[For a while, they both just silently look up at the sky. The two loudest blondes in the whole village, quietly contemplating until Ino turns to Naruto with a curious look]
So what brings you up here anyway? I mean, the view is nice but there's plenty of other places to see the night sky.
ROFL. Yes. So I see. <3
Her question is at least one he doesn't mind answering, and he turns to her with a smile, shrugging his shoulders.]
Jus' finished work. Needed, er-- you know, to... stand here for a bit.
i have a lot of them :c
[Weird. And boring. And probably not even true. She doesn't WANT to pry but he's making her really interested in the reason why Uzumaki Naruto is hanging around on the Hokage mansion roof.]
If you want to stand, you can come with me to a bar. There's lots of standing there since seats are usually taken.
[just kidding
mostly]
HOW MANY???
A bar?
[That has him forgetting the moon almost completely, pushing off the rails altogether and twisting to face her as he takes a few steps back.]
You serious?
LIKE 9 LMAO
[What's his problem?
Maybe not to drink but Ino likes looking at the cute guys sometimes and a few times she had to go there to find Asuma sensei. Though they are old enough to drink, laws in Konoha were lenient with shinobi and Ino looked older for her age.
There's better things to do than just stand on a roof.]
Just to hang out.
Ffffff. Did you find them?
[WHY ARE GIRLS SO BLOODY CONFUSING?
The words are accompanied by a perplexed expression, but even that doesn't last because apparently she really does want to go to a bar. He's not sure he can remember the last time he went to one of those places with anyone except Jiraiya. Spare time was so rare when you were training to be Hokage one day.]
Hang out... you an' me?
wait 11 i lied i just counted
She sighs loudly.]
Yes, you and me.
You can say no, I'm not going to be crushed or anything. I thought I'd be nice since you want to stand so much.
omg. travesty
I ain't--
[Was he going to have to go back on his statement? Did it even matter. She said there were never any chairs but-- people seemed to want to do things for him these days that he'd never expected before. Or ever.]
Nah, I-- let's go, yeah?
THE MORE THE BETTER
Ino's face splits in a smile and she rocks off the railing. She had said she wouldn't be crushed, but she is glad she wasn't rejected. It would have hurt her pride.]
Great! Come on!
[She reaches for his wrist and tugs him along, jumping off the roof.
And the moon was visible from the bar roof too.]
GOOD. ALSO OMG. I'd just shut down the pc when your tag came through so... LAPTOP AND LAST TAG.
He wasn't too worried at all, actually. Her smile lifted his own lips to curve, but that didn't last long. Being pulled around was generally the kind of treatment he lent to others, but he went willingly, catching his foot just in time to jump down over the edge of the roof with her.]
Whoa--!
[Just to let her know she'd taken him by surprise. A little bit.]
What's this place called anyway?
AW OK ;v;
They're ninja so they can jump off roofs and land on the ground below easily, Ino doesn't even think of Naruto's natural clumsiness nor does she hear his shout of surprise as the wind rushes by. Then they begin walking.]
Kojuro's... I think. It's not too far from here. Asuma-sensei used to go there a lot and we'd catch him with Kurenai-sensei before she was pregnant.
[She smiles a little sadly as she mentions it.]
He'd be outside taking a smoking break. So if you smoke, you have to go outside.
[totally teasing now]
>_> Oops. Hi.
because of reasons, getting a coke for himself too.ALSO ROOVES ARE TRICKY WHEN YOU'RE NOT EXPECTING TO BE YANKED OFF THE TOP OF THEM!!!
Talking of Asuma makes him a little sad, and curious to see how Kurenai and the baby are doing now, or-- child.
His eyes flick right back to her though, just to check that she's okay.]
Yeah well, I ain't smokin'. You ever tried that stuff? It's gross.
[A nudge of the back of his palm against her arm, and he walks in slightly ahead of her.]
You come here a lot?
DID YOU FORGET MEeee ;m;
Didn't need to. Asuma-sensei put me off of it from day one on his team. The smoke made my eyes burn and water.
[The nudge she notices, but doesn't mind. She's pretty physical herself and sort of appreciates and understands the need.]
Mmm, once in a while. People here know some pretty great stories about sensei. It's fun to listen what he was like when he was around our age.
Have you heard any good stories about Kakashi-sensei?
NOOOO, never. I just-- forgot how to internet. xD
Oh right--
[Naruto's still looking around, mostly to try and get an idea of the people here. It's not Kakashi he's thinking about though - it's his Father, but the question is welcome. In fact, he manages to grin... and completely changes the topic.]
Hey, you ever got drunk before?
oh yes that happens to me ;;
Huh?
[Where did that come from?]
No... we're not old enough to drink. The bartender doesn't really care though. I bet if I ordered something, he would give it to me.
Why?
Lol, yeaaaaah. :(
Whatever confusion is on her face during the interlude goes unnoticed, not because he's not looking. He's just that distracted. Any other night... things might be a bit different.
When Ino starts to explain the reasons why she hasn't drunk before now though, he nods - reaching out for her hand this time to tug her off toward the bar.]
C'mon-- let's... drink sake.
it ok tho :>
What!
[WHAT.]
Really? Have you even had it before?
=DDDDDDD
Nope! [Well, that was a lie, but he'd drunk one tiny cup and almost passed out. She didn't need to know about that.]
It'll be fun, right?
:'D
But lbr so is she.]
Don't blame me if I'm carrying you home at the end of the night.
[And now SHE'S tugging him to the bar to order ALCOHOL.]
Alright, now be quiet. Let me do all the talking. You're going to get us caught if you say anything.
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If they live to tell the tale.]
Yeah, whatever, I'll be carryin' you.
[He lets her tug, but it's his turn to stare at their hands, and feel heat in his cheeks. Oops.]
Quiet? I don't need to be quiet! Everyone knows me now.
[It's not meant to come out quite as big headed as it sounds... but since the war, recognition follows him everywhere.
Still, he presses against her side, finally letting go of her hand.]
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She hisses at him.]
You definitely need to be quiet then!
[She still doesn't mind his touch, finally leaning against the counter and smiling sweetly at the bartender.]
Hi! I'd like a order bottle of sake. Two cups for me and my friend here. We're celebrating.
[Ino is using the full effect of her ~charm~ so for ONCE everyone's attention isn't on Naruto. Because if they knew him, they'd know they are NOT 20 years old and therefore could only have tea. Or lemonade.
She brushes bangs out of her face and places her chin on the back of her hand. Awyea she is working this to their advantage.]
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I am being quiet.
[It's hissed right back, lips almost against her shoulder, not that he's aware of how close he is, not yet at least.
Ino seems pretty good at this though, and when the bartender's gaze flicks to him he just smiles and looks away glancing around the bar.
Apparently it works though. Whether the bartender had decided to throw caution to the wind for Konoha's Number one Hero and future Hokage~~~~, or he just didn't recognise him - they'd never know.
But he was gone seconds later, and Naruto's hand rose automatically to prod at her arm.]
You did it!
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Ino only feels a flicker of unease as Naruto is looked at. THankfully, he decides to let it go and she releases a sigh before grinning widely at her drinking buddy.]
Of course! What did you expect? I don't leave my friends hanging. If you want to drink sake, we'll get you sake.
[PRODS HIM BACK right in the side.]
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He can hear her sigh, and for a moment he worries that he's blown it, but the look on her face, that grin makes him feel-- well, a whole bunch of things. Most of which he can't quite put his finger on.]
He might have served me anyway...
[There's a hiss thanks to the prod, and he jumps before hissing back at her, hand rubbing at his side.]
Ow! He's comin' back--
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I FIND IT FUNNY you had your username even BEFORE NARUTO WAS KURAMALESS
Lol. It was 'cause I played him in a place where he didn't have him!! =P
yeah but NOW ITS CANON HAHA
rofl. yes. ;; SO SAD.
WEEPS BROKENLY
ALL THE SOBBING
I WAS MORE SAD THAT HE LOST KURAMA THAN HIM DYING TBH
I KNOW RIGHT? (It's cause we know he isn't actually going to die. Plot armour and all)
EXACTLY i mean he's trying hard tho lmao
Too hard. :|
i know wtf nardo stahp
Now.
nnnnnnnnnow
>:|
TONIGHT MAYBE
MAYBE TONIGHT
ALMOST
rofl
NARUTO FRANKENSTEIN
:|