7 Minutes in Heaven

[memeswearhouse]

The Rules:

1. Comment with your character name/fandom/prefs in the subject line
2. Comment around, you're now trapped in a closet and must kiss whoever you're trapped with! It can be just a simple kiss on the cheek or something a little...more. It just has to last for at least 7 comments each!
3. You don't have to start right away. Build things up! It's more fun that way.
4. ???????
5. Profit~

Stolen lovingly from memebells

Comments

[ohmigoddly]

[He blinks for a second, then laughs.]

Ohmigod, wow. It's been, like, literal ages since anybody called me that!

[Actually... you know, she looks a little like his girl-queen, Jadwiga, from the old days. Weird!]

Anyway, whatever. I don't know, either, but the door totally doesn't open--is that sketchy, or is it sketchy?

[ofnovalue]

It has certainly put me off of any joyous mood these celebrations had me in previously.

-The princess gives a worried look.- I pray that it opens soon.

[ohmigoddly]

[That's a good thought, but Poland isn't the sort to leave it at prayer and inaction. Instead, he goes and pokes at the door for a while, trying to get it open.]

Huh... Yeah, that's like, majorly stuck.

[ofnovalue]

What cruel jests...

[ohmigoddly]

No kidding.

[He pauses, thinking back to the party.]

I think I like, heard something about... y'know, like... kissing, or whatever?

[ofnovalue]

W-... What perversion!

[ohmigoddly]

Yyyyeah, this is defs pretty messed up.

[ofnovalue]

Surely my knight must be on her way to tear down this door and spare us this strange fate.

[ohmigoddly]

[Poland snorts a little.]

Like, wish I could say the same, babe.

[But he sort of messed that up, so not so much.]

What happens if she doesn't show? No offense, but I'm totally not down with that whole... kinda thing.

[ofnovalue]

Nor do I have any desire to inflict such matters upon you, m'lord.

[ohmigoddly]

I'm kinda not down with starving to death in here, either, though...

[He did not fight for his independence for centuries and finally get free from Russia just to die in that stupid a way.]

[ofnovalue]

-At least he'd die in the presence of royalty?-

I suppose we've little choice...

[ohmigoddly]

Do we have to? I mean. Like, we can wait on your knight for a while, right...?

[ofnovalue]

Oh, well yes. We can certainly do that. Preferably, in fact.

[ohmigoddly]

Awesome.

...

So, I guess you seem kinda okay, even if this is weird. I'm like, the Republic of Poland!

[ofnovalue]

... I beg your pardon? -Did she hear that right?-

[ohmigoddly]

Did I like, stutter?

[Yep.]

[ofnovalue]

No, but... You just referred to yourself as a republic. That's a bit confusing.

[ohmigoddly]

Like, what's confusing about it? I swear, all the humans I meet lately act like they've never heard of a nation before!

[ofnovalue]

Of course I have! Do not think me some fool! It's just... Well, nations are usually not represented by one individual.

[ohmigoddly]

See, the thing is, like... yeah, we are!

[ofnovalue]

... I see.

-She totally doesn't.-

[ohmigoddly]

Right?

[Awkward pause lasting 3... 2... 1... ]

So, like... do you think it has to be on the mouth or whatever?

[...He could deal with on the cheek. That wouldn't be too weird.]

[ofnovalue]

I do not even wish to think about it... Though it would be more chaste elsewhere.

[ohmigoddly]

Yeah, I was like, wondering if we could get away with the cheek. Like. If we're stuck here a long time or whatever. 'Cause that's... still kinda sketchy, I mean, I don't even know you, but I totally think I could deal with that much.