trapped in a room full of puppies: the meme

[kates]

TRAPPED IN A ROOM FULL OF PUPPIES
This is pretty self-explanatory. Somehow, you and somebody else are trapped in a room full of puppies. There is no door. There are no windows. Just you, another person and about twenty or so rambunctious puppies.  You can do pretty much anything you want in the room, but remember that there are twenty or so rambunctious puppies who love licking you and jumping on you and treating you as a personal chew toy.  So yeah.  I'd recommend keeping your clothes on.

Bonus points will be given to people who specify what breed of puppy is in the room.  Super bonus points will be given to people who link to pictures or Youtube videos of said breed of puppy.  Because c'mon you guys.  Puppies.

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Lindsey | Lucky number slevin - OPEN

[deceptivelytall]

[ Lindsey wants it on record that she had not signed up for this when she'd said she'll visit a friend at their new apartment complex.

Being locked into a room full of black lab pups was not how she'd imagined things going - it was supposed to be human socializing, not puppy conditioning.

She sighs, at least she wasn't afraid of dogs. ]

Ai Apaec | Marvel Comics

[snakesandspiders]

[OH NO HE'S TRYING TO EAT THEM, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE STOP HIM!]

[nogenius]

Oh my god dude WHAT'RE YA DOIN' STOP IT!

Saori Nakagawa - OC -ota

[needsteaplz]

[Saori may have had cats before but who could say no to puppies. She's got several Blue Merle Australian Shepherd puppies with her. Some of them play with each but others try to crowd around Saori for affection. Sure getting trapped in a room wasn't on her to-do-list but puppies]

D'awww who's a good puppy? Who's a good puppy?

[gloomgirl]

[ Oh no, these pups are absolutely adorable. Kuranosuke can't help but want to pet all of them. Sorry if it's on your lap Saori, he just HAS to scratch that one's ear, and rub that one's tummy. ]

Wow, such cuties~

Waver Velvet/Lord El Melloi II | Fate/zero | OTA

[gordianknots]

[Tibetan mastiff puppies. Because they grow up to basically look like Rider.]

[hellburner]

[just gonna hug one to her sizable chest here]

Aww, who's a precious ball of fluff?

Feda Gandamak | OC

[notbloodylikely]

The basics! Just adult for this one.

[Feda is attempting to scoop up twenty Pomeranian puppies into his arms at once and failing because they're so happy at him trying they're getting all over his face. Laughing constantly in a deep, booming sound, Feda is in his own little puppy world, because it doesn't matter how obsessed with a cool guy image you are-

puppies are the best.]

Yes Man | Fallout: New Vegas

[agreeablesecuritron]

[No doors no windows, huh?]

Oh boy! This is going to be really fun until you all run out of oxygen!

will graham | hannibal

[designates]

[ THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF HIS ENTIRE LIFE

IT'S PROBABLY AN ENCEPHALITIS-FUELED HALLUCINATION BUT WHO CARES

IT'S THE BEST DAY OF HIS ENTIRE LIFE ]

[astatic]

[this other person might also be a hallucination

does that matter when there are puppies climbing on you, licking your face, barking, rolling around everywhere

oh lord her arms are full of puppies this is the most glorious day

even if one stole her shoe and started chewing on it.]

I'm going to need that later...

[not even scolding it when she tries to take it away it's just kinda hard to get it without putting down puppies and you can't make that happen so congrats on the new chew toy]

Hajime Tanaka | Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan

[inspirethefire]

[There are few puppies in the world that can compare in sheer fluffiness to the noble, the proud, the Keeshond.

Such a brave and noble breed needs only the most willful and determined of overseers. The puppies may be fearsome, but Hajime is here to make sure that no one is overwhelmed.]

i had to okay!

[kigaru]

[Because guess who's just so happy with all of these puppies.

That's right, Shinta. Who's getting bitten all over by them, but. Well.]

Cecil Palmer • Welcome to Night Vale • OTA

[dulcetvoice]

[ These puppy infestations are getting a little ridiculous. I mean, seriously! You think you manage to escape from the infestation by locking yourself in a room without doors or windows or vents and they still manage to get inside somehow!

And it's not like Cecil doesn't like dogs! Honestly, he'd sooner consider himself a dog person than a cat person (with the exception of Khosheck, of course), but this is unbelievable. Now the exterminators can't even get in to help.

There are so many puppies you can barely see the floor. Husky puppies, Pomeranian puppies, pug puppies, chocolate lab puppies, you name the breed and it's probably here. ]

[coiffure]

[ maybe this was the wrong day to try and ask cecil if he wanted to go out for lunch because they're stuck in a room with just... just puppies and carlos honestly doesn't know what to do. there's definitely no science-ing his way out of this, or even figure out how it happened.

the least he can be thankful for, however, is the fact that despite their volume... they seem like normal puppies. he picks one up to examine it just in case and brings himself nose to nose with a little husky puppy. seeming absolutely thrilled with the prospect, the pup licks his nose and smears its tongue over his glasses, bringing him laugh. ]

It could be worse.

Bruce Banner/Hulk | Marvel 616

[ineradicable]

[ Hulk likes puppies!

So much, that he's sitting on the floor in the middle of a large group of them. Some clamber onto his legs, others chew on his toes or chase each other around his bulk as he pets those within reach. ]

[magumagu]

[ DUUUUUUUDE you're sorta totally distracting him from the puppies! OMG! ]

thor » marvel 616

[deathripper]

[pet at your own risk]

[notaswicked]

["Adopting" this little puppy at all probably proves that Loki wouldn't really know risk if it set his shirt on fire.

So have some ear scratches, Thori.]

Lois Lane | DC/Smallville | OTA

[loistheintrepid]

[Oh God, oh God, ALL the allergies.]

/LOVES ON

[hunter_returns]

[Just give Sam a minute or two more? He's on his knees in a room full of wiggling, barking balls of fluff attempting to climb Mt Moose while he pets and scoops up as many as he can.

Yes, he knows. No dogs. But he's a dog person! And puppies!]

Loki | MCU | OTA

[notaswicked]

[Bah. None of these little fuzz balls is as cool as his dog. What kind of dog doesn't even breathe fire?

That said, the scampering little Maltese puppies show admirable persistence in trying to win him over, and Loki really doesn't have the heart to stop them clambering curiously all over him, until one trying to climb up his chest causes him to overbalance and flop on his back.]

It's like being buried in cotton balls.

[thehammerismything]

Loki, what did you do?

[There are puppies everywhere. There are puppies tugging on his clothes, Loki.

Still, he is more fond of these harmless little balls of fluff than Thori from what he'd seen of the dog.]

You can't keep them.

Aang | Avatar: The Last Airbender

[savedtheworld]

[protectivesoul]

[Fuuka is trying to get a very confused looking shiba puppy to shake. There's another one chewing on the ribbons coming off her sleeve. She's about to give up, really.]

Shake! C'mon little guy I know you can!

damian wayne ( robin ) ♔ dcu。

[bratbat]

[ Lets just say that "trapped" isn't the right word when it comes to Damian and a room full of great dane puppies. Sure, he won't admit that he enjoys being around the miniature versions of Titus romping and rolling about- GOD FORBID he like something age appropriate- but it doesn't take the world's greatest detective to figure out Damian's cautious steps, his double-takes to make sure no tail or paw is underfoot.

He may even, should circumstances become dire enough, engage with the rambunctious puppies. After all, these puppies are bred from a champion- they need proper exercise and attention to develop to their full potential.

Don't you dare call it playing; Wayne reputation is at stake here. ]

[notaswicked]

[Loki would never think to call it playing.

After all, that's what he's busy doing with these puppies whenever Damien's back might happen to be turned.]

You must be very big when you grow up. [His tone is light and conversational as he gives one puppy a light nudge - it obligingly flops over onto its side for him to rub its belly. Talking to dogs is less silly when he already has a dog that can talk back.] I bet goblins could use you like ponies.

Aedan Cousland | Dragon Age Warden | OTA

[higheverheir]

[Mabari puppies for everyone!]

Lucy Pevensie } Chronicles of Narnia { ota

[childishgames]

[There may be other people in the room. There may be identifying features to be making note of and marking as signs of where they are.

Ask if Lucy Pevensie cares or if she's buried under a literal pile of Rotties and absolutely pleased as punch about it.

(spoiler alert: she doesn't care)]

[calledmegentle]

She may not care. Susan Pevensie, on the other hand, will be slightly bewildered.

"Lu, what--?"

hijikata toshizou, hakuouki, ota

[hougyoku]

[ he'll be honest, this wasn't what he wanted to be doing right now. work to be done, etc. etc... but somehow he's stuck in a room full of puppies and he can't pass up this opportunity to get back at a certain someone for something so drastic they did.

naming an animal after hijikata toshizou, the vice commander of the shinsengumi. there was only one way to handle this.

he's standing in the middle of the room, watching these young pups scamper across the floor as they tried their best to climb up his leg for more love! but from hijikata? pft! okay. ]

Souji, stop! [ he's scolding a puppy that's trying to tug at his pant leg now. and hearing a small ruckus in the corner-- ]

Souji! Stop beating up Souji. [ he may or may not have named the entire litter of puppies souji. ]

[fraternize]

[around the time hijikata decides to start calling a puppy 'souji', oswald wonders what this is about. sure, he's stuck here with a bunch of puppies and now oswald, but oswald thought he couldn't possibly get bored enough to actually start naming puppies.

and then he calls another souji.

and another.

and oswald goes to the corner to pluck one of these soujis up, the other momentarily disheartened to lose its soujitw..in....?? he earns himself a lick directly to his face for it by souji number #2, face as impassive as ever.]

...did you really name them all Souji? [how would okita feel about that HMMM.]

[jazzingitup]

[Have a giant robot, sitting crosslegged on the floor, surrounded by corgis running around.

He loves it. Jazz totally gets why they are favourites with humans.]

Painwheel | Skullgirls | OTA

[torturedrose]

PUPPIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSSS!!

[The happiest little-girl-death-metal-scream anyone will ever hear.]

Mycroft Holmes || Sherlock

[brotherthine]

[He sighed. Heavily. How in the name of God did he let Mary Watson talk him into this? A room filled with puppies.]

[punchmeitssubtext]

[That was the thing about Mary Watson. She was ridiculously persuasive, and charming, so when she wanted something you just sort of had to hang on for the ride.

Which was how Sherlock had ended up here, with his brother, with one hand full of samoyed puppy and the other full of pit bull puppy.]

She's not very subtle, is she?

Medicine Seller | Mononoke | OTA

[tadanokusuriuri]

[Well.

One might expect someone with such an elaborate get-up to object to the Shiba puppies scrambling all over him. Or one might, perhaps, expect the Medicine Seller to be nonplussed about being trapped.

But this is not the work of a Mononoke, and therefore, essentially?

It is not his problem.

And so, until the situation is resolved (it will be, and when it is, he will have time), he's sitting seiza-style, surrounded by puppies.

Waiting.

And feeding them. And maybe, for once, smiling a little.]

Poland / Feliks Łukasiewicz | Hetalia | OTA, OU or AUs ok!

[niepokonany]

[And suddenly, the world is a snowy-white mess of Polish Tatra sheepdog puppies! And it is so, so beautiful, and he can't stop laughing and hugging them. And baby-talking at them.]

Oh, you so caught me! It's no fair ganging up on me like that, you know, people are gonna think you're super lame--ah! Hey, that tickles, cut it out, oh my god!

[HE IS SO HAPPY.]

Sherlock Holmes ‽ Sherlock (BBC) ‽ OTA - MILD SPOILERS FOR SERIES THREE

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock was surrounded by puppies. And not just any puppies, but Irish Setter puppies. He's slightly disgusted at the emotions they are bringing up within him. Sentiment aside, they were - cute. Though, Sherlock would never admit that to anyone.]

[saluted]

[ they are the most endearing, adorable little things she's seen in quite some time.

(sherlock was endearing too, (lest his ego be wounded). but not in the way the small setters were, all yipping and running a muck.

it made her want to actually pet them and keep them.

but. this was irene adler. sherlock kind of made her want to do the same. ] Would it physically hurt you to smile, dear?

Look at them all. [ easily, she's crouching down to scoop one up, before casting an expectant, and infinitely amused glance his way. ] Nothing?

armin arlert | attack on titan

[unburdens]

( there are so many havanese puppies. they're so cute. and they're sort of all over him. he's on the floor. there are about six puppies on top of him. he's admitted defeat. )