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♥The BAD Pickup Line Meme♥

♥1- Post with your character! Include your characters name, series, and any personal prefs you have.

♥2- Your character has gotten the sudden urge to use the worst pickup line imaginable on the next
person they see (aka those other people you will be tagging!) whether they like it or not.

○Make up your own line or generate one!



♥3- See where things go from there!



Bonus Points for hitting on someone completely random, someone you've
never tagged before or someone way out of your character's normal
preferences or comfort zone!

Comments

Loki | Marvel 616 (Journey into Mystery) | open

[unswallowed]

[He was kind of made for this meme. Let him woo you with bad pickup lines. Or woo him. Whichever.]

[required]

"If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents."

[ she pauses. ]

Is it supposed to be a compliment? I should find out what a nickel is.

The Riddler | Batman '66

[braintease]

[It will be a horrible pun and he will make you like it.]

jean "jehan" prouvaire || les mis || ota

[aimable]

[ ooc: He makes lots of puns, so. This might actually work in your favor... Can also be modern AU. ]

[braintease]

[DID SOMEONE SAY PUNS]

Tell me, my fine fellow. What spends all day in bed, but is constantly alert?

Castiel | Supernatural

[freewillhurts]

[Castiel has been doing a little research on the subject. He flips open a notebook he's been filling with the information he's gathered.

He reads:]

Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

.... I don't get it.

[How would seeing someone else's underwear help him find his own?]

Must be defective.

[onasteelhorse]

What the hell, Cas?

[What is he doing?

Who told him these lines?

Also, give him a minute because he's seriously close to cracking up here.]

Trevor Philips | GTA 5

[scooterbrother]

I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?

[suaveandspectral]

...goodness me, where do I start.

Tifa Lockhart | Final Fantasy VII

[hityeahmiss]

[ota! Tifa has probably heard a few bad pick-up lines in her time...]

[disheroic]

[ he can't honestly believe he's doing this. (... there may or may not be a betting pool, blame cid and/or barret.) ]

... I can tell you used to be a terrorist. [ as casually as possible, which isn't very casually at all. ]

raleigh becket | pacific rim

[regroup]

[ see this ugly, baggy sweater that must have cost 20 cents at a thrift shop but is awesome for winter construction in alaska despite hiding awesome abdominal muscles in the least flattering way possible? ]

Do you know what this is made out of?

[ well, if you don't see it, he's awkwardly idly plucking at it ooooh low thread count ooooh. ]

It's 90% boyfriend material.

( ooc | alternatively, throw your own pickup line at me! ♥ )

[oldmanstriker]

[Look who's staring blankly at you, Raleigh.]

What?

[Because, seriously. What?]

raleigh becket (63) | pacific rim

[jockeying]

[ meanwhile, lady raleigh has a bit more tact and is currently extending an arm, proffering a hand. ]

Will you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

[ aw yes, look at this smooth motherfucker - she'd be picturesque nonchalance if it weren't for that stupid awful dork grin curling around her mouth. ]

( ooc | alternatively, throw your own pickup line at me! ♥ )

Theon Greyjoy | ASOIAF (Modern AU) | OTA

[thetiniestkraken]

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you!

[ holy shit theon why ]

[thisisgonnasuck]

( And Audrey is just going to stare at him for a moment before laughing. )

Does that ever work?

merlin | merlin | ota

[servant]

Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. Or you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself.

Either way, it's up to you.

[Don't wait up for him tonight, Gaius. And don't tell Arthur that he's at the tavern.]

[northumbria]

[ Oh gods, Merlin. Lancelot's grinning wide already. ]

How much have you had to drink?

Newton Geiszler | Pacific Rim | ota

[kaijulover]

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for. [Complete with suggestive winking, oh yes.]

[leftindanger]

{Alright, you got a laugh out of her, Newt.}

I think I heard that in middle school.

Alex "From the Bar" | Misfits | OTA

[handsomebarman]

Er...

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

I swear, usually I'm better at coming up with pick-up lines.

[ having sex with people more than once a week really takes away any sense of being romantic ]

canon otp tbh

[fromthebar]

[ He can't question this. He fucks powers out of people, he knows an imaginary friend. Questioning this is just...beyond his ability anymore.

Damn though, son. He's looking good today. Has he always looked that fine? Damn. ]

Yeah? How is that one going to work, then?

Ymir | Attack on Titan | F/F

[thedancingtitan]

So.. How am I doin'?

[actsmagnificent]

Excuse me?

[ Sorry, Haruka wasn't listening. Did you say something? ]

Oerba Yun Fang | Final Fantasy XIII Compilation | F/F

[raindownthesky]

[Her pick up line is a smile. Let's be honest here.]

Kuriyama Mirai || Kyoukai No Kanata || ota

[fuyukai_desu]

[ Extra points if Akihito or Hiromi is involved. ]

Raylan Givens | Justified | Het

[wantmyhat]

You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

( Yep. That was awful. )

zack fair | final fantasy vii | ota

[pennates]

Oh, hey! Mind giving me a hand? There's something wrong with my cellphone...

[ managing to look Gravely Concerned, waving the offending piece of technology in your face. ]

[intonation]

[ it's not that unusual for people to ask aoba to help them out with stuff like technology, so he's completely oblivious to whatever may be impending.

he should really know better by now. ]

What's wrong with it?

beni | dmmd

[squabble]

[whistlenotchirp]

[He's just gonna... stare at this thing for a moment.]

...Are you gonna try and eat me?





[wait that came out wrong.]

Phantom R | Rhythm Thief

[thiefofalltrades]

Would you mind if I stole your heart?

[That was way more of a joke than an honest to god pickup line.]

Kida Masaomi || DRRR!! || ota

[yellowscars]

[ His life right here. ]

Re: Kida Masaomi || DRRR!! || ota

[sand_witch]

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable. Please, take them off.

[But she was polite!]

Asbel Lhant | Tales of Graces f | OTA

[pactfulfilled]

[Maybe this is a bad idea. Maybe he should just give up and call it a day. But Asbel's been assured that if he would simply use the right words, he'd be able to get over his nervousness. He just needs to recite them perfectly. And practice often.]

[...Practice often.]

[Asbel swallows hard, stares down at his clenched fist and makes his move. He'll just walk up to someone, calmly and casually. What could possibly go wrong?]

Um... Excuse me, but. If beauty were time, then you'd be eternity.

and then I totally forgot I meant to tag this (Sora here btw)

[luminouslady]

[Zoniha looks up from her drink with an amused smile.]

Well, aren't you adorable! I have to confess, that's not one I've heard before.

[This woman is either the best or the worst target Asbel could have possibly chosen.]

captain hook | ouat

[pillager]

[ Said while he's propped against the bar, chin rested on his palm and swaying a bit. Someone's already a bit drunk. He leans forward, grinning like a damn fool. ]

Well, hello there. I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink... and then get sexual.

spits.

[twoowuv]

[ ...Okay, maybe this kind of behavior had rooted as result of him taking him out for a drink as a form of payment for their time in Neverland. But he never. Ever.

Expected this.

It takes every bit of willpower (mental and physical- even channeling magic he wish he had) to not spit his drink into Hook's face. Instead, he swallows his beer in one gigantic gulp and stares at his newly-declared friend (who is about to not be his friend anymore tbh). ]

One, I'm a married man, thank you very much... and two, I might be wrong, but I thought I was the one buying the rounds tonight.

[ Have been buying the rounds. ]

Amelia Jones ✩ Nyotalia

[american_sweetheart]

Will Graham | Hannibal

[empathetic_profiler]