7 Minutes in Heaven

[memeswearhouse]

The Rules:

1. Comment with your character name/fandom/prefs in the subject line
2. Comment around, you're now trapped in a closet and must kiss whoever you're trapped with! It can be just a simple kiss on the cheek or something a little...more. It just has to last for at least 7 comments each!
3. You don't have to start right away. Build things up! It's more fun that way.
4. ???????
5. Profit~

Stolen lovingly from memebells

Comments

[8r8kspider]

You think so? And what do you call the mess you've made with Terezi and that pathetic human girl???????? You don't have a chance in hell with anyone, they already have the new hot shit to drool over! No one caaaaaaaares about your whining screaming ass so you might as well give up on your dreams of having a stupid rom-com happy ending, 'cause it's not going to happen!

[candyhorns]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[8r8kspider]

Exactly what I meant, dumbass. Wow, if you're this slow on the uptake, how the hell did you eeeeeeeever become our leader? Jegus.

[candyhorns]

I didn't even do anything with Jade.

[8r8kspider]

Reeeeeeeeally! Not even a little ashen paradox three-way jam? Don't play dumb, you're already enough of it as it is!

[candyhorns]

That's not--No, you know what, we're not talking about this, we're talking about how you don't even know how pity works and you're totally burnt out on hate.

[8r8kspider]

Nope, not going to happen! All this talking is booooooooring me. What's it going to take for you to stop screaming dumb shit all the time, if you don't want me to manipulate your protein chute to shut up for you?

[candyhorns]

You can't do that.

[8r8kspider]

I suuuuuuuure can! Just try me.

[candyhorns]

Why are you so fucking dead-set against sorting out your problems, anyway?

[8r8kspider]

Oooooooobviously, because they don't need any sorting! Don't be such a meddling idiot, that's Fussyfang's job already!

[candyhorns]

Fine, be stupid and immature and keep on not understanding anything about quadrants, see if I care. Spoilers: I won't.

[8r8kspider]

Oh, I understand them peeeeeeeerfectly. And you know what?

[ suddenly up in your grill, smiling a murderer's grin in the dark ]

I don't even hate you.

[candyhorns]

[ He steps back so quickly he runs into the wall inches behind him, but when he speaks he only sounds a tiny bit more tense than usual. ]

So what, I don't give a fuck.

[8r8kspider]

I don't hate you and I don't pity you. Like every other moron still alive in our session, or even the humans'. But I do like to see you squiiiiiiiirm, and I just thought of a way to make you shut up and stop blabbing my ears off for the rest of this game, and that's to just play it. Might as weeeeeeeell, right?

[candyhorns]

Quit it, get out of my face.

[8r8kspider]

It's advance or abscond, stupid! And guess what, absconding isn't an option!

[candyhorns]

[ Karkat's brain isn't managing either advancing OR absconding, Vriska's teeth in his face are freezing it up. ]

[8r8kspider]

[ she bares them even wider, then leans forward to bite down on his lower lip with her fangs, enough to hurt and maybe even bruise, but not pierce and draw blood. that's probably terezi's thing, anyway ]

[candyhorns]

[ He hisses in a breath and his hands come up on either side of her face, but he's afraid to make any sudden movements in case it makes her tear his lip. Half of him is wondering how to get her away and the other half is trying to figure out if this is romantic or not. ]

[8r8kspider]

[ in response, one of Vriska's hands reach over to grab roughly at Karkat's hair, not too painfully, but to keep him in place. she tilted her head in, pressing their mouths closer together but keeping her fangs locked on his lip ]

[candyhorns]

[ He pushes back against her mouth, trying to get better leverage, or something; anything to feel like she doesn't have total control over him, honestly. ]

[8r8kspider]

[ Vriska laughed at his efforts, even through the bite. finally she let go so that she could kiss him properly, but carelessly and roughly. and all with the same serial killer smile~ ]

[candyhorns]

[ He's so relieved not to be worrying about imminent danger of bleeding that he kisses her back, before he even realizes what he's doing. ]

[8r8kspider]

[ and she'll just take advantage of that to deepen the kiss, her fangs clicking slightly against his. the grip on his hair loosens a little, too, in her preoccupation ]