7 Minutes in Heaven

[memeswearhouse]

The Rules:

1. Comment with your character name/fandom/prefs in the subject line
2. Comment around, you're now trapped in a closet and must kiss whoever you're trapped with! It can be just a simple kiss on the cheek or something a little...more. It just has to last for at least 7 comments each!
3. You don't have to start right away. Build things up! It's more fun that way.
4. ???????
5. Profit~

Stolen lovingly from memebells

Comments

[cawtier]

So this must be what that "doomed" thing I avoided feels like. Cool.

[scalemates]

What, being trapped in a dark block? [ hehe ] Lighten up, Mr. Delicious!

[ it's funny 'cause he glows!! ]

[cawtier]

No, the part where I'm trapped with a girl that has teeth Jaws can respect and thinks I'm delicious.

[He'd totally hover up in a corner away from her but with his wings there is pretty much no room for escape]

[scalemates]

It's not like I am going to eat you and your delicious creamsicle-smelling self, Mr. Delicious.

[ ROLLING HER BLIND EYES RN ]

The sprite part of you tastes too much like a battery to make it worthwhile.

[cawtier]

I keep telling myself that but it ain't selling.

Guess I'm glad you don't get off on the alkaline sting of an electric taste sensation that's sweeping the nation.

[scalemates]

Davesprite, how many times do I have to tell you that your human references go right over my head? Speaking of which...

[ she tips her head back and sniffs around in the darkness ]

What exactly is this block for? It smells like mothballs.

[cawtier]

Don't you guys lick batteries on Alternia? Everyone has to try it once.

It's a closet. It's where you keep clothes, dead bodies, or people you hope make out with each other. Though not all at once, unless you're into that kind of thing.

...you're not, are you?

[scalemates]

[ for a moment, terezi's quiet.






and then she starts to giggle. it's soft, but unsettling. ]

[cawtier]

Awesome, great, I hope you use some strong mouthwash 'cause I'm so not taking any indirect corpsesmooching from you.

[scalemates]

What's mouthwash?

[cawtier]

This day keeps getting better by the minute. Sharkteeth and corpsebreath, what more could I be asking for.

[scalemates]

Pfffhahahaha! So gullible, of course we have mouthwash! What kind of horrible civilization wouldn't?

[cawtier]

The kind that doesn't put muzzles on people with teeth like yours.

So we gonna do this or what?

[scalemates]

We'll talk about the need for muzzles another time, Deliciousness.

[ smirking sideways ]

Yes, we are going to "do this," but between the two of us, you're the one who can see.

[ so get your scrawny sprite ass over here, davesprite ]

[cawtier]

Awesome, I'm looking forward to it.

[FINE, HE'LL FLOAT ON DOWN TO A MORE EYE-LEVEL, FACE-TO-FACE DIRECTION]

No biting. Or at least no unsexy biting. I know I'm irresistible but I'd be so stoked if I could make it out of this closet with all my body parts intact.

[Which is totally a romantic lead in to leaning in and kissing her]

[scalemates]

[ GOOD DAVE, BEST SPRITE. terezi's about to ask what he means by "unsexy" biting because given the teeth that she has, getting bitten is kind of an inevitability; however, the question is cut off when her lips meet his.

and instantly a surge of "oh my god so delicious" smacks her right in her tastebuds, and she dives into the kiss head-first. figuratively speaking, of course.

tossing her arms around davesprite's shoulders, she giggles into the kiss, almost trying to knock him over with the force she's put into kissing him. HOW DOES HUMAN KISS?? ]

[cawtier]

[Wow that is some forceful kissing and probably a way higher ratio of tongue-to-seconds-into-the-kiss than he was expecting goddamn why did this ever seem like a good idea. Whatever, not about to back down or let her run this damn show, gonna get some hands on her shoulders and at least make sure she doesn't push him over, then kiss her back- GOOD GOD THAT TONGUE'S OUT OF CONTROL, GIRL]

[scalemates]

[ oh cool he wants to make this a struggle for dominance, too?? at least, that's how terezi's going to take those hands on her shoulders: she pushes more into her kisses, cacklegiggling softly between each of them.

BUT OH FINE, for a moment her tongue seems to stop its excessive exploring, and she pulls back, drawing it over her black lips. when she grins again, those teeth are on full display; one hand lifts to cup underneath davesprite's chin ]

Gog, has everyone ever told you you squirm too much?

[cawtier]

[Kind of that, kind of also trying not to get choked on invasive troll tongue]

Has anyone ever told you your tongue is like a band of pirates, ruthlessly plundering whatever country it comes across and leaving no survivors?

[though from how he licks his lips, maybe he's not entirely unhappy with that? It was definitely... interesting.]

[scalemates]

[ almost immediately, terezi squishes up her face ]

Gross! I am a very valued member of society, unlike these pir8s you speak of.

[ she would eyeroll of she could. ]

So what comes next in these sloppy human-slash-troll makeouts?

[cawtier]

Good, I don't have to worry about you plundering my booty later then.

[regardless of whether that's even possible with a sprite body???]

Whatever the hell we want. [Such as, say, sliding a hand up the back of her neck and into her hair and pulling her into another kiss]